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Shave your dick?

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Wednesday, August 12, 2009 7:32 PM
Ok. Laugh at my expense. I tried this last month. The stimulus was a favorite dancer that told me that she insisted that her boy friend be clean shaven. She was already giving me high mileage dances and I was hoping to increase that. Male porn stars do it. The day before my planned visit to the club, I attempted to do it. I knew that I had to do some trimming before I could actually shave. So I sat on the bath tub edge and began trimming with a cuticle scissors. That wasn't working too well. Bad lighting. I moved to the sink. Then I did it! Stabbed myself in the balls with the pointed end of the scissors. I was bleeding like a rare steak. That ended it. I even clogged up the drain. Had to get the Drano out. Next day, at the club, I told 2 favorites about my experience. They laughed but were gentle with my balls. They liked the trim feeling though. They reminded me that once you start shaving, you have to keep it up. Once they stubble starts to grow, you will get bad itches. I have given up the idea of shaving but will continue to trim. I bought a pair of kids scissors. The kind with no sharp pointed ends. I am going to take them with me on my next trip to the club. Maybe I can get some help there, with keeping it trimmed. I think that it easier for women to shave their pussies. OK. Go ahead and laugh!!!

20 comments

  • txtittyfan
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    15 years ago
    I was shaved for a surgery a few years back and did not experience any itching when it grew back. I am too lazy to shave my balls on a regular basis so I let it grow. Plus, as you have discoverwed, it is not a good place for a cut.
  • andersonsc
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    15 years ago
    I keep mine clean all the time. Wife loves it. Shave balls and gooch too. Have even had a runway one time lol.
  • pop
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    15 years ago
    I would think the easy way is to get some clippers and just trim it short. Most girls seem to dislike the long thick hair and would go for the trim look.
  • JerseyJack
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    15 years ago
    If you only want to trim and not shave completely, I'd recommend getting a decent quality beard trimmer. You can easily adjust to the desired closeness for consistency, and the blades stay behind the comb and don't come in direct contact with skin.
  • mr_33
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    15 years ago
    Reminds me "You Don't Mess with the Zohan!"
  • Dain
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    15 years ago
    Pubic hair is a natural lubricant. I get a chaff without it. However, I do shave just above Mr. Happy so that girls can gauge its length and girth at a glance. They like that, and a few have remarked on its above-average size after I started to do this.
  • gatorfan
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    15 years ago
    Are we shaving balls or shaving dick? I dont have a hairy dick, is this normal?
  • slickpeter
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    15 years ago
    I got hair on my balls also ----none on Mr.Happy itself!
  • casualguy
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    15 years ago
    Hairy dicks are the result of circumcision, a typically unnecessary surgery in my opinion that removes skin that has a purpose. Cutting off all the skin results in not having enough later in life for an erection. The result: the hairy skin around the base of your member gets pulled up on your dick so that you can still have an erection. This all happens because of stupid tradition and doctors that could care less unless of course they are getting monetary compensation for the skin they collect. I think if the tradition had been to cut off your pinky finger at birth, then millions of American men would only have 9 fingers. I guess I digressed a little off the main subject. I bought a shaving/hair cut kit at Walmart with different guards and can cut my hair in less than 15 minutes if I choose with a pretty good hair cut. I could if I wanted put on a smaller guard and cut off excess hair down below too. Right now I'm not getting any encouragement to actually shave and I'm not interested in that.
  • Clubber
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    15 years ago
    Makes me think of the time in "Jackass" they all shaved their pubes to make a beard for one of the other guys. It was very funny when he found out, although I doubt I would have taken it so well.
  • Justanotherexvirgin
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    15 years ago
    I've been shaved twice for surgery and that was enough. I keep close trimmed and use the same trimmers I use for me beard. I did have a dancer recommend I wear boxers because I got harder faster and gave her something to rub against. I switched the boxer-briefs and she actually noticed right away! I've never worn briefs again.
  • wallanon
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    15 years ago
    Had a girlfriend a while back with a strong preference for really low hair there. So much so that she would trim it herself while I laid around watching tv or whatever. After I made peace with an unstable (yet beautiful) girl too close to me with really sharp scissors, it was ok. She got to assert her female territorial urges, and the upside for me was some crazy hot sex afterward. I drew the line at Nair, though.
  • gatorfan
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    15 years ago
    If the girl isnt licking your balls, why should she care how hairy the balls are? Thanks for the insight on hairy dicks, I wasn't aware of circumcision leading to hairy dicks.
  • shadowcat
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    15 years ago
    I should have been more clear. I should have said pubic area. I too have had my balls shaved once by a "10" nurse. It was in the doctors office before my vasectomy. My dick didn't get hard!!
  • Clubber
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    15 years ago
    I can't think of a time I'd let anyone, including myself, near that area of my body with a razor. But like many things, to each their own.
  • 59
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    15 years ago
    Dick and balls about once a week for maintenance. Disposable double or triple bladed razor with a pivot head, good quality shaving gel, right after I get out of the shower. Shave down the day of or day before a visit to a club. Never shave on back to back days. Girls have remarked that they like the smoothness when they have the dick in hand or in their mouth.
  • potheadpl
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    15 years ago
    I shave my dick and balls, gooch, glutes, and crack. I'm a cyclist so I already shave my legs. It made sense to keep going up lol. But the pubes themselves I just clipper down with a 1/8" guard.
  • shadowcat
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    15 years ago
    I discussed this with two of my favorites Tuesday. After they laughed, they got serious. They said to use a beard trimmer first and then follow up with a good razor. Do not use the disposable kind. They otta know!
  • jt001
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    15 years ago
    I always had a tough time trimming my genital area. However, I found a great shaver from Phillips. It's meant to be used on your body including the groin area. No razors, scissors or sharp edges to worry about. It's the Philips Norelco BG2030 Professional BodyGrooming System. I got it for under $50 over at amazon and works great.
  • jt001
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    15 years ago
    I always had a tough time trimming my genital area. However, I found a great shaver from Phillips. It's meant to be used on your body including the groin area. No razors, scissors or sharp edges to worry about. It's the Philips Norelco BG2030 Professional BodyGrooming System. I got it for under $50 over at amazon and works great.
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