Stupid dance rules.

Protect the liquor license! That is the #1 reason for most rules in clubs that serve booze.

Keep that Booze license. Raids for sex cost a lot of $$$$$$$$$

Cracking down on clubs only causes other activities to rise. As a customer, I'd be working the OTC angle.

Whimsy,

I feel your pain! I mean that literally - my back is still hurting from the "almost lying down on the couch with your hips on the edge" position you describe in your review.

As to your actual question, I think the above responses have it pegged right. I understand the county is really cracking down on the clubs.

Stay limber, my friend!

Bring your own aerobics' mat.

I try not to frequent clubs that have stupid rules about stuff like no grinding allowed.

They are trying to prevent FS ITC. Dudester's suggestion is wise. I would not buy dances if there were no chance for more.

I was given the "no straddling allowed" line by a girl at 2001 Odyssey. But another girl rode me like a mechanical bull, so who knows?

How is right, of course. They're trying to prevent FS ITC.

If anyone asks for a dance, just tell them your rules are no dances in the club. You only do OTC now. Then tell them that's the way you interpret the clubs new no grinding rule. On the bright side, if you find someone wanting just to dance for you OTC, the price is really negotiable.

What about the rule of keeping your cock inside the stripper during a lap dance?

Yeah, that crap was pulled on us several years ago here in Detroit. In time it got back to busingess as usual

Given the push locally over the last few years to pass legislation that would effectively shut down strip clubs entirely, I'm amazed that some of them are still open, given the level of already illegal activity that management tolerates.

I just visited a place that offers a choice between $20 topless lap dances (supposedly illegal in Ohio, but commonly available)on open couches and a $15 (2 for 25) nude air dances in little cubicles (no door or curtain and frequently checked. I had done several nude dances with regulars who I only touched in the most passive way and who do not provide much contact in return, as per the rules. I lamented to an unfamiliar girl the inability to get nude with "a wiggle" and low and behold, I received some nice lap action in our $15 session. I got 3 dances and tipped her extra and was pretty pleased. I guess I gotta try more girls and make my desires more clearly known.

casualguy, that is a good idea but at some clubs the dancer would go report you to the bouncer who would tell you to leave...