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My first time here. It’s a corner joint in a decent neighborhood. Parking in a side street was easy enough. You walk in and the bar is immediately to your right. Three sided with a…

First time trip to Scarlett's on a Saturday night. Parking lot was well lit paved and felt safe, bouncer was outside the door doing pat downs before you walk in. Cover was $20…

Be warned i prefer BSC so I might be a little bias. Stopped in on Thursday afternoon. There was plenty of parking; however, the only seating available was at the bar. The cubans still hog…

I will be upfront and say that this review may be tainted due to not caring for Tourist Clubs and having a few drinks in me before going. As I said, this is…

Been there a few times, mostly afternoons. apparently mgmt doesn't make the girls go on stage unless there's a customer and theres so few during the day it was empty each time I went…

In this hobby there’s always a trade off between looks and cost. Cost can also vary widely by location. Let’s take a trip around the world. In the U.S., I’ve found large cities like Manhattan, Chicago and San Francisco to be expensive without much reward; Philly is a hard pass, while some clubs in New Jersey are worth…

I had not been here for awhile and decided to give it another try. Domestic beer was $5.75 and the bar tender service was good. No free shot. The chairs at the bar need to…

This was my first stop back in 2ish years. Can say that even with the “renovation” not much has changed. The reno is nothing special, still the same dingy room with cheap crappy chairs. But…

I stopped in on a Sunday night to check out the club. I hadn’t been there in a few years, but used to live this place. I can say it has gone downhill…

Went in around 5pm on a Thursday evening in early July. Parking lot was half full and there were about 15 girls as I strolled in. This time is around shift change so you can…

Arrived in the free lot about 1230. There were a good amount of cars for just opening. Noticed new sign hung advertising Tuesday are now $5 entry fee for the…

Went to scout the place for a bachelor party. First time in a club in a damn long time... Most of the girls were just out on the patio in a little knot…

I don’t know why, but these days I constantly have guys roll up on me while I’m in the club head and want to “talk chicks”: how’s Flopsie in VIP, how much did you pay,…

Hey Chicago folks: Going to be in the area tomorrow night with some time to kill south of the city. Polecatz vs. Atlantis? Which would you recommend? Thanks!

I went on a Sunday night a couple months ago. It was probably like my 3rd time there only, & I've gotta say, it's either between this place or Heartbreakers as the best SC in…

So let's get the basic details out …. Parking: Plenty of space for parking. The club is in a nice plaza with a El Torito and Benihana. You probably never have trouble finding a spot. Drinks…

I was in the area and I’ve hear a lot of things about this place, so I decided to stop by. It was Monday around 2PM just after they opened. It’s $20 cover and the…

It’s been a few weeks since I’ve been to Clib Rio so I thought I would give it a try. Found myself on the west side one afternoon, pulled into the free parking are…

Visited around noon,no cover and was greeted by the bouncer who checked ID and showed me to a table. They do not allow you to seat yourself and they expect a tip. As you…

Went to Clancy's on a time/ day I didn't expect. Thursday night's can be busy but today was actually very chill and worth it. Tucked away in a quiet residential area, Clancy's is low key and…

First, the obligatory layout and description of the club. Plenty of parking, during the daytime at least. Next to the club is a bar called the Shanty Tavern that is only open one night…

Last weekend, Friday night, my girlfriend and I decided to go to the club together. She has been there before with friends and she knows that I used to go to the clubs a lot…

Full disclosure, I’ve only been here on a Monday night for the $200 for 30 minute special. Girls, value, experience, are strictly for Monday. Can’t comment on the other nights. Also this review is very…