For those of us on a tight budget... some tips
Friday, July 9, 2010 4:20 PM
Everyone always says set your budget, don't bring any plastic, and stick to it. The problem is that if your budget is $60 or so like me, that's gone after the cover, drink, 2 dances and tip. What I like to do is first set my budget which is anywhere from 40-$100 depending on the time of day. Secondly, I proportion my cash into the denominations i would like to use them in. <br />
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For example: My budget is $80. The club I'm going to has 4$ drink and 5$ cover. I'll bring 2 fives, one for the cover and one for the drink+tip. To make sure that I don't go in, blow my load on a visiting dancer or an old favorite, I'll get $20 one-dollar bills to force myself to spend some time scoping out the place. If table dances are free, bring singles as well for easy tipping. Nothing is worse than having to give a fiver because you are out of singles and are ashamed of asking for change. So I am at $30 so far and have $50 left. If private dances are $20, then $25 is a fair price for a dance with tip. So I have two dances, 10-20 songs at the stage, and no chance of wasting money that I can't afford to.<br />
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Occasionally I will budget an extra 5 or 10 in case you find a nice dancer that you want to buy a drink for. Another use of an extra 5 or 10 in your pocket is after getting a dancer a drink, you can ask her to accompany you to the employee back entrance where you can smoke and meet some other dancers. <br />
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A buddy of mine's favorite thing to do is eyeball every model who comes up and sits on his lap, and before she can ask if he wants a dance he just says "I have limited funds, I don't want to make a mistake on whom I pick" and bounces her on his leg for a few minutes while he thinks. Then when he's about to lose her, he says "i need to think about it more, but you're the leader in the clubhouse so far" and if she understands what he means by that, even better. He usually gets girls to sit on his lap for an entire song doing a little soft grinding to convince him, and he swears that the private dances have become better using this method. He even has a testimony that when he went back on a slow night, one of the girls who he "thought about" but ultimately spurned gave him a free dance to show what he was missing out on. But because he is a douchebag he just said that he made the right decision last time.... but I digress, back to point.<br />
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Divide out your bills the way you want to use them, and having this game plan will help you. But just like any coach who plans for a game, always be ready for an audible.<br />
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