the ultimate strip club list

THOMAS SOWELL: IMPORTING HATE OF AMERICA "We already have enough homegrown America-haters in this country without importing any more, whether from Mexico or the Middle East. But neither political party has the guts to put…

This place is becoming my new favorite. I tried seeveral times in the afternoon and once at night. For my style, day is better-more relaxed, but the women may be a bit higher…

Went to Diva's on June 18, 2004. This is not a "nude" club(g-string and pasties). You can arrange a private "nude" show(which I didn't do). The dancers were okay, but seemed very inexperienced.…

This club is kinda slow on weeknights, maybe because it is further from downtown than most, but it's a pretty relaxed place with absolutely no pressure to buy drinks or dances. I've never been…

Mellow vibe here. The cast-offs from Flashdancers work here. If you are looking for a beer and boob watching this is good place. If you want a lap dance you've come to the wrong place.…

All's about the same here on days, a few of the old favorites, some new. My favorite spot for voluptious women in town! They charge the $2 parking fee all the time now,…

I have been here about 10 times in the past few years. It always offers nice looking ladies with medium mileage, meaning nice grinding and full contact above the waist but no extras. This…

Alright, time for a little fun. Here's a scenario and I would like for you to tell me what you would expect to happen: A professional hockey team decides to visit a SC for lunch…

I got there at about 7pm. If you've read any of my previous reviews, you know I'm a scotch drinker. After sitting down for about 30 minutes, and turning down 5 or so offers for…

I hadn't been to the Royal Palace for a long time. It was a lot better than my last visit! Went in the afternoon on a weekday, so it wasn't too busy (maybe 10 customers). No…

This is one of the nicer clubs with primarily black girls and customers. As a white guy I felt quite comfortable there, as all the girls and the bartenders were friendly. On a Tuesday night…

Very cool place. I haven't been in there for a while, but it appears to have been remodeled a bit. Bartenders are quick, and easy on the eyes. Crowd is local Philly…

This is a great club to go see soem quality women. Many are from Des Moines or Minneapolis. Stage dances for 3 songs. Dancers come to the floor doing personal dances for $1 for each patron.…

Stopped by here on Monday July 5. Cover was $5.00. The place had a sparse crowd until 9pm, I dont not recommend going before 9:30 or so unless you want to have a drink and…

Went on a Thursday night as a last minute bachelor outing. Got there about 12:45am and was told we couldn't bring in any booze anymore. The waitress (Amanda) was extremely courteous and told us to…

Went here on a Saturday early afternoon. Selection was fair, good looking ladies, but most were staying in the back only coming out when it was their turn on stage. Got a 3…

I recently visited the club on a Wednesday afternoon, and had a great time with Stormy. Over 5'6" with long brown hair and a great smile, she was very good at her job.…

Boomers is definitely getting better over the past few months. About 9 new girls have been hired and they're all under 21. Their looks range from a 6 to 8.5. Cover for…

I haven't been here in a while, but last time I was there the dancers were average at best. It is an all nude club catering mostly to the stage show. If you…

Monday was a good night for customers, way more girls than guys. The girls were nice and didn’t hound you for dances. They did ask but not overbearing. I forgot how annoying the drink hustle…

I had one night in Tampa a was looking of the high milage place. There was no cover, and no alcohol. Had a $6 red bull. There were 5 dancers -- only 2 were slim.…

Nice clean club. Good food, which is not normal at a strip club and reasonable drinks. Dancers are slightly above average with a few diamonds. The private dances are well worth the cost…

This was a fun club to go to. The girls dance on the bar and make their way to a center stage and back again. Quite a novelty. Varied crowd, got the…

LONG REVIEW I went to Big Earl's on February 28, and then months later on consecutive Saturdays, 6/26 and 7/3. This is an easy club to get to off I-80. Somewhere around exit…

Visited this afternoon around 3:30pm to see if the stories about the afternoon girls are true. A small number of guys there hanging out around the stage with about 8 girls that I noticed…

Was back at this, my favorite club recently. The usual descriptions of Treasures apply---very busy at night with much more intimate situation during the day. At night it is really hard to get…

I have made yet another trip to the "World Famous Hip Hugger" and yet again have had a fantastic time. I had several lappers and a great conversation with Chris, who knows what she…

Probably the best club in Michigan (although I haven't been to nearly all of them). Best combo of looks and mileage youll find in MI. The reasons this club doesnt get a 9…

I travel to Spring Valley often on business and frequent this club each time. The dancers are all friendly and not pushy, most are even willing to just sit and talk. Cover +…

Follies gets a 9, and if you don't live in Atlanta, please understand that it would be probably no better than a 7 or even a 6 in other places like Dallas or Detroit. It…

This is a nice clean club. Lots of dancers, most are better looking than the average stripper. High pressure for dances, which are reasonable & enjoyable, but not very private. Overall, a…

In all my travels, I've come across only one city where toy and/or finger insertion is common place on-stage ... San Francisco. In one or two other clubs, a dancer "snuck" a finger inside...…