getting lucky w/ a stripper

No

Are you looking for FS nevelsnoot? Since you say you CAN'T get FS at Men's Club in Houston, I'd suggest you try somewhere else. Either in Houston or another city.

As to "Getting lucky w/ a stripper", I did get EXTREMELY lucky last month after meeting a Dancer for the 1st time, sight unseen before! (She has since become my new ATF)

Call an escort service

in case you were not aware, prostitution is illegal in Texas. This is a respectable forum, so please do not come on here and ask our members about the procurement of illegal services. Thank you.

"in case you were not aware, prostitution is illegal in Texas. This is a respectable forum, so please do not come on here and ask our members about the procurement of illegal services. Thank you"

?!?

"i suggest you go to juarez mexico is al legal there unlike bitch ass USA"

?!?

The Men's Club prides itself on being a class act. If you want sex, you need to give the bouncer $20 upon entering and tell him you want FS.

Make sure to tip the manager also. Ask for randy. He will take care of you.

Jeez, what is it with all these newbs wanting sex in a strip club? Do you think that badly of yourself? Do you think the *girls* feel so badly about *them*selves that they'd have sex with a pathetic strip club loser patron?

What the fuck is this country coming to?

"Jeez, what is it with all these newbs wanting sex in a strip club? Do you think that badly of yourself? Do you think the *girls* feel so badly about *them*selves that they'd have sex with a pathetic strip club loser patron?

What the fuck is this country coming to?" (Wink)

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"what we post on here is our fantasy. NONE OF THIS shit is true, there is no sex in clubs" (Wink)

Pay no attention to the above quotes. LOL

FS = check oil and tire pressure, wash windshield and wipe bugs off headlights all for a twenty-five cent tip. Hard to believe in this economy that some of the girls at the Mens' Club aren't doing this to make a few extra bucks.

You better have more than 1 review especially if you have been a member since 08 before you ask what you are asking.

Good one "The Men's Club prides itself on being a class act. If you want sex, you need to give the bouncer $20 upon entering and tell him you want FS."

I was wondering if the bouncer might throw in a free kick in the rear as well before someone bounces off the pavement outside.

"The Men's Club prides itself on being a class act. If you want sex, you need to give the bouncer $20 upon entering and tell him you want FS."

I don't think he wants sex from the bouncer. At least, I hope not.

Where?