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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb

THE owner of the world's largest penis was stopped by airport security because they thought he was smuggling a suspect package.


Jonah Falcon was put through intense questioning by staff at San Francisco International Airport after they feared he was trying to sneak through an illegal item.

But the guard who frisked him had merely come across the 41-year-old's impressive phallus.


The well-endowed American's penis is 9 inches when flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect.

His manhood was hailed as the world's largest on record after he appeared in a TV documentary in 1999.

So concerned were staff that they even threw powder on his trousers as they checked for explosives.

But to prevent any further embarrassing episodes, Johan has vowed to wear lycra cycling shorts when travelling in future

12 comments

  • pabloantonio
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    12 years ago
    If the TSA was half as smart as the strippers in my favorite clubs, they would know a big dick when they felt one.
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    This kind of shit is why I don't fly any longer. Geez!!!!!
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago
    "is that a pipe bomb in your underwear or are just happy to see me"
  • georgmicrodong
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    12 years ago
    I'll stop complaining now.
  • EarlTee
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    12 years ago
    The proverbial weapon of ass destruction.
  • Ermita_Nights
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    12 years ago
    I don't think it's actually an "illegal item." I can't find it in the penile code.
  • MADDOG_ROMEO
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    12 years ago
    This is the kind of shit which forced me to get a second penis reduction....
  • Cheo_D
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    12 years ago
    Had I a unit like that I'd be flying every week just for the hell of it and saying "I choose the pat-down rather than the scanner" every other time (half the time, let them first think there must be a malfunction in the nude-o-scope).

  • sharkhunter
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    12 years ago
    All they need to do is have a line with female exotic dancers doing the frisking and a notice that they will squeeze your package to ensure it's not suspicious. They could prescreen several willing people and speed up the process. Well unless someone took Viagra first and she thought it was too hard to be real. That might require a separate room where she could suck on it to get a required semen sample. If she says it tastes real, you're good. hmm, travel by airplane might increase if there weren't too many complaints.
  • MADDOG_ROMEO
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    12 years ago
    Sharkhunter, you may very well have created a whole new industry right there....Not to mention reviving the airline industry....Brilliant!!!
  • Ermita_Nights
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    12 years ago
    Great idea, Shark. Next time I fly, I'm going to tell TSA they can suck my dick.
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago
    If you read some of the other articles, Falcon was quoted as saying : "I had my stuff strapped to the left".

    For all the rest of world that doesn't have a 9" flaccid penis, our consolation prize is we don't have to "strap down our stuff" before going out in public. Thank God for small favors.
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