• articles >
• Drtydyana

Drtydyana

<span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font face="Trebuchet MS">The following story was submitted to <a href="http://www.dirtydianasdiary.com">www.dir… by one of my co-workers.&nbsp; For obvoius reasons I have left names and distinguishing features out.<br />
<br />
Ok, So a few months ago I was working dayshift at the club.</font><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12"><font face="Trebuchet MS">&nbsp; I came downstairs from the dressing room and sat next to this dude who was kind of overweight and not attractive.&nbsp; Not that it really matters I guess.&nbsp; Anyways&hellip;He seemed nice and we talked for about 20 minutes about this and that, you know, small talk.&nbsp; The whole time he kept buying me drink after drink.&nbsp; We can&rsquo;t have liquor drinks so I was drinking monsters and getting jacked on all the caffeine and sugar.&nbsp; I started getting bored talking and I really just wanted to make some money. <br />
</font></font></span></span>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I guess he could tell that I was getting ready to ask him if he wanted a dance cause he changed the conversation up.&nbsp; He kind of looked me up and down and then he was like, &ldquo;How old are you?&rdquo; <br />
</font></span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">And I said &ldquo;Nineteen&rdquo;.&nbsp; <br />
</font></span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">He said, &ldquo;You&rsquo;re a pretty girl, ya know?&rdquo; <br />
</font></span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">and I was like, &ldquo;Yeah, I guess.&rdquo;&nbsp; I mean, I know I&rsquo;m pretty.&nbsp; <br />
</font></span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">So then he was like, &ldquo;I want you to do something for me.&rdquo; <br />
</font></span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I got a little nervous when he said that.&nbsp; I was afraid he was gonna, like, ask for&nbsp; blow job in the executive room or something and I&rsquo;m not into that stuff.&nbsp; I mean, this guy was like old and just gross, I don&rsquo;t know, but I hadn&rsquo;t made no money that day so I figured what the hell, let me just see what he wants.&nbsp; <br />
</font></span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">So I was like, &ldquo;Okay, what do you want me to do?&rdquo;<br />
</font></span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">He got this kind of serious look on his face and he gives me this plastic cup from up off the bar and he goes, &ldquo;I want you to take this cup and fill it up with your pee and bring it back to me.&rdquo;&nbsp; <br />
</font></span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I just looked at him and he kept talking in this real serious tone. &ldquo; I don&rsquo;t want you to dance for me.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t want your tits near my face.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t want to see your ass or your pussy.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t want you to try to get my dick hard.&nbsp; Just bring me your pee in this cup.&nbsp; I will pay you a hundred dollars.&rdquo; <br />
</font></span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Now, if you&rsquo;re reading this, don&rsquo;t judge me yet.&nbsp; It was really slow that day and this man was offering me $100 just for peeing in this cup so I did it.&nbsp; I mean, whatever.&nbsp; I took the cup in the bathroom and after all those energy drinks the pee shot out of me so fast it splashed up onto my hand. I had absolutely no problem filling that whole cup.&nbsp; Then I walked back out to the bar all casual with the pee cup in my hand like I was carrying a drink.&nbsp; I sat back down next to him with the cup and as promised, he handed me a hundred dollar bill.&nbsp; I thought that this was like a done deal, but no.&nbsp; He looked me in the eyes, picked up the cup and started sipping from it like he was drinking a fucking cup of hot tea or something.&nbsp; I was trying to keep&nbsp; a strait face but my stomach was turning.&nbsp; I almost vomited for real when he leaned back and started gargling it.&nbsp; He told me it was the best thing he had ever tasted.&nbsp; I excused myself and went upstairs totally grossed out!&nbsp; Two girls were in the dressing room smoking and I told them what had just happened. I mean, I was freaked out!&nbsp; That was some nasty ass shit!&nbsp; <br />
</font></span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I finally went back down stairs and he was still sitting at the bar sipping at the pee. &nbsp; He waved at me to come over to him and so I walked over to his seat and he said, &ldquo;Now listen, don&rsquo;t go telling all your little daytime friends here about what I just did.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t want people thinking I&rsquo;m some kind of freak.&rdquo; <br />
</font></span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I said &ldquo;okay&rdquo; but I was thinking, </font><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><i>Mutha fucka, I done told everybody up in here and everybody already looking at you like you nasty!</i><br />
</font></span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">A lot of the guys who come to the club are regulars.&nbsp; I had never seen the Pee Man before and I haven&rsquo;t seen him since.<br />
</font></span></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: larger"><span style="color: #000000"><font class="size12 TrebuchetMS12" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br />
</font></span></span></div>