Portland, Oregon: The latest intel

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2839 NW St. Helens Road
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503-222-6600
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August 1, 2010
Visited on: Saturday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 9
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 5
Overall : 7.67

Ok, so went back. The Reportedly Vegan club had a sign on the door for a Chicken dinner... odd. On to the girls, hot and tatooed. Again this club must be a new hot spot for Bachelor parties, there were 4 different bachelor parties that rolled through here in a matter of about 3 hours that we were there. There was even an odd large party of mostly straight looking women sitting in the back. The beer is cheap, but the single waitress is way overwhelmed so its easier to go up to the bar. There is one pool table that get rarely used.

There was a new thing though, there was a massage therapist there giving back rubs for like 20 buck. Did not partake. Some of the dancers did though.

The Private dances are great... just a little costly though. $35 for one song, $100 for 3.
Over all had a great time.
 

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6218 Columbia Blvd
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503-284-4759
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August 1, 2010
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: Unknown
Rating
Physical Club: 3
Dancer Quality: 3
$ Value: 3
Overall : 3.00

Was driving by a few months back and stopped in just to see what this place was all about. More curious than anything else. I had heard that it was nasty; however, that's an understatement. It's like walking into a hole. Dark, dirty, run down (even by strip club standards) not at all appealing. One guy behind the counter to the left staring at you. No girls to be seen.

Spoke with the guy briefly. Asked him about the place. Didn't get much of an answer and still didn't see any girls. Decided that it was time to leave...
 

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9939 Stark St
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503-256-0527
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August 2, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.67

Still one of my standbys to take out of town guys to because it is usually busy and the girls are hot. We went in and found the place very busy. Both round stages were running, as usual, and had guys around each which left only a couple of spots open. 2 dancers on each stage doing 3 songs each. I think there may be a private area for dances (most likely Oregon air dances but I am not sure) but the girls didn't mingle much once their stage dances were through. Very attractive dancers with great energy and interaction while on stage. One of the better places to take someone from out of town since it is not just a tavern with a few naked girls.
 

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6210 Columbia Blvd
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503-281-3212
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August 3, 2010
Visited on: Monday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 5
$ Value: 5
Overall : 5.67

This was my first visit since the establishments were raided by federal authorities. VERY slow compared to what it used to be. And only about 4 dancers on duty when a year ago there would have been 6-8. Dancer attractiveness has gone downhill.

The hustle factor wasn't high like it used to be. A couple of the dancers asked if I was interested in a dance or show. Dancers can once again go across the parking lot to the "Ho" Zone. For a long time, the dancers didn't do private (or maybe I should just say one-on-one) dances in the club. Then they put up a fishnet area across for the bar. Now they use what used to be the shower stage. Dancers did imply that there might be good contact but I did not partake and didn't see anyone else getting any so I really can't say. Comments about "how dark it is" and "nobody cares about what goes on there" but it is in view of the main table area (although not easily) so it should be pretty obvious what the "best" dance could possibly be under any circumstances.

Summary: Not the club is used to be. But with the relatively secluded private dance area, it's possible that some dancers could deliver a higher contact dance than most of the Portland clubs.

I'll check it out again soon to see if maybe Monday afternoon was just a bad time or is typical of the way things are these days.
 

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6210 Columbia Blvd
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503-281-3212
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August 3, 2010
Visited on: Tuesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.67

As far as I could see, the place is the same as it ever was. Early afternoon, it's pretty empty, maybe more than 5 dancers, total, maybe not, most of them at a loose end. Some pretty women of color ;)

I spoke to a very friendly lady who called herself Rosalia, I believe it was. She's on the heavy side, carmel skin. I didn't bring money for dances, but she seemed to indicate that she would be pleasant to get a dance with. There was a pretty asian girl, and some others.

I don't suppose I'm the only one who is completely neurotic about strip clubs? I don't want to get laid. I'm married. I don't honestly know what I want from these places -- I mean, I want to see naked girls, but why? It's not like it sticks with me. It doesn't make me happy. I still feel kind of disappointed when I see women on the street that they have clothes on, which strikes me as a ridiculous preoccupation, but I seem to be stuck with it.

Sometimes I get a lapdance, or a couple of them. This mostly has the result of making me rather high-strung. It's not a peak sexual experience, though it may lead lead to sexual sensations of varying degrees. To say that it's not worth the money only begs the question -- what is it worth?

I end up feeling a profound lack of intimacy. I often feel it as an acute ache when I leave. I don't feel that around my wife. We're close. She doesn't want me going to strip clubs, of course, and I feel guilty about it. It helps that I no longer feel obliged to tell her about it.

The strange thing is that I don't seem to have any ability to change the pattern, despite the fact that the whole thing is pretty unexciting (these days) and sterile.

I will doubtless be back some day to have some kind of unhappy tryst with Rosalia, if she is still there.
 

