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Visited on a Wednesday afternoon while looking to kill some time. No cover for the daytime. I’m a regular who goes approx once a month, for context. When I walked in there were a handful…

$20 cover which includes two tickets for Beers, additional beer were $6. 2 stages, a main one off to the right, and a walkway to the left but I only saw the one girl I…

Landed at AUS in the morning and headed straight to Chicas Bonitas for a little snack before meetings. I parked the rental in the side lot, but was surprised there were only maybe 8 parking…

OK it is a dive. The club is small including the parking lot. If you want a more detailed club description you can read many of the past reviews. I will how ever let you…

Back in town for work and I finally had the opportunity to try this place out. It was about a 10-15 min Uber from my hotel near Bush Airport. Vallet options when you get there…

Gats is a clean comfortable club, but be advised it is a regulars club so you have to make your self known to get the most attention since the dancers hing with their regulars…

After my lackluster visit to Polekatz, I decided to make a drive to Club 390 based on the reviews I’ve read on here. The club is located in an OK area with ample free parking.…

I went with my girl here, it was my first time at a strip club. Ladies were free cover and I had to pay to get in. This club is more of a relaxed chill…

This Wednesday night Uncle Bucks was busier than I've ever seen it. Probably 15 ladies and a steady stream of 15-20ish customers. It had been overall year since I had been here and I was…

Surprisingly good food for the price, fun and interactive girls at the stage. If an evening chilling and throwing dollars on stage is what you're looking it doesn't disappoint. If you're looking for more than…

I had only been to Acropolis once, and that had to be over 10 years ago. I found myself in Portland again and decided to give it another shot on this rainy Wednesday night. I…

Drinks strong and cheap. They were open till 2 on Saturdays. There were quite a few girls working mostly white tatted college types. The club is topless for the stage and the vip. The vip…

Curiosity got the better of me during a road trip, and I made a detour to Paradise. It's not hard to find right on the "main road" (a two lane highway). Not much…

Stopped in around 3pm Tuesday, parking is good and appears safe, nothing much else around the area and as others have said it is a pain in the ass to get to as it is…

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I went to Le Girls last Thursday at about 11:30. I took a cab from a hotel around the airport and it cost about $10, and the cover to get in the club was $10.…

I made a Thursday evening visit to the Boardroom Cabaret a few weeks ago. I arrived at 8:00 PM and paid the $10 night time entry fee. I walked into the club with expectations of…

I drive by the Sunset Strip on hwy 26 frequently but rarely stop by. On this day I was craving Hawaiian food at a spot just across the street and decided to visit…

I went on a Sat evening. They have a parking lot but it was full as well as street parking. The entrance along the side of building facing the parking lot. There is no cover. As…

Went to SRVN for the first time in while. Walked in around 5PM. Entrance was a $10 drink. Parking in the lot was free. 7 dancers were working. Decent mix of dancers. Mostly Latina and…

Platinum DC, same owner as Good Guys I got there around 10:30 PM and left just before midnight. Doormen were nice. They nicely but firmly told me not to touch the dancers. They checked…

Decided to drive about an hour to scope out Fