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published 21 yrs ago
This is probably my favorite club...
reviewed by
almo9

9.0

This is probably my favorite club in H-town. On a friday or saturday night there is a girl for every taste(!). It is however a little daunting on those nights and I tend to stay…

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published 21 yrs ago
Sunday night. Get there before 7pm....
reviewed by
melsmith

6.0

Sunday night. Get there before 7pm. Entrance only $15 with a $5 off voucher for a future visit. This was the highlight of this visit.

I've written about this place before, so I'll skip the blurb.…

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published 21 yrs ago
This is my second time to...
reviewed by
burns60015

2.0

This is my second time to Scores. My first trip was bad, and I wanted to give it another chance so I came back. I'm still not impressed. I went on a…

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published 21 yrs ago
Visited on a Friday afternoon about...
reviewed by
n_cognito

8.0

Visited on a Friday afternoon about 3:30. Had around 8 ladies in all shapes and sizes. Not quite as skanky as metioned previously but I guess skanky is in the eye of the beholder. :)…

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published 21 yrs ago
Dont really understand the last two...
reviewed by
Jasman

8.0

Dont really understand the last two 3's -- I give this club an 8
The club is laid out very nicely -- one of the best stage set ups I have ever seen -- It is…

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published 21 yrs ago
i just didn't like that place,...
reviewed by
tuscl

3.0

i just didn't like that place, it's small and i didn't like the set up of the place.
i left after 15 mins. after being in there and never went back !

review
published 21 yrs ago
Got there early afternoon on a...
reviewed by
SPMKE

10.0

Got there early afternoon on a Fri.. I had a lot of driving left to do so I drank soda $3.00. The first dancer on stage took my $2.00 tip & slid off…

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published 21 yrs ago
A friend and I visited here...
reviewed by
Stripley

8.0

A friend and I visited here Friday night and Saturday day. Friday night was a bit crowded and we were exiled to the upper level. We did shortly snag one of the few…

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published 21 yrs ago
Visited on thurs nite about 10:30,...
reviewed by
fun69sol

5.0

Visited on thurs nite about 10:30, cover charge is 10 BYOB. Wait for about 30 min to see any decend dancer. Only 4 to 6 dancer in the whole place. I prefer to…

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published 21 yrs ago
Very nice club. Freshly remodeled(you can...
reviewed by
DaveH

8.0

Very nice club. Freshly remodeled(you can still smell fresh paint in the mens room), small but coozy interior. Comfortable armchairs for most of the seating except at the stage. The free food they are serving…

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published 21 yrs ago
My experience was virtually identical with...
reviewed by
ponyexpress

3.0

My experience was virtually identical with the one reported by ch2244 which is not surprising since this is the way Dream Palace seems to operate. I felt sorry for the dancers since they are the…

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published 21 yrs ago
Nice club with a nice layout....
reviewed by
ilikerealboobs

5.0

Nice club with a nice layout. Walk in with a large middle stage and 2 small satellite stages. $20 to get in but free non-alcoholic beverages. There are four levels of dances…

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published 21 yrs ago
the poodle is alright for the...
reviewed by
tuscl

6.0

the poodle is alright for the area it's in , in northern california.
some girls were not approachable and snotty i thought.
saw some young ass though close to my face , yummmmmm !
the cover is…

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published 21 yrs ago
i found this club to be...
reviewed by
tuscl

7.0

i found this club to be inviting and laid back.
the girls were nice, friendly, and some were great looking !
it's a neighborhood bikini bar that i would recommend to other guys and couples ........

review
published 21 yrs ago
First visit to Treasures. Had...
reviewed by
milehighclub

9.0

First visit to Treasures. Had to visit after all the reviews.
Took some advice and sat in the back room in one of the chairs. Approached by a waitress order and drink,…

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published 21 yrs ago
Saturday night must not be the...
reviewed by
sooperflysnooka

6.0

Saturday night must not be the night for this place. 6 dancers total.

2 white. One was either on drugs or under the weather. she probably would have been attractive otherwise, she…

review
published 21 yrs ago
I made a few visits to...
reviewed by
FunSeeker

7.0

I made a few visits to this club over the past year. Yesterday (Saturday, April 17th) I had the pleasure of making another visit to Pleasures. However, my experiences were not quite pleasurable, and they…

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published 21 yrs ago
Damn, this place just keeps on...
reviewed by
mrnatural

10.0

Damn, this place just keeps on getting better and better. Last two times I've been in there, the manager was nowhere to be seen (this was on a Saturday afternoon both times), so basically the…

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published 21 yrs ago
Visited the place for lunch on...
reviewed by
fun69sol

9.0

Visited the place for lunch on Thurs Apr 15, "Tax Day" The place is increadible. About 10 to 20 dancer all over the place, most of the brazilian. The dancer are hot…

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published 21 yrs ago
i'm a dancer who works in...
reviewed by
tuscl

1.0

i'm a dancer who works in the area, and heard nothing but bad shit about this club.
guys i know went to check it out, and said the girls were rude and bitchy. and they tried…

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published 21 yrs ago
I went to Elliott's the second...
reviewed by
littlejohn

8.0

I went to Elliott's the second night that they were open for business and I have to tell you that I had a blast! Although I tend to favor clubs that offer two way…

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published 21 yrs ago
Went last night. Business has picked...
reviewed by
CuerpodelDelito

9.0

Went last night. Business has picked up again after Frenchys opening nearby. There was a raid last Holy Thursday but it was for indecent exposure (nude dancing is not legal in PR) but it didn't…

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published 21 yrs ago
Visited this club last on the...
reviewed by
1Chanman

10.0

Visited this club last on the Big 3 tour. Had the same girl as last time: DFK, FITP, HJ thru pants, DATY, everything but a BJ or FS. Bouncer came back twice due…

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published 21 yrs ago
The OG is generally a good...
reviewed by
Sniffer2002

8.0

The OG is generally a good bet for a good time becauuse of the large selection of girls on a Friday/Saturday night. I hate to pay the $20 entrance fee but forget about that once…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Visited this club yesterday as part...
reviewed by
1Chanman

6.0

Visited this club yesterday as part of my Big 3 Tour. Sadly, this has become my least favorite club. I managed to get a 3 for 50 deal, but she talked the whole…

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published 21 yrs ago
Very impressive! The club is appointed...
reviewed by
Excalibur1

9.0

Very impressive! The club is appointed extremely well, lots of awesome looking women, and even though there was a buzz of activity I was able to get all the attention that I wanted. Lap dances…

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published 21 yrs ago
This club is odd. It...
reviewed by
NetDoc69

7.0

This club is odd. It seems like a cross between a gentlemen's club (wingback chairs, champange deck, free standing cigar case, table and lap dances) and a singles bar (large # of female and…

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published 21 yrs ago
After reading FONDL's review(6-27-03), I had...
reviewed by
1

9.0

After reading FONDL's review(6-27-03), I had to see Courtney. FONDL called her "..the most attractive dancer we have ever encountered anywhere.."

I arrived in the early afternoon and waited for Courtney to come out. I…

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published 21 yrs ago
I was at the club last...
reviewed by
gator

9.0

I was at the club last Tuesday after work and it was dead, of course it was one of the first beautiful spring days. The stage dancing was not very inspired, but I was the…

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published 21 yrs ago
Went again on a Saturday night....
reviewed by
donald101010

8.0

Went again on a Saturday night. Busy as usual. Most of the women are good looking, but go there to see the waitresses. They're all better looking than most of the dancers.…

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published 21 yrs ago
You'll hate it or you'll love...
reviewed by
kentuckian

10.0

You'll hate it or you'll love it. The stage dancing is lame, the sound is lame, the decor is lame. Why did I give it a "10"? The private dances are probably…

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published 21 yrs ago
This place totally sucks. It is...
reviewed by
ch2244

2.0

This place totally sucks. It is not like a real strip club, they only want you to buy very expensive private room dances. When I first walked in they started hustling me to go back…

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published 21 yrs ago
All the reviews are true. There...
reviewed by
txstud04

6.0

All the reviews are true. There is plent of action to be had here. However, buyer beware! You can hit or miss here. You can find a sweetie or the ultimate hustle.
Saturday afternoon was slowwwwww.…

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published 21 yrs ago
Is now under new management... place...
reviewed by
tuscl

9.0

Is now under new management... place is kinda trashy, but the girls are HOT!!! No Alcohol, but the girls are all 18ish... A must see!! My buddy and I went in with 100 bucks in…

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published 21 yrs ago
Decided that since I had to...
reviewed by
MNPL69

7.0

Decided that since I had to work over this lovely weekend, I'd make a trip to SexWorld.

The honest reason was to buy a bachelor gift for a friend, but I spotted a gorgeous,…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Went to Rick's on Friday afternoon....
reviewed by
simple

10.0

Went to Rick's on Friday afternoon. It was my first time since I'm from out of town. I was Amanda on stage and wanted to get a lap dance from her based on the…

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published 21 yrs ago
Visited weekday early afternoon and again...
reviewed by
dietcoke(Rick)

5.0

Visited weekday early afternoon and again later early evening. Usually about 4-5 dancers. Some decent and some fatties. I went there to get hustled for private dances at Oh Zone and during first visit only…

review
published 21 yrs ago
After a relatively average experience at...
reviewed by
1Chanman

9.0

After a relatively average experience at the Landing Strip, decided to check out the PH. Girls here were not that attractive, either. And this is on a Saturday night! Managed to get…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Went on a Saturday night. ...
reviewed by
donald101010

7.0

Went on a Saturday night. It was busy, but not packed. The women are pretty good looking, with a wide variety of looks. The only problem with some of them is that…

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published 21 yrs ago
I went to Mons Venus on...
reviewed by
kentuckian

6.0

I went to Mons Venus on Monday after midnight. The women are mostly pretty, but there's no reason for me to recommend this club. There is no illusion of personal interaction with these dancers;…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Visited here on a recent Thursday...
reviewed by
clubtraveler123

6.0

Visited here on a recent Thursday about 5 p.m. No one at the door, so no cover. There seemed to be about 8 ladies working although they were with regulars or talking to each other…

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published 21 yrs ago
This club is looking up these...
reviewed by
tuscl

10.0

This club is looking up these days. There is a great line up of dancers that are really friendly. The dance quality is back where it used to be without the continual rule…

discussion
started 21 yrs ago
Front Room
How can you tell if a stripper will let you fuck her for money?
posted by
ch2244

Has anybody ever had an experience of paying a stripper to take her home? Is there anyway to tell if a stripper will fuck for money?