WTF?????

4/26/2012 6:37:52 AM

I was in my fav club yesterday afternoon and none of my collection of favs were working. As I surveyed the available talent, the pickings were a bit slim. I did notice one woman (30's milfy type) that I had just never talked to before.
I invited her over for a drink and we talked for a while before the negotiations started. We agreed to 2 songs in the VIP and she would perform a BBJ/CIM. As she started, I would grade her skill level as about a 4 but I was still enjoying it. Halfway thru the 1st song, she stopped, sat up and told me my dick was too big for her mouth! WTF:? I am no John Holmes, just about 8" and I have never heard this before. There I was with a raging hard on and was pissed. I payed her for the 1 dance and she had the gall to ask for a tip! I told her in no uncertain terms that there was no tip.
Has anyone ever heard this type of BS/SS before?

14 comments

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Clubber

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13 years ago

I always have women complaining about me! :)

Alucard

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13 years ago

No.

I think you did the correct thing. She failed to hold to her end of the Deal.

SuperDude

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13 years ago

The ultimate tease. Bring you almost to the point of no return, then ask for more money. You faked her out by not even entering into negotiations.

motorhead

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13 years ago

Me too. All the time.

I pre-pay the girls in Montreal then they get one look at the python in my pants and scream "too beaucoup, too beaucoup!"

Sometimes life just isn't fair.

Electronman

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13 years ago

Maybe some of us who are less well endowed (or maybe less delusional), should request a discount on extras?

shadowcat

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13 years ago

Only once when I was stationed in Japan. I took a bar girl to her apartment. Paid my $10 and then she said "bukabuka".

newmark

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13 years ago

Maybe instead of a metal detector they should just measure at the door and direct you to the girls that fit.

TonyMontana

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13 years ago

When she asked for a tip you should have said how bout a refund

vincemichaels

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13 years ago

One of my girlfriends used to say I was too big, but a smaller finer blonde I was dating at the same time had no problem. As far as dancers, yes, they have told me I was too big. Just like my buddy, Clubber. :)

Alucard

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13 years ago

"As far as dancers, yes, they have told me I was too big. Just like my buddy"

A nice problem to have? :)

Perhaps, but I always thought it was more important what you did with it & how well you did it! LOL

mjx01

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13 years ago

TG, IMO you did the right think. bad service = no tip

Clubber

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13 years ago

vm,

I said, "I always have women complaining about me!" Has nothing to do with penal size, just that I AM a dick! :)

Jmoney007

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13 years ago

too bad i don't get those complaints, i get compliments that are far worse.

they mostly sound like this: "awwwwwww its so cute"