Just last week, America's first condom store, Condomania, opened its database of penis sizes and released these unique rankings of the 50 states and the 20 most populated U.S. cities by average penis size. Previously, the largest formal survey of penis sizes was conducted in 1948 by the famous Kinsey researchers, when 2,500 men recorded their erect penis sizes. In this ten-times larger database, the user measures the length and girth of his erect penis to the millimeter and then matches those results to one of 76 possible sizes that comprise different length and girth combinations. What made this all possible? In 2004, the company launched TheyFit condoms --the world's first line of tailored-fit prophylactics.
Just think of the jokes, pun, and terminology that will ensue after this study. Here's one: "genital relocation" -- if the competition is too "stiff" in your city, you can always move to Dallas or Philadelphia where you might, um, stand out more.
Can I suggest a follow up study? Now that we know who has the biggest stick, I suggest finding out who really has the biggest balls of them all..
Here are some highlights from the study's database: Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming
Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans Second Highest Ranking City: Washington, D.C. Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size New Orleans Washington DC San Diego New York City Phoenix Portland Atlanta San Francisco Chicago St. Louis Seattle Miami Indianapolis Columbus Boston Denver Los Angeles Detroit Philadelphia Dallas/Ft. Worth 50 States Ordered by Penis Size New Hampshire Oregon New York Indiana Arizona Hawaii Louisiana Massachusetts Alabama Washington New Mexico California Arkansas Nevada Virginia Tennessee Illinois Oklahoma South Dakota Georgia Pennsylvania Mississippi Michigan Florida Rhode Island Kansas Maryland Minnesota Vermont Connecticut Wisconsin New Jersey North Dakota Idaho Texas Missouri Montana Ohio Nebraska Colorado Maine North Carolina Delaware South Carolina Kentucky West Virginia Alaska Iowa Utah Wyoming huffingtonpost.com
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last commentI always knew them Dallas boys had them big hats for a reason. >:)
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Dammit - don't put the words "breaking" and "penis" so close together - made me wince. ;-)
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When it comes to strippers, having them report the size of their bust size might be more appropriate. I wonder when a bra company will make a claim that certain states have bigger breasts based on a tiny sample size of strippers volunteering? If there were 100,000 strippers in the US, you would only need about 12 volunteers to equal the percentage size of the other study. Of course we all know when it comes to volunteers, strippers would not lie and neither would men. LOL, sarcasm.
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I guess there's a alot of big dicks out there. But somehow we all knew that, didn't we?
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Houston is not in the top 20-explains a lot. No wonder I get all that "it hurts" stuff.
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What a bogus survey --totally unscientific ---I wonder what the sample distribution was - how many samples did they really have from Wyoming and Utah? How skewed was the sample in NO? A totally worthless piece of reporting
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slickpeter, I agree that the survey is not scientific but I thought it was funny. I also saw this survey quotes in the recent issue of Playboy magazine
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Well, I feel I have become a self proclaimed expert on this topic. I have done my research on this and have drwn my conclusions.
I would guess the AVERAGE erect penis is around 6 inches. However, I have encountered the occational 4 incher as well as the 10 incher although rare.
Guys, remember it is all in the way you use it. I have had so me great explosive times with small guys and some not so good times with a large man. It is all in the way you work it.
but I must say .......aman who knows how to use it and is 10+inches......omg......................
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