Another 2 for 1 special...
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I heard this one last Friday at my favorite club. Buy 1 hour in the Champagne Room and get the second hour absolutely free. Now the 1st hour is gonna cost you at least $250 plus whatever the dancer charges. To my way of thinking, if the stripper is any good, you she be very happy in 30 minutes or less. WTF do you do for the other 90 minutes?
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Along similar lines, when a dancer suggests a 30 minute VIP, my stock answer is, "But what are we going to do for the other 28 and a half minutes?"
the champagne room is a waste of good money to me. like shadow
said "WTF do you do for the other 90 minutes?" in my case its more like 110 minutes.
I have heard that for some clubs the VIP room is major source of income. It is like an unnecessary evil in my opinion.
Old attitude: I would like some extras; how can I get them here?
New attitude: I would like some extras; where can I get them?
A lot of ROB's will try to upsell you to expensive VIP Rooms where it is a crapshoot what you will really get. They know once they have you up there they are in control.
Of course, that's just the room. The dancer isn't 2 for 1 (dammit).
regarding the 2 hour time period, i'm not a 10 or 30 minute guy. going back to my relax comment i like to take my time and savor the experience so i want an hour mininum and 2 hours would be twice as good.
yup sam, i was going to mention cameras and other privacy issues too.
Of course, it's hard to turn down candy if you have a sweet tooth.