Condom falling onto the floor
Ever have a condom slip off your cock after a lapdance? This happens every now and then as it will slide down the side of my leg and either land inside one of my sneakers or just right onto the floor. Sometimes I have to run to the bathroom so that it falls on the floor in the john rather than out in the open inside the club. I don't want the manager or some other sc employee bust me on something like that.
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No. I need a condom for sex. Not for lap dances.
No. I don't have sex in a strip club.
I ain't judging, I'm just answering.
So you're sitting in your seat watching the club or whatever, you need to keep checking to see if it's still on right. If not, you gotta reach down inside your shorts and unfurl it again. Pain in the ass.
And when you do get a dance, even if it's on securely, after even a modicum of grinding it's gonna roll up and fall off. But you'll never know. Suddenly you'll see a freakin rolled up condom on the seat between your legs or on the floor.
And then, as you say, after the dance and you've splooged a good one, guaranteed that your dick is going limp pretty soon afterwards, which means the condom, which is already slippery with cum, is going to slide off. So you're always worrying about it.
Dude, just go commando and let it blow. And if you're worried about the manager, don't worry. What, are they gonna bust you for spilling your drink on your shorts? :)
In any case condom preparation and disposal before and after lap dance is the main reason I hate clubs with bathroom trolls. Don't like to get the stuff on my clothes either - just feels icky and can stain. With bathroom trolls becoming more and more standard, however, I am developing some new procedures to deal with the condom disposal after LD that makes you cum problem.
Back in my first few months clubbing I just let it blow and never had an dancers get offended. Most seem quite happy when they do get you off, in fact, I guess they because they know they are about to get paid and if they did get you off excellent chance of repeat business. But some of those smiles suggest that some also just like getting you off because the like getting guys off. The whole badness of the thing, I guess..,
Well, believe it or not, there's a song about that, lol
I do not talk, I am just a rapper
I am just a rapper...
Leave the ad-libs at the door
Because I am just a rapper like the condoms on my floor
Until I went to walk to the rest room. Off it comes and falls to the floor (was wearing shorts, commando). Wouldn't you know it a guy comes by with a broom and sweeps it up like it was an everyday occurence!
That was the last time I "prepared" in advance. I'm quite a bit older now, more seasoned, and take blood pressure medication so unintentional pops like that are a thing of the past.
More recently I go to a club known for extras. We get in the booth and the girl asks me if I want a condom. I figure this is a good sign so say yes. She proceeds to hand me a lubed condom and instructs ME to put it on. I'm not even semi-hard at this point so let's just say it was a slow and messy challenge!
It gets better. She proceeds to give me a hand job and makes me pop. Some sort of germophobe I guess. Then requests that I dispose of the evidence so she doesn't get in trouble. So I head to the rest room and you guessed it it falls off. Fortunately it was kind of quiet, don't think anyone noticed.