Britney Spears....My Kind of Gal

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

7/22/2011 2:49:58 PM

Former cop Fernando Flores is suing the star's conservators alleging sexual harassment against Spears. Flores alleges he faced a series of bizarre come-ons from Britney, 29, who paraded naked in front of him and often beckoned him into her bedroom for sex.

He also claims she broke wind and picked her nose "unapologetically," did not shower for days on end, nor brushed her teeth or ever wore deodorant.

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I'd still fuck her in a heart beat.

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vincemichaels

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13 years ago

Awww, shucks, Fernando. You should have plugged her airhole to stop her farts. SHEEESH !!

Pablo Antonio

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13 years ago

Fernando, if he was a true latin, was fucking the shit out of Britney the whole time. Then he got pissed when the ride was over. The only to get back at poor Britney is to sue for "sexual harrasement". What a joke.

luckyone

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13 years ago

Damn....that would be cool. I guess you could just hang out naked all day, fart and pick your nose too! I'm in!

10inches

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13 years ago

quit your bitching and start your fucking. I would have screwed her daily if she let me!!!

DoctorDarby

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13 years ago

Is this a classic case of gender role reversal or what? She uses him for sex and behaves like a boorish oaf and he runs to his lawyer and says he was harassed. What a tool. He was fucking Britney Spears--unless his dick falls off later, he has no complaint.

Clubber

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13 years ago

Another bimbo that nothing for me! So many so much better!

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