Dancer arm pit odor
Ironcat
South Carolina
Friday, April 2, 2010 1:21 AM
Yesterday I decided to stop in at my favorite club for happy hour. I made sure that I went home to shower and put on a clean set of clothes before heading to the club, which is my standard operating procedure. As I sat down and was enjoying my first drink, a skinny little dancer came up behind from where I was sitting and jumped into my lap, putting her arm around my neck. If you can picture this, her arm pit was on my left shoulder. As she was giving me the usual pitch, I noticed a distinct and strong body odor coming from her arm pit. I quickly explained that I was waiting for another dancer and she moved on. The problem was that my clean shirt now was inundated with her body odor. It was like that Seinfeld episode when the parking valet left his body odor in Jerry's car. It seemed to get stronger as minutes passed, so I realized that my only recourse was to leave. Has this ever happened to anyone else? I been a strip club veteran for over 20 years and this is a first for me.
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion
11 comments