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Where does a girl keep her cell if she doesn't have any pockets?

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9 comments

  • shadowcat
    14 years ago
    Damn! you'd have to tie a board across my ass with that one.lol
  • troop
    14 years ago
    saw that before, i'll bet she loves it when switched to vibrate ;)
  • Big_Pete
    14 years ago
    http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?vi…

    Looks like it's a good idea for even cell phones to use protection lol.


    http://uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?…

    ...and pool balls lol
  • samsung1
    14 years ago
    There is a website called ebanned.net
    i know a stripper who uses it to sell stuff on. I joined to look at her profile on there. I have seen cell phones like this one sold on there. they stick it up their pussy or use it to masturbate with and all of a sudden it has higher resell value lol
  • sharkhunter
    14 years ago
    If the first girl said she got excited when her boyfriend called, I would believe her.
  • gk
    14 years ago
    LOL. Ringtone or vibrate. Life's full of choices.
  • Philip A. Stein
    14 years ago
    Anyone have a Nokia 7210 back in the day? Maybe my profile pic will make you long for it...
  • samsung1
    14 years ago
    Paris Hilton wanted to hide cocaine in her vagina

    It’s the only way to ensure that your coke gets infected with the herp, isn’t that right Paris?
    Reportedly, prior to Paris Hilton getting arrested for possession of cocaine, she asked to use the bathroom at the Wynn Hotel. Of course, it wasn’t because she really had to pee like she said. She allegedly wanted to use the opportunity to stash the coke in her goodie parts. Wow, that’s so classy.


    http://earsucker.com/2010/08/31/paris-hi…
  • how
    14 years ago
    I didn't view the video link, but in the new movie "Machete," a gal retrieves a cellphone from her vagina...very funny.
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