For those of you old enough to remember "Name That Tune"...
I was in a club a couple nights ago, being handled very nicely by a young lovely. But the ultimate event was taking way longer than it would have a couple of decades ago. Which got me thinking...
We have a panel of three strippers. They check out a PL, evaluating his age, his level of inebriation, his level of arousal at their stage shows, and perhaps other factors that only they could assess.
And one says...
"I can make him cum in 6 songs!"
and the next says "I can make him cum in 5 songs!"
and the next... "4 songs!". And so on.
The lowest bidder gets the right to accomplish the pledge, in whatever manner she chooses. And of course she gets a fabulous prize (i.e. A Brand New Car!!!) if her goal is met. And a "wonderful parting gift" if she doesn't.
"Name That Nut." I think it has potential, don't you?


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Where do I sign up to be a victim of the 3 strippers?
Where do I sign up to be a victim of the 3 strippers?
Right After ME Vince!!! LMFAO
Sign me up! But in the club, the numbers would go the opposite direction so the strippers could maximize profit.
lol, ya know it would be nice to lose all the formalities and to be treated like just the big f#ckn piece of meat that I am for a change....
What I was trying to say was I'm All In....
Bust that nut
@MADDOG_ROMEO: "lol, ya know it would be nice to lose all the formalities and to be treated like just the big f#ckn piece of meat that I am for a change"
You're going to the wrong clubs, man... :))
lol @gmd.....It's tough being from the Northeast!!!!!!
@MADDOG: I guess that depends one what part of the northeast, doesn't it?
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