How to earn more money for Strippers!

Knightline
Boston
I've been a financial consultant for 20 years, and have some of the highest designations in the business. Here's some current investment advice so you can pay for your dances:
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Invest in high-income securities. Currently, NY stock exchange securities like AGNC (20% current yield, NLY(15%), & CIM(17%)are very good - they pay dividends over 15%!! They are likely to pay that until short term interest rates rise - but that wont' happen for a long time - here's why. The official CPI consists 50% of wages and wages are going nowhere for a long time. Another 25% is housing and guess what - see what I say about wages. We as a nation are in 'save' mode - not spending mode. So, US stocks aren't going anywhere either. That is - any company depending solely on the US economy is a problem. If you want growth stocks - look at developing countries - and stay away from Japan and Europe - they are not developing! Go to China, India, Brazil, etc. But these are volatile stocks - still they should do better than any other growth areas over the next 10 years. Better yet - stay with high-income securities like the ones I listed above. But make sure you sell them when short term interest rates start to go up - but you're safe for another 6 months at least. If you put away 10K and get 17% - you'll have $1500 in six months to splurge on lap dances!!

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steve229
14 years ago
CIM sounds good.
farmerart
14 years ago
steve229:

I was searching for a NASDAQ quote for CIM's companion company - BBBJ. Couldn't find a recent quote; must be very thinly traded. Could you give me a current quote?
Knightline
14 years ago
For BBBJ - It's going for about $200 depending on the vig.
Knightline
14 years ago
I like AGNC - it is only investing in mortgages backed by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac - pseudo-govt agencies that the US Govt. if pretty much behind. Darn nice yield for the risk level. All these are sensitive to short-term interest rates but as I wrote - I doubt short term rates will rise in the near future.

-K
samsung1
14 years ago
How about investing in the DETROIT area economy. Ford is making a comeback. What do you think about investing in VCGH or RICK?
samsung1
14 years ago
There is a stock quote of "BJ" BJ's Wholesale Club, Inc. (NYSE)‎
Knightline
14 years ago
Yes CIM is very appropriate for hobbyists! And it pays YOU!!
xxxnycexecparty
14 years ago
Taking the profits from CIM and BBBJ and then going long AGNC just may be the way to go...lol
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glen_livet
14 years ago
Here is your TUSCL ticker for today:

ATF.F 1.83 BJ 47.16 CBJ 11.93 CFS 2.48 CIM 4.10

DFKM11.CME 21.00 GFE 18.22 ITC 60.80 LD 58.45 OTC.TO 44.05
steve229
14 years ago
Hey, maybe we could start our own TUSCL mutual fund.
samsung1
14 years ago
CBJ = also abbreviation for columbus hockey team (Columbus Blue Jackets)
farmerart
14 years ago
steve229: I am getting back in business when my non-compete expires in May, 2011. Would be very happy to take any TUSCL capital you can get together. I would even let you guys name the new company. C$30 million would be a good starting figure. I just visited the site where samsung1 shops for xmas gifts for ATFs. How about Vajazzle Petroleum? The possibilities for a company logo are intriguing.
samsung1
14 years ago
LOL Farmerart................by the way, Jim Cramer mentioned CIM on his tv show on friday "Chimera Investment [CIM 4.22 0.06 (+1.44%) ]: Annaly Capital [NLY 18.22 0.11 (+0.61%) ] is a better play, Cramer said." http://www.cnbc.com/id/40605752
steve229
14 years ago
Hmm, CIM or Anally? Tough choice.
chimpo55
14 years ago
Scammer and a shark. These "investment" people just want our money to benefit them, whether we do or not!! NEVER trusted investment or stock brokers!
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