Do you think I'm fat?

18 comments

• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  I am constantly reassuring the small breasted ones that they do NOT need augmentation.
  
  Weirdest? "B**** sucks dick better than I do, doesn't she?"
• mrrock

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  12 years ago

  Lol no I've never been asked that. Doesn't surprise me though. Weirdest was a stripper who I've done ITC FS with come up to me and ask "Do you have a condom?" I say yes but I don't have extra to tip for that (was end of night and blew through the funds I took to the club). She says I don't care I just wanna fuck! Lol
• Clubber

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  12 years ago

  She asked, "What do you think I should do about the baby?"
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Another weird question." What do you think I should do about my boy friend(married with children). Seems like he only comes around when he wants to fuck me"?
• DandyDan

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  12 years ago

  rh48hr-
  I had a favorite like your ATF who was exactly the same way, other than maybe the tall part, who asked that once. I told her since I am paying for this lap dance, it didn't really matter, now, does it.
  
  
• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  "Do you think I'm fat?"
  
  Yes, but you don't sweat much for a fat girl.
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  That was cold, jackslash !! LOL
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  Yes, my ATF has gained weight and asks me that same question all the time. Is she fat? To me no, but maybe to other guys she is.
  
  I tell her all the time she is perfect for me. And that's my final answer. NO, you're NOT fat.
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  The fastest way to cut off your sex life is to tell a girl she's fat.
  
  I don't make that mistake anymore.
• mrrock

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  12 years ago

  Yeah I've been asked the boob job question quite a bit from strippers. I almost always tell them no they are perfect as they are (I prefer naturals).
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  @Che: " friends, was 'why don’t you want to fuck me?' No tactful or polite way to honestly answer that one."
  
  What's wrong with a simple, "you're not my type" or "not interested, thanks"?
  
  
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  Well then, how about something on the order of "You appear to want something more than I want to give. I'm not interested in a relationship." It has the advantage of being completely true, from the sounds of it.
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  On second thought, don't bother. I wasn't there, and I could Monday morning quarterback things all week long.
  
  Suffice it to say that I just tend to think polite frankness, while maybe not always exactly the *right* thing to do, is seldom the *wrong* thing to do. Especially in that type of situation. Sure, I've had strippers who were unable to handle the truth, but fortunately, they've been the exception, not the rule.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Ah, questions there is no right answer to. If you say "yes" you are an insensitive jerk. If you say "no" you are a lying insensitive jerk. (And, strangely, lying insensitive jerk is better than just insensitive jerk.) Just change the subject as if the question was never even asked .
• rogertex

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  12 years ago

  From time to time dancers ask if they've got extra pounds. Even the skinny ones.
  
  Got tired of giving the "you are perfect honey" response.
  
  Now I conduct a detailed physical. Right there - on the spot. Examine each part of her body. Have her turn around, have her bend. Do the cleavage test. Mumble some constructive feedback while conducting the revue.
  All this time - the dancer also starts gettin serious ("dang - I'm gettin professional feedback - and he's gonna tell me like it is")
  
  I imagine a perfect model and then give it to her. Tell her what she needs to work on. Don't forget to add - "I still love you the way you are. But you've got a month."
  
  Try it on your dancer if she pops this Q.
  And enjoy rest of the day !!!
  
  - Roger
  
  ps: if a reall fatty asks you this, don't bother with all of the above foreplay n shit.
  
• rh48hr

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  12 years ago

  Roger - I am doing an in-depth examination of her body next week OTC, so I will give her my professional opinion at that time.
• rogertex

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  12 years ago

  rh48 - attaboy !
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  rogertex, wow, that was funny as shit "But you've got a month." WTF bro, that's mad random but funny