Bummer!

And strip clubs obtain yet another customer. I have often thought the rise in popularity of strip clubs and the decline of marriage were related, but not for the usual reasons the prudes have thought of.

That guy just dodged a bullet.

She totally did this guy a huge favor. He just doesn't know it yet.

Never ask an important question you don't already know the answer to.

Another man saved from the ignominious demise of marriage.