Hi guys...newbie here. I am heading up to visit our neighbors to the north in Montreal in September. Staying Downtown. Best bar/club to hook up? Dirtiest strip clubs? Best rub and tug. (asian/regular) Best escort service. (18 - 24) I would like to have every meal served to me by naked waitresses...suggestions?
Anything else I am missing?
I think you are missing the "best clinic" for after your visits.
lol, anything else we can do for you boston? Maybe drive up and hold the girl in the right position for you?
The common courtesy around here is to give to receive. A club review or article with some info. from another area would make some members (including me) far more willing to help you out.
Damn - I have to copy and paste this into a word doc so that I have it for future use. I get tired of retyping that same "what should be obvious" comment.
rick, amen and the same goes for PMs.
I'm going there for the first time this weekend. I'll report my findings next week.
But now I feel that I have shorted our newbie in his understandable quest for wild adventure.
So, in the spirit of giving, I have decided to share a few tidbits to make his nights more exciting.
If you are looking for extras, stick to the downtown clubs near St Catherine St. Also, Canadians like a direct approach, so your best chance in scoring is to let the door man know how front exactly what you are looking for. He will appreciate your cando and will treat you appropriately.
By all means avoid the clubs in the rural areas surrounding Montreal. They are way too pretentious and upscale and you will only get a tease.
Learn a few key french phrases as many of these girls know very little English. A few of my favirotes are:
"Tu es tres laid ce soir." You are very beautiful this evening.
"Voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir" Would you like to dance me me this evening.
"Baise-moi, sale pute" My admiration for you is endless.
Good luck!
RD, your French is excellent, mon amis!
In all seriousness, however, I have briefly sampled the rural clubs south of Montreal, and found the attitude quite refreshing.
"Best bar/club to hook up?"
In downtown Montreal? You're pretty much out of luck, but the escort scene is HUGE in Montreal & basically legal. Pay cash & ask for exactly what you want upfront at all times.
"Dirtiest strip clubs?"
Hmmmmm, "dirty"? Temptations (formerly Chateau du Sexe, if it's still open) is a tad dirty. Cabaret Sex Appeal, Cafe Cleopatra, and Studio d'Exhibition Pussy Corps (which is not really a strip club per se) are all pretty "dirty" I guess.
"Best rub and tug. (asian/regular)"
Sorry, I don't have much intel on that scene in the Montreal area. You could try: eroticmp.com
for more, but I haven't heard very many good things about "Octopussy Massage" on Rue Sainte-Catherine Ouest.
"Best escort service."
Try the Montreal Escort Review Board for more: merb.ca
"I would like to have every meal served to me by naked waitresses...suggestions?"
LOL...as referenced above, my article here has all the info that you'll need on this topic: tuscl.net
"A club review or article with some info. from another area would make some members (including me) far more willing to help you out."
As if you have anything to offer, noob...LOL!
"If you are looking for extras, stick to the downtown clubs near St Catherine St."
LOL...you're out of your freaking mind, noob. Extras are extremely hard ITC to get in downtown Montreal since the strip club rules change from a number of years ago.
"He will appreciate your cando and will treat you appropriately"
...most likely by throwing you out the door...ugh...lol...
"By all means avoid the clubs in the rural areas surrounding Montreal. They are way too pretentious and upscale and you will only get a tease."
WHAT?! The off-Montreal-island strip club scene is KNOWN for easy access to everything up to & including FS ITC!
"'Tu es tres laid ce soir.'"
LOL..."laid" meanly ugly in French.
"'Voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir'"
LOL...like he wouldn't have heard of the song with this infamous phrase in it, noob.
"'Baise-moi, sale pute'"
LOL...that will go over a tad better with the street whores that you might find downtown...ugh...
English speaking Canadian girls are easy to find in Quebec.
Good luck frank!
MG - why did you have to ruin it with factual information?
I'm just that kind of guy harry...lol...
lol HD, a sense of humor is just one of the many things mg lacks, along with useful and recent club info., sanity and common sense.
It's been 4 years since I've been up there but, from what I have been reading, not much has changed.
You forget to include the translation for the most commonly used French phrase of the 20th century : "Oh shit, its the Germans--everyone surrender!"
"along with useful and recent club info"
LOL...on thee that supposedly hasn't been up to Quebec in "4 years"...
All I can do is shake my head at you sometimes noob...you'll never realize how hypocritical you really are on here over & over & over again...ugh...
I have not been to Montreal recently, but there was a discussion thread started last month similar to this...hope this helps tuscl.net