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Milwaukee - can anyone help me with a good area SC?

rickdugan
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I travel to Milwaukee alot but must admit that it has not been as good to me as other cities. I have visited most of the area SCs but have not really found one that hits the mark for me.

Can anyone help with some insight/suggestions?

I hate asking questions like this because I hate being asked, but hopefully I have contributed enough to the site to deserve the help :)

Thanks!

3 comments

  • CTQWERTY
    14 years ago
    HA! That's a tall order, Rick!

    I see 3 options, but on a national scale, they're all "below average".

    1) Silk Exotic. Honor all competitor's discounts, so go to the Strip Club Network website and printout multiple copies of the free cover pass for On the Border. This will save you $10 entry fee at Silk. On a weekend night, there are upwards of 50 gals performing stage duty. This means they rotate after every 3 minute song between the four positions on stage. Bring plenty of singles for there's lots of interaction with the gals at Silk at the rail. There are $20 couch dances performed topless, but they're no touch. Also VIP is $300 for a half hour BUT IT SUCKS, as it's the same rules as a couch dance.

    2) Crazy Horse in West Allis (I think that's where it is.) Nice, new, small club with proportionately fewer dancers than Silk. What makes them noteworthy is they will offer half-price couch dances on a weekend night, but call ahead to make sure before going. Half-price is $10 per 3-minute couch dance, a fair price given Milwaukee's rules.

    3) On the Border. Pritnout the free cover pass to save the $10 or $12 admission charge. Nice, spacious, and fairly recently renovated club south of Milwaukee. Multiple stages with good interaction for $1 stageside tipping. Almost always a feature porn star every Saturday night. Couch dances are performed in the very back and I've never had one. Seem to be more expensive than other clubs without any reliability as to what one can expect. Had one gal tell me that if I wanted to touch her boobs or ass I'd have to buy the 1/2 hr with her for $300+. Heard anecdotal comments from other dancers this club "is dirty" and that certain extras are available, but have never come close to being pitched such.

    Frankly for all Milwaukee clubs I'd load up on the singles and see how far they go railside. Otherwise the bill will become much larger for what I'm sure will be less than one gets at most other U.S. clubs.
  • rickdugan
    14 years ago
    Thanks CT. I have been to the first two but never made it out to OTB. I think next time I will check it out.

    I have not provided reviews for most Milwaukee clubs becuase I have nothing new to add - they tend to be very bland. The one exception was the Hillside, which was ridiculous. Never seen such a waste of time/money club in all of my days.

    Thanks again!
  • CTQWERTY
    14 years ago
    You're welcome, Rick. I called Hillside once but decided to opt for the others instead. I wonder how you'd compare The Hillside to Cheetah Club? My first attempt at a Cheetah Club visit I chickened out; the immediate neighborhood had me fearing multiple bullet holes if I stopped. Arbeeguy checked it out so I then gave it a go. My review is posted.

    On the Border is far south suburbs. It has a lot of fans, though to me it's not any better than Silk or Crazy Horse. Just make sure to printout the free cover pass from StripClubNetwork to save some dough.
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