Do you think I'm fat?

I am constantly reassuring the small breasted ones that they do NOT need augmentation.

Weirdest? "B**** sucks dick better than I do, doesn't she?"

Lol no I've never been asked that. Doesn't surprise me though. Weirdest was a stripper who I've done ITC FS with come up to me and ask "Do you have a condom?" I say yes but I don't have extra to tip for that (was end of night and blew through the funds I took to the club). She says I don't care I just wanna fuck! Lol

She asked, "What do you think I should do about the baby?"

Another weird question." What do you think I should do about my boy friend(married with children). Seems like he only comes around when he wants to fuck me"?

rh48hr-
I had a favorite like your ATF who was exactly the same way, other than maybe the tall part, who asked that once. I told her since I am paying for this lap dance, it didn't really matter, now, does it.

"Do you think I'm fat?"

Yes, but you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

That was cold, jackslash !! LOL

Yes, my ATF has gained weight and asks me that same question all the time. Is she fat? To me no, but maybe to other guys she is.

I tell her all the time she is perfect for me. And that's my final answer. NO, you're NOT fat.

The fastest way to cut off your sex life is to tell a girl she's fat.

I don't make that mistake anymore.

Yeah I've been asked the boob job question quite a bit from strippers. I almost always tell them no they are perfect as they are (I prefer naturals).

@Che: " friends, was 'why don’t you want to fuck me?' No tactful or polite way to honestly answer that one."

What's wrong with a simple, "you're not my type" or "not interested, thanks"?

Well then, how about something on the order of "You appear to want something more than I want to give. I'm not interested in a relationship." It has the advantage of being completely true, from the sounds of it.

On second thought, don't bother. I wasn't there, and I could Monday morning quarterback things all week long.

Suffice it to say that I just tend to think polite frankness, while maybe not always exactly the *right* thing to do, is seldom the *wrong* thing to do. Especially in that type of situation. Sure, I've had strippers who were unable to handle the truth, but fortunately, they've been the exception, not the rule.

Ah, questions there is no right answer to. If you say "yes" you are an insensitive jerk. If you say "no" you are a lying insensitive jerk. (And, strangely, lying insensitive jerk is better than just insensitive jerk.) Just change the subject as if the question was never even asked .

From time to time dancers ask if they've got extra pounds. Even the skinny ones.

Got tired of giving the "you are perfect honey" response.

Now I conduct a detailed physical. Right there - on the spot. Examine each part of her body. Have her turn around, have her bend. Do the cleavage test. Mumble some constructive feedback while conducting the revue.
All this time - the dancer also starts gettin serious ("dang - I'm gettin professional feedback - and he's gonna tell me like it is")

I imagine a perfect model and then give it to her. Tell her what she needs to work on. Don't forget to add - "I still love you the way you are. But you've got a month."

Try it on your dancer if she pops this Q.
And enjoy rest of the day !!!

- Roger

ps: if a reall fatty asks you this, don't bother with all of the above foreplay n shit.

Roger - I am doing an in-depth examination of her body next week OTC, so I will give her my professional opinion at that time.

rh48 - attaboy !

rogertex, wow, that was funny as shit "But you've got a month." WTF bro, that's mad random but funny