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9950 SE Stark St.
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(503) 477-9523
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August 4, 2010
Visited on: Saturday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 7
Overall : 7.33

I ventured over to Mystic, located directly across the street from another strip club named Club 205, last Saturday around 3PM. From the exterior the club looks like your typical bar/tavern. The inside of the club has somewhat of a unique layout. First of all the club has lots of seating at stools as opposed to chairs. There are 3 stages. The main stage is located in the middle of the club and is not elevated, instead the dance area is enclosed with a circular wooden tip rail. There is a full bar, like most Portland clubs, and the bar tenders and waitresses were all attractive. Now on to the important part... the dancers. During my 2 hour visit there were approximately 7 dancers, all of which were at least a 6. The makeup of dancers included 3 black girls, 1 pacific islander and the remainder were caucasian. I experienced no hard sell from the dancers and all of the dancers put on a good and acrobatic stage show. Overall, I believe this appears to be a really good club. I was informed by another customer that the club is generally packed with customers and dancers during the evening shifts. I will have to check this place out during the evening next time.
 

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217 4th Ave
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503-224-8472
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August 4, 2010
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 9
Dancer Quality: 10
$ Value: 10
Overall : 9.67

I was visiting Portland and MG was suggested to me by a local bartender at another downtown dive bar. I went on Friday afternoon and the club was quite empty. The bartender was nice when treated with respect, and I didn't mind the other patrons. There was good, affordable beer on tap and the music was fine. Only one stage and two dancers, but they were HOT!

I sat at the rail and tipped well. One dancer asked if I'd like a private dance and I couldn't refuse. We went to an empty corner of the main room that was not private at all, but I still enjoyed the experience.

I returned later in the evening when it was busier and did not see anyone getting the same level of attention.

I love Portland!
 

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33 NW 2nd Ave
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503-243-4646
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August 6, 2010
Visited on: Saturday After Midnight
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 8
Overall : 8.33

Went for a bachelor party and had a really great time. All the girls were fine and beautiful and since we had called ahead about our party we got discounted drinks all night. Great place and in such a good location, though I do have to admit the upstairs portion with the timber walls makes it feel like a lumberjacks strip club.
One really cool thing is how the stages are built. They are just platforms that raise the dancers up about 8 inches with no wall. You get lovely ladies crawling all over your lap all night long.
 

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9939 Stark St
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503-256-0527
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August 7, 2010
Visited on: Friday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 9
$ Value: 10
Overall : 9.00

The food is good. Buck-and-a-quarter beers (before 5pm I think). The chicks are hot. These are all natural girls with minimal tatts or piercings. This is just an all around great place to have a beer and grab a bite to eat with some really attractive females in the background.
 

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8325 McLoughlin Blvd
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503-231-9611
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August 8, 2010
Visited on: Tuesday Afternoon
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 8
$ Value: 10
Overall : 8.33

I take alot of clients out for lunch and this has got to be hands down one of my favorite places to go. The food is always good and the prices are right. Last trip a client was trying to decide between the gyro and the rib eye...told him to just get both and not worry about it...was still under 10.00. The lunchtime dancers are very friendly and appreciative. The bouncer is unobtrusive. Their beer selection is amazing. I'm usually there at least once a week for lunch and have not been disappointed.
 

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3000 SE Powell Blvd
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503-231-9199
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August 10, 2010
Visited on: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 1-5
Rating
Physical Club: 8
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.67

I've been here several times but usually a couple months in between. I haven't seen the same girl there twice over about two years. The drinks are decent-priced and there are good seating options. Easily the best thing about this place though are the lap dances and the secluded area. I've had very hot, very close and intense dances here. This is usually predicted by some very hot dances and interaction at the tip line.
 

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503 W Burnside
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503-525-4900
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August 11, 2010
Visited on: Tuesday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 8
Overall : 7.33

Its been a while since my last trip to Portland and I was anxious to check on this club and see if my last visit was a fluke. The place still has a bit of the local bar feeling and the cover was waived that night. There were about 6 dancers and and maybe twice as many patrons. I took my drink (a local micro brew) to one of the padded chairs towards the back of the room and it only took about 15 seconds before the dancer leaving the stage, a mid 20s latina, came over and chatted me up. She engaged in the usually flatteries and also mentioned that some of the girls were ok with OTC.
The girls in general are hit and miss. Some look like they just don't want to be there and a couple are totally into their work. The best on shift was maybe a high 8, worst was a 5 or 6 (coulda been a 7 if she smiled).
 

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8325 McLoughlin Blvd
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503-231-9611
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August 10, 2010
Visited on: Unknown
Dancers on Shift: 6-10
Rating
Physical Club: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
$ Value: 9
Overall : 7.67

One of Portland's most popular club. If you're gonna hit clubs in PDX, this should be on your list. Food is decent and usually a few hotties dancing. Several types of dancers; 80s rocker-MILF to young pop to Emo-ish chic. My steak was alright but come'on a steak dinner for single digits... didnt expect a whole lot. Decor reminds me of some kinda frat house; like Animal House meets Road House.
Threw a few dollars around and enjoyed making eyes at the dancers. Not a bad place to visit while in Portland.