A Big Thank You To You All

Last night a friend and I went to Scores in Baltimore.

Based on what I've seen here, I decided I'd give the whole routine of being a strip club virgin a try and see where it got me.

My friend and I are sitting down by one of the tables and two pretty cute dancers come by. We had turned down a few dances earlier that night, but I decided that the one who was sitting next to me was lap dance worthy if she were to ask.

She starts talking with me and asking me about myself (boring). She asks me how my day was, and I mentioned that earlier that day I had gone hunting for the first time in my life (forced smile), then say "yeah, today is full of firsts, this is our first time at a strip club" (genuine smile). She instantly became a lot more relaxed and friendly and wanted to know if we were having a good time.

Then she offered to give my "first" lap dance. In return I got the dirtiest, dry humpingest lap dance of my entire life.

Thanks guys!