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The girls here used to be stunning (and fully nude all the time). As other reviewers have mentioned, there's been a big drop off. I agree, but overall, I found that the bottom (meaning the…

This place just isn't the Porthole of old.

About 10 chicks working day shift on a Friday afternoon. The women are chubbier and sloppier here lately. There are still some good looking…

I was in Austin for a night on business, so I figured I'd drop by Foxy's to check it out. Overall, I had an enjoyable evening, but quickly ran out of money, so beware...

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Windsor, ON. Saturday night. It was hard as fuck LEAVING Detroit coming through that tunnel down here to Windsor but curious. Parking, there's an empty lot right around the corner next to a library I…

Arrived on Friday after 1am. The club was packed with customers and 20+ girls. I noticed that all attractive/hot girls come there on Friday+weekends. I have been to this place during weekdays as well but…

Forgive me please. I from Vietnam. My English no good. I try and right review. Ok

Pandora very good. Very nice. I pay $21 for enter. I get 7up.
I go daytime. Good time. Very…

Decided to drop by Platinum West as I was back home for St. Patty's Day weekend. I arrived around Midnight and there was not a seat open in the house. This is not uncommon for…

It's been a while since I have went to BTs, figure I would give it a try. I did valet my car, and noticed the valet girl took a pic of my license plate,…

Windsor, ON. 2nd stop on a Saturday night. Plenty of parking. A few customers hanging outside the door. Walk in. Guy at the front, pat down, id check and 10 CAD cover. Walk to the…

Windsor, ON. Saturday night. I went here first as it has a dayshift so I thought it might have already been going a bit. Seems like an alright area just outside of downtown Windsor sort…

Simple id check. No cover, which is surprising considering I came in at like 11 at night.

Place is absolutely PACKED with ALL Cubans ranging from 2 to 9. Ages 18 to 40s.

The stage…

After reading some reviews I will begin to describe my journey to the pink palace not my first visit here but the first one on a Saturday evening. I was with a couple of buddies…

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Cheetah I find is the most well rounded club in the area. The atmosphere is lively but still offers a sort of relaxed feel. The girls are on average the best looking,…

Went to Ricks on a Sunday night. Arrived there around 930PM. There were about 10 girls working that night. All the girls seemed friendly and there was a mixed ratio of white…

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The Trap has the most party atmosphere in the area. The music is loud, often times oppressively so. There is a fair amount of make it rain, showy type behavior as it's…

The club is located on the Southbound side of Route 9 just north of thee light for Church Rd. There are numerous massage parlors both north and south of the club, just in case…

I arrived around 12:30PM. No cover. I found a table and then looked around for dancers. I did not see any dancers. After waiting 20 minutes, Baltimore arrived. It took her 15 minutes to get…

So I decided to give this place another try after they "remodeled". Was not really a remodel more like changing some seats.

It's about 3 blocks past the international Bridge and very easy to…

Silver Criket has been my favorite club to spend time visiting for a few years.
Clean, non smoking bar. Attractive entertainers, several good TV's.
Long bar on the right as you enter. The stage runs parallel…

Visited class act on a Tuesday late afternoon. Club is off a busy 2 lane street but felt like a safe area with lots of various shops and stores. Plenty of free parking…

I've reviewed this place before so I'm gonna copy and paste the layout and basics.

So this place is very unique in the way their lap dance area is. I'll get to that later.

Very easy to…

I heard the Vu was open again, so I knew I wanted to give it a try as it used to be a place I liked on occasion. I saw an ad on Instagram for…

Good amount of parking spots available. When I went in, security greeted me at the door and checked my ID, no scan. All the way to the back is the bar. In between the bar…

Cover is $30 cover Thursday, friday and sat. $20 on other days.,
$10 off coupon online or use the 1/2 off coupon for better deal. That deal is also online.

The club had a recent entire…

Starting from the car, the parking lot is actually paved and decent finally. You walk in through 2 sets of doors and are screened by the bouncer with a wand. $20 cover and your in.…

Back to Lust after a bit.

Physical space - spoiler alert, not much change since last visit

**clean premises
**adequate parking
**$10 ($5? I think I gave a tip) to enter
**one large stage, one small stage near the…