A new ploy, for me.

I don't mind them plopping down beside me as long as they grope me..but if they just sit down and want a handshake, I politely find a way to tell them to fuck off.

I must be lonely, because I really don't mind when they talk to me, especially if they are hot.

Clubber,

Here's a variation I use that you might want to try:

Pretend you don't hear, point to your ear, and tell her "that's my bad ear."

When she moves to the other side and repeats her comment, tell her, "that's my other bad ear."

like it, clubber, have to try it...

Won't work in my favorite club. The music is so fucking loud that the dancers have to get their mouths right up to your ear anyhow.

sc,

That is what happened at this club, and I just told her that is why I can't hear, the loud music in my past. I also said I can hear somewhat, but it is all distorted. Worked for me!

That's one of the most annoying things that happens at the club! I have a few suggestions;

1) Until I go to a table with a girl of my choice, I have been sitting or standing at the bar. This cuts down on the annoying "wanna tip me?" or "wanna dance" bitches, and it also makes it pretty much impossible for them to plop down next to me.

2) When I AM at a table, I'll order TWO drinks, and just drink one of them, leaving the other drink in front of the chair next to me. So dancers see the drink and think I'm with someone. If a dancer sits down (and I'm not interested) I just say politely, "sorry, someone is sitting there and she'll be back soon".

I don't mind if they plop down. I DO mind, however, if they stop at my chair while walking past and ask if I want a dance. I want to talk to them for a few minutes first. For me, every lapdance is an audition for OTC, and I won't OTC unless I know I can spend 2 to 3 hours with them.

What's the best way to turn down the girls that you're not interested in? I usually say I am waiting for someone (even if it's a lie) or "maybe later" which is also a lie. If I like the girl, I'll tell them to sit with me. The problem is that, there's a club that I visit regularly (once a week or so) and some girls that I have turned down tens of times still come up to me every time and try to sell me dances.

They can plop down anytime... As long as they leave as soon as I make it clear I want them too. That might be 15 seconds, or 5 minutes later.

Nothing is worse than when they won't leave.

They can plop down. If they don't want to grope me a little at the table, I'll start rubbing their nipples. If they are cool with that, then we'll go to the VIP. If not, I'll tell them I'm waiting for someone else.

A new MG. Excellent!

She plopped down next to you? You're lucky - last week, I had some bitch hit me up for a drink:

* from the next table
* where she was sitting with 2 other customers

I'm thinking about getting one of those little cloths/bandannas that dancers put on the chair before sitting down. They usually leave it there while they run to bathroom or up on stage, and it's great stripper deterrent.

LeeH,

Try this, have a used condom caught in your zipper.

I always say," No speak English."

ILASC,

That sure as hell wouldn't work in Miami. Maybe.

Clubber, I'm trying to keep away SOME strippers. Your idea would keep them ALL away. ;-)

I just have some clubs where I'm there to see one or two specific dancers, and have no interest in the others. But after a while, it gets old having to keep turning down the others. It's either the cloth, or a hat that says "I'm waiting on someone". And as dark as many clubs are, the cloth can be seen at a greater distance.

LeeH,

Well it could attract SOME strippers, likely to be high mileage. :)