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deogol
deogol16227

Michigan

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

SEPTEMBER 18--A Florida farmhand arrested for having sexual contact with a miniature donkey explained to cops that the Sunshine State was “backwards” since its residents “frown on zoophilia,” according to a police report.

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motorhead

What's the point of "being hung like a donkey" if it's a miniature donkey?

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Doc_Holliday

He looks so happy

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jackslash

The best thing in the article is the photo of the donkey. They have covered part of the donkey's face to protect its identity.

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vincemichaels

Hmmm, I wonder if donkeys get child support.

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bang69

that was funny

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crazyjoe

what a dumbass

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jester214

I've never seen someone look so happy in a mugshot.

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motorhead

"I've never seen someone look so happy in a mugshot."

A sure sign of a whack(off) job.

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