DJ payback
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Last evening, I'm at a club that I usually only go to in the afternoons, talking to the bartender and one of the dancers. It's about 8 or 8:30, and the DJ literally *swaggers* in the door and sits down near me at the bar. Unfortunately, he's not the kind of DJ that makes a club nice to go to; he's the reason I go to this one in the afternoons, rather than at night.
So I decide to be a dick.
Me: Well, DJ's here, time to leave.
(bartender turns away, dancer goes to "freshen up")
DJ: What? What the fuck kinda comment is that?
Me: Just what I said. You're annoying ass is here now, so it'll shortly be too loud and stupid in here to have any fun. I come here to see girls get naked, and maybe get a couple of them in my lap, not listen to some self-important jackass play with himself.
DJ: (starting to fume) Why the fuck come in here then, if it's so stupid?
Me: Because you're not *here* when I come in. It doesn't *get* stupid until you start working. Like right now.
At that point, I drain my glass of coke, get up and leave.
That felt *good*, but I suppose I'll have to text one of the girls there and see if I'm allowed back. :)
So I decide to be a dick.
Me: Well, DJ's here, time to leave.
(bartender turns away, dancer goes to "freshen up")
DJ: What? What the fuck kinda comment is that?
Me: Just what I said. You're annoying ass is here now, so it'll shortly be too loud and stupid in here to have any fun. I come here to see girls get naked, and maybe get a couple of them in my lap, not listen to some self-important jackass play with himself.
DJ: (starting to fume) Why the fuck come in here then, if it's so stupid?
Me: Because you're not *here* when I come in. It doesn't *get* stupid until you start working. Like right now.
At that point, I drain my glass of coke, get up and leave.
That felt *good*, but I suppose I'll have to text one of the girls there and see if I'm allowed back. :)
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Two things need to be inserted into that equation, your and his size! I can get away with, if I wished, that simply because I can look intimidating. But then, there are those that can intimidate me. I wonder if he would have lost his job, and/or been arrested had he gone after you?
Two things need to be inserted into that equation, your and his size! I can get away with, if I wished, that simply because I can look intimidating. But then, there are those that can intimidate me. I wonder if he would have lost his job, and/or been arrested had he gone after you?
It seems that they are often former strippers and pour on the pressure to give tips.
One time, I visited a club during the day shift and the regular DJ must have been sick or something. Two of the strippers were taking turns on it. They were constantly barraging the customers with instructions to give out tips. They even were calling guys out, like saying 'You in the blue shirt, you haven't tipped this dancer yet'
On behalf of all of us who think that the clubs DJ's are annoying fucktards....we salute you!
I have yet to meet a stripclub DJ who wasn't a total dick. Must be a requirement to get the job.
That said, had I been in your shoes, I might well called it a night and left.
If that happens, in the free market, what we will get are dancers that didn't make the "cut" before. For myself, don't mess with what ain't broke!
our fee's pay for the Dj the cleaner ,, and the club. some clubs the fees can be up to 100.00 per day and if you go into the next shift because you havent made enough to be able to go home with some self respect they hound you for your Dj and bar fees right away ..for the next shift ,, on top of the Dj fee s and the Bar fees we have money hngry doormen who will hound a girl who if busi in the back for a " tip " so after a double shift including the DJ fee Doorman tip bar fee cleaner fee ,, and gas to ge tto the place ,, its closer to to 200.00 per day .
and they still treat us like shit .
And all this time I thought you were an American, GMD. Dang ferener!!
I concur. Being a larger biker fellow, I can intimidate. My wife often gets freaked when I do. "Oh what if he dose this or that?" Well, that is what he is thinking even more so!