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I arrived at Wax around after leaving Club Blaze, about 20 minutes away. Wax was my original destination, but I stayed in Blaze much longer than anticipated. Parking was $10, on side of club. Admission…

First visit to this fine establishment, but certainly will not be my last. Very easy to find, a large building with plenty of signage out front to make it visible parking lot is very safe,…

I was in town so had to go check it out. First I will start off with the parking, it was a huge lot and many spots were available, and it was free.…

I went to the club around 3 p.m. on a Sunday hoping to see some tail as I was a little board and restless. There was no cover to enter and bottle of water…

First the news. Cover on a Thursday night rose to $20. The refrigerator-size man who took my money and handed me a warm bottle of water in exchange said the price rose about two months…

So I wanted to get a general baseline of what everyone tips for extras, as I see a lot of people complaining about cost increases. I personally never went to many strip clubs before…

Arrived at Blaze around 1130 pm Friday night. Parking lot was fairly full. I paid $10 to park on the back row. There was also 20 and 30 for parking closer to the club. I…

Friday around 3 PM. No cover, no ID check, nobody at the door. The place is spacious with pool tables, a good sized bar, one elevated main stage, one smaller side stage, quite a few…

I went to Vanity on a Friday night, and I got there around 1:00 am. It's in a safe neighborhood, and I used public transportation to get there but I did notice a lot of…

Been a long time since I visited The Line. While a lot has changed in the past years, this place still offers lovely beauties for entertainment. First off, upon entry a tall, brunette dancer with a…

This place is DEAD! Parked outside on the street and paid $20 to get in. People either parked on the street or in the O'Reilly's parking lot next door. There's a sign that says they'll…

May I ask who the dancer was?

I Visited Pandora's early on an a Thursday afternoon. Probably entered about 1 pM on Thursday in late June. There were about a dozen girls, some new one for me. There were…

Have visited PUMPS in a hot Friday evening. As I walked in, the bar was almost full but I managed to find a place. I sat far from the bar, asked for 9$ beer and enjoyed…

Tried to reach Elysium on Friday night. GPS took me to the address, it didn't seem to be there. So drove another 15 minutes to reach this place just after midnight. This area used to…

First visit was on a Friday, but was way too busy/packed and kinda ghetto (there was a fight between 2 dorks and a stripper). Bunch of girls working, and 3-4 hotties (Brazilian/latinas). Gave it another try…

I visited Seattle for my very first time back in Fall of 2022. Me & my friends decided to go here on a Wednesday night. I was pleasantly surprised. It was definitely my favorite strip…

Cover charge was $40 on a Saturday night. The girls were below mediocre for any strip club but it was after 2am and they were the only club still open. The club is byob. I…

Friday afternoon visit. They open at 7 and I got there at 8:30. It was obviously dead, like all strip clubs at 8:30 on a Friday. I had to get to sleep early so that's…

It was slow for a Friday night. It wasn't that late when i got there, but by the time I left it was around 11:30 and it was still slow. The girls were pretty hot,…

First things first, a quick introduction. Contrary to what may be popular belief, this is not my first attempt at a review. I have started and deleted at least 3 other accounts here on TUSCL.…

Brass rail, easily seen on Younge street, free cover for the first floor (bad idea) or you can take the stairs right at the door to the second floor for something called upper brass, when…

Passing through Dallas and made the obligatory visit to BD on the Friday after the 4th of July. I showed up around 8:30 which is way too early for some of the other Dallas clubs,…

Was in Tucson on a Saturday night to catch an early flight back to the east coast. Had visited before, a couple of years ago. I had a good experience then, so I thought I'd…

Came here on a Sunday afternoon around 3pm. Wasn’t actually planning on going so I didn’t have any cash. There was $10 cover on top of the $10 atm fee so it was a decently…

My last couple of visits to Rio had been really uneventful. Almost removed it from my list but gave it one more shot. Glad I did. Walked in around 2 pm.…

I made another trip out to Vegas last week and of course that meant another trip to the Spearmint Rhino. I haven’t found another club in Vegas to match it. I called the club…

For those who never cared for or don't watch baseball, this won't be relevant. I'm interested though in getting opinions from those who either were or still consider themselves baseball fans to some extent. Are you…

I know I'm probably annoying AF now, especially after my discussions the last few days this week. Anyway fellas my topic today is about meeting outside the club. So I've been to strip clubs a…

For those unfamiliar, "harm reduction" means you limit the harm of an addition, rather than recover from it. Switching to methadone if you're an opioid addict is an example. I've never heard any…

It looks like a strip club board game is being developed called Nightshift. It will be out in Late 2023. Nightshift is a competitive, thematic board game. Players adopt the role of a dancer and must…

I love this place as far as a DC area strip club is concerned. They layout is a long corridor style with 3 or 4 stages to the right and a bar and tables to…

Visited on Thursday evening about 8:30. The parking lot had several vehicles in it but was not crowded. Paid the 10 dollar door fee and had a pat down by the door man. As…