Bad idea

6/28/2010 1:21:06 AM

Am I the only one who thinks this would be fun? Bringing in a vuvuzela into a strip club.
-Just for Fun-
Have you ever not been able to get a dancers or servers attetion? Feel invisible at the club? Ugly dancer on stage, or you can't get away from one? Felt ripped off - Paying for parking $, door/entrance fee $, over priced drink$, bad lap dance$.
Having a vuvuzela seems like a good answer to a few of these questions.
Blow on it untill you get the attetion you want from a server/dancer.
Blow on it untill ugly dancer gets off stage or away from you.
Have a retractable vuvuzela to place in pants if all else fails.

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Dougster

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14 years ago

OP: "Am I the only one who thinks this would be fun? Bringing in a vuvuzela into a strip club. "

Yes, you're the only one.

Dudester

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14 years ago

Yep, you're the only one. Bad idea. Leave it at home.

samsung1

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14 years ago

LOL I think this would piss off mgmt and they would ask you to leave. What club did you have in mind to bring it into?

Maybe instead of bringing the actual vuvuzela just bring a phone or ipod that has the free vuvuzela app on it and use that instead. I remember the free vuvuzela app was one of the most download apps on the itune app store

inno123

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14 years ago

It would be real funny....once.

Blow on it and you will certainly get immediate attention...from the bouncer.

gatorfan

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14 years ago

It's not the sort of blowing most would want inside a strip club.

Clubber

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14 years ago

Someone has to be the stupid one, so here goes. What is a "vuvuzela"?

giveitayank

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14 years ago

it's a horn that blows the same note... like the ones they're using at the world cup.

samsung1

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14 years ago

youtube added a feature to some of their soccer videos so you could play the vuvuzela

here a 3 min video explaining the vuvuzela's role with the world cup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrYb9qtO8…

Clubber

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14 years ago

Now I understand. he world cup has as much interest for me as, well pick what you consider the most meaningless thing in the world.

vincemichaels

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14 years ago

The vulva gets my attention

alexsa

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14 years ago

Yes this is a bad idea and probably not too serious but there have been times when I've sat in a club at some odd angle on account of the large wad of cash I'm trying to liberate all to know avail. Hello!!!! I'm over here! A vuvuzela would have been handy!

Clubber

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14 years ago

OK, I made a special effort to see/hear them today. If they weren't bad enough, I actually saw soccer! My eyes are still bleeding, along with my ears.

steve229

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14 years ago

Clubber,
There are some good things about the world cup...

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/06/…

Clubber

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14 years ago

There are many places where sights are better AND do not involve soccer.

how

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14 years ago

Whatever blowing is going on at the club, I'd prefer it not be a plastic one-note horn...