SO SC visit.

She will leave you unconscious in the alley if you try to get extras.

Let us know how long you'll be in the hospital if you get dances. I'll send flowers.

just pretend like you don't enjoy it and bitch about the high drink prices.

If we don't see any posts from you in a while, Clubber, we'll send someone to search nearby bodies of water for any remains that the fishies didn't eat ;)

Seems none of you have faith! As I said, we have been to a club before, and even with our two children. Well they were adults at the time. I think all will go well as long as dancers I know don't rat me out! If I don't report Sunday evening, send in the Marines! I want bad asses looking for me!

ps - God help me if there is a hot Asian dancer there!

I'm gonna feel stupid when the answer comes up, but "MC"? From previous threads, perhaps "Motorcycle Club"?

gmd,

Correctamundo! No need to feel stupid. Those that don't inquire are the stupid of this world!

vm,

I would expect you to BRING me flowers.

HAHAHAHA, I'll bring flowers and "C" or "G"

I can admire the flowers while "C" or "G" deflower you.

Is it too early to find out if Clubber survived this ill advised adventure?

Yes, SuperDude, if Clubber posts sometime late tonight, that will be his norm. If he calls me from the hospital sometime on Tuesday while he is recovering from the emergency surgery (removal of a telephone pole from his . . . . ) We'll know one way or another.

vm,

No phone call! All went well. We had a good time and spend a couple of hours there. Saw a lot of friends and only ran into one dancer I knew, but not from that club. One of the friends is an ex-dancer, and even though I don't remember her from her club, I KNOW I was there many times with my ATF.

MY SO got a kick out of the guys making fools of themselves paying money to watch a girl shake her ass.

Also, vm, on May 22, there is another MC annual at Showgirls South.

Cool, Clubber. So did you get any dances yesterday?

"MY SO got a kick out of the guys making fools of themselves paying money to watch a girl shake her ass."

Meanwhile...is she the type of SO who gives you the whole lap dance fantasy at home?

Back in the 70's, I took my wife to a strip club because she was curious. We stayed about 10 minutes. She did not feel comfortable being the only female customer in the place. I have never seen her down a drink so quickly. Having her with me ruined my visit.

Glad to hear you survived it, Clubber!

vm,

I may be dumb, but I keep that part to myself. The dancer I saw there, well she doesn't want her friends to know she dances, so we keep quite for each other.

Prim0,

She being 60, and our being together since she was 16, I don't think it could ever be a fantasy!

AWWWW SHUCKS, Clubber. I was going to tell you where the Asian dancers are here in South Florida, but. . . .

vm,

Speaking of Asian dancers, well not really, but I've not heard a peep out of "C" in over two weeks. I am sort of reluctant to call her cell or text her. I guess I could go by and see if her car is at the club.

I'd go, but there's a guy named Clubber lurking in the parking lot there. LOL