Stupid dance rules.

14 comments

• harrydave

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  14 years ago

  Protect the liquor license! That is the #1 reason for most rules in clubs that serve booze.
• Alucard

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  14 years ago

  Keep that Booze license. Raids for sex cost a lot of $$$$$$$$$
• Dudester

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  14 years ago

  Cracking down on clubs only causes other activities to rise. As a customer, I'd be working the OTC angle.
• steve229

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  14 years ago

  Whimsy, I feel your pain! I mean that literally - my back is still hurting from the "almost lying down on the couch with your hips on the edge" position you describe in your review. As to your actual question, I think the above responses have it pegged right. I understand the county is really cracking down on the clubs. Stay limber, my friend!
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  Bring your own aerobics' mat.
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  I try not to frequent clubs that have stupid rules about stuff like no grinding allowed.
• how

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  14 years ago

  They are trying to prevent FS ITC. Dudester's suggestion is wise. I would not buy dances if there were no chance for more.
• potheadpl

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  14 years ago

  I was given the "no straddling allowed" line by a girl at 2001 Odyssey. But another girl rode me like a mechanical bull, so who knows? How is right, of course. They're trying to prevent FS ITC.
• casualguy

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  14 years ago

  If anyone asks for a dance, just tell them your rules are no dances in the club. You only do OTC now. Then tell them that's the way you interpret the clubs new no grinding rule. On the bright side, if you find someone wanting just to dance for you OTC, the price is really negotiable.
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  What about the rule of keeping your cock inside the stripper during a lap dance?
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  Yeah, that crap was pulled on us several years ago here in Detroit. In time it got back to busingess as usual
• georgmicrodong

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  14 years ago

  Given the push locally over the last few years to pass legislation that would effectively shut down strip clubs entirely, I'm amazed that some of them are still open, given the level of already illegal activity that management tolerates.
• DoctorDarby

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  14 years ago

  I just visited a place that offers a choice between $20 topless lap dances (supposedly illegal in Ohio, but commonly available)on open couches and a $15 (2 for 25) nude air dances in little cubicles (no door or curtain and frequently checked. I had done several nude dances with regulars who I only touched in the most passive way and who do not provide much contact in return, as per the rules. I lamented to an unfamiliar girl the inability to get nude with "a wiggle" and low and behold, I received some nice lap action in our $15 session. I got 3 dances and tipped her extra and was pretty pleased. I guess I gotta try more girls and make my desires more clearly known.
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  casualguy, that is a good idea but at some clubs the dancer would go report you to the bouncer who would tell you to leave...