How to earn more money for Strippers!
I've been a financial consultant for 20 years, and have some of the highest designations in the business. Here's some current investment advice so you can pay for your dances:
Invest in high-income securities. Currently, NY stock exchange securities like AGNC (20% current yield, NLY(15%), & CIM(17%)are very good - they pay dividends over 15%!! They are likely to pay that until short term interest rates rise - but that wont' happen for a long time - here's why. The official CPI consists 50% of wages and wages are going nowhere for a long time. Another 25% is housing and guess what - see what I say about wages. We as a nation are in 'save' mode - not spending mode. So, US stocks aren't going anywhere either. That is - any company depending solely on the US economy is a problem. If you want growth stocks - look at developing countries - and stay away from Japan and Europe - they are not developing! Go to China, India, Brazil, etc. But these are volatile stocks - still they should do better than any other growth areas over the next 10 years. Better yet - stay with high-income securities like the ones I listed above. But make sure you sell them when short term interest rates start to go up - but you're safe for another 6 months at least. If you put away 10K and get 17% - you'll have $1500 in six months to splurge on lap dances!!
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last commentCIM sounds good.
steve229:
I was searching for a NASDAQ quote for CIM's companion company - BBBJ. Couldn't find a recent quote; must be very thinly traded. Could you give me a current quote?
For BBBJ - It's going for about $200 depending on the vig.
I like AGNC - it is only investing in mortgages backed by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac - pseudo-govt agencies that the US Govt. if pretty much behind. Darn nice yield for the risk level. All these are sensitive to short-term interest rates but as I wrote - I doubt short term rates will rise in the near future.
-K
How about investing in the DETROIT area economy. Ford is making a comeback. What do you think about investing in VCGH or RICK?
There is a stock quote of "BJ" BJ's Wholesale Club, Inc. (NYSE)‎
Yes CIM is very appropriate for hobbyists! And it pays YOU!!
Taking the profits from CIM and BBBJ and then going long AGNC just may be the way to go...lol
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Here is your TUSCL ticker for today:
ATF.F 1.83 BJ 47.16 CBJ 11.93 CFS 2.48 CIM 4.10
DFKM11.CME 21.00 GFE 18.22 ITC 60.80 LD 58.45 OTC.TO 44.05
Hey, maybe we could start our own TUSCL mutual fund.
CBJ = also abbreviation for columbus hockey team (Columbus Blue Jackets)
steve229: I am getting back in business when my non-compete expires in May, 2011. Would be very happy to take any TUSCL capital you can get together. I would even let you guys name the new company. C$30 million would be a good starting figure. I just visited the site where samsung1 shops for xmas gifts for ATFs. How about Vajazzle Petroleum? The possibilities for a company logo are intriguing.
LOL Farmerart................by the way, Jim Cramer mentioned CIM on his tv show on friday "Chimera Investment [CIM 4.22 0.06 (+1.44%) ]: Annaly Capital [NLY 18.22 0.11 (+0.61%) ] is a better play, Cramer said." www.cnbc.com
Hmm, CIM or Anally? Tough choice.
Scammer and a shark. These "investment" people just want our money to benefit them, whether we do or not!! NEVER trusted investment or stock brokers!