Shave your dick?

Ok. Laugh at my expense.

I tried this last month. The stimulus was a favorite dancer that told me that she insisted that her boy friend be clean shaven. She was already giving me high mileage dances and I was hoping to increase that. Male porn stars do it.

The day before my planned visit to the club, I attempted to do it. I knew that I had to do some trimming before I could actually shave. So I sat on the bath tub edge and began trimming with a cuticle scissors. That wasn't working too well. Bad lighting. I moved to the sink. Then I did it! Stabbed myself in the balls with the pointed end of the scissors. I was bleeding like a rare steak. That ended it. I even clogged up the drain. Had to get the Drano out.

Next day, at the club, I told 2 favorites about my experience. They laughed but were gentle with my balls. They liked the trim feeling though. They reminded me that once you start shaving, you have to keep it up. Once they stubble starts to grow, you will get bad itches.

I have given up the idea of shaving but will continue to trim. I bought a pair of kids scissors. The kind with no sharp pointed ends. I am going to take them with me on my next trip to the club. Maybe I can get some help there, with keeping it trimmed.

I think that it easier for women to shave their pussies.

OK. Go ahead and laugh!!!