Stripper Joke of the Day

I took my Dad to a strip club the other day for his 87th birthday. I noticed he was watching a dancer sitting at the table next to him... the dancers had spiked hair in all different colorss - green, red, orange & blue... my Dad kept staring at her.

The dancer kept looking back and would find my Dad staring every time.

When the dancer had had enough, she sarcastically asked "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid: "Got stoned once and fucked a parrot. Just wondering if you were my daughter?"