Pretty basic stuff, mostly for the novice. We could probably come up with better ones for the dedicated clubber. Here would be at least a few of mine.
NEVER run a tab, pay cash as you go. If for no other reason so you can leave in a hurry if necessary.
Leave the credit cards and ATM cards in the car so you need to feel the cool night air while you walk to the car before that $300 cash advance that seems like a good idea right now can happen.
There is rarely sex in the champagne room. Plan accordingly.
If every dancer in the club is sitting with you, you're spending too much.
If no dancer is willing to sit with you, you're spending too little.
Thou shalt not sit on pervert row without tipping.
#8 had a story it was linked to about a guy who went into a Port Richey, FL club called the Brass Flamingo and never walked out again. Put the keywords "brass flamingo transue" into Google and witness how no one on TUSCL would want to pass on or be remembered. In the middle of a lapper, maybe, based on what gets written here.
Maybe some guys shouldn't go it alone.
#8) DON’T GO TO A STRIP CLUB ALONE IF YOU NEED A CHAPERON
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NEVER run a tab, pay cash as you go. If for no other reason so you can leave in a hurry if necessary.
Leave the credit cards and ATM cards in the car so you need to feel the cool night air while you walk to the car before that $300 cash advance that seems like a good idea right now can happen.
There is rarely sex in the champagne room. Plan accordingly.
If every dancer in the club is sitting with you, you're spending too much.
If no dancer is willing to sit with you, you're spending too little.
Thou shalt not sit on pervert row without tipping.
You are not special.
I think the most entertaining thing about the link was the pictures/video clips associated with each of the commandments.
Does it get any more newbie than that one?
Maybe some guys shouldn't go it alone.
#8) DON’T GO TO A STRIP CLUB ALONE IF YOU NEED A CHAPERON