SEPTEMBER 18--A Florida farmhand arrested for having sexual contact with a miniature donkey explained to cops that the Sunshine State was “backwards†since its residents “frown on zoophilia,†according to a police report.
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Sep 18, 2012, 10:26 AM
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He looks so happy
The best thing in the article is the photo of the donkey. They have covered part of the donkey's face to protect its identity.
Hmmm, I wonder if donkeys get child support.
that was funny
what a dumbass
I've never seen someone look so happy in a mugshot.
"I've never seen someone look so happy in a mugshot."
A sure sign of a whack(off) job.
What's the point of "being hung like a donkey" if it's a miniature donkey?