OTC ?

Just be honest. Clients go through periods where they are too busy or can't spend money for whatever reason all the time. Meanwhile strippers always have infinite money needs and a limited numbers of customers willing to spend. (Despite anything RickDugan will tell you.) When you are spending again you are instantly back in their good books.

Lying to a stripper is no big deal either. They do it all the time, so can sympathize when a customer does. That won't get you in any trouble, but there is nothing to be gained from it here, so why bother?

One year I miscalculated my taxes, and it took me a while to figure out what I really owed, so had to put a regular on the shelf for a bit while I straightened it out, so I've been a similar situation.

One thing you may surprised with is how great the deals can get when you imply that you are going to be busy for a bit or can!t spend. Your stripper should have lots of helpful suggestions about what to do too - e.g. just borrow from people, etc. can be quite amusing!

Never tell any woman--stripper or not--that you're unemployed. Women screw ugly men, fat men, stupid men, and annoying men, but they don't screw men who are broke or unemployed.

@jack: I hope you're joking. The prototypical stripper boyfriend is unemployed as an essential component. Either deals drugs or is an aspiring muscian who stays at home and plays xbox all day while he pimps her out and she brings home the bacon. Now you gotta have the criminal or borderline criminal aspect covered and be young, so I do get your point a middle-age PL who is unemployed is just going to be SOL for a while as far as pussy is concerned.

@cflock Yeah I've pre paid her before and had dates with her. That's nothing new. Yeah if I do tell her it wouldn't be until I take her home. I agree there!

Prepaid OTC? What the fuck kind of stripper actually follows through with prepaid OTC?

Stripper OTC can be expensive...so maybe time to downgrade to escorts? Less drama with the escorts

Dougster, you're right. I was thinking from a customer/upright citizen perspective, not the druggie boyfriend. I know better. My ATF's boyfriend is usually unemployed.

Say (after the boot knocking) that the IRS found a mistake in your tax return, and you're broke until you can work out a settlement with them. In the unlikely event she wants more details, say your ex-accountant told you to put money in a complicated tax shelter and you don't really understand it yourself.

i've had this happen to a couple of regulars. i just keep it professional, and tell them to call me when they're ready.

@Carolynne So they both just told you huh?

mrrock - I would guess it depends on your dancer. You know her better than anyone else. The other thing to think about is there are other dancers out there if she does drop you over it. Is the va-jay-jay that good?

It IS pretty yummy @rh48hr lol

lol mrrock.

Yes, prepaid OTC (or prepaid anything) with a stripper is almost always a bad idea. Because strippers aren't like banks. There's no guarantee they'll be around next week to fulfill what you've been promised, and for most strippers, "loan" means "gift".

Just be honest with her

Stalling and making excuses will no doubt end badly for you, especially if she were to find out the truth somehow. The truth will be alot easier to remember too.

I can't even wrap my head around the "pre-paid" thing.....

I'm a dancer and I say be honest. Believe it or not some actually will be understanding. If you just stop giving her money and she doesn't know why, she'll get pissed and stop seeing you. I've recently seen this happen, the girl stormed off mad and isn't planning on talking to that customer again. It was another girl who pointed out that maybe something happened. She'll at the least be waiting you to come back if she knows the situation instead of take it personally.

Great points Amber!

There's no reason at all to drag it out, just a headache for both of you.

If it was me I'd just tell her you needed a break for awhile and you'd call her when you were ready. If she pushes beyond that, forget her, move on.

For fun: Tell her the truth, ask for loan, listen to creative reason she can't.

Pre-paid???? really???? I don't care how much of a regular I am, "pre-paid" is not in my vocabulary as far as strippers are concerned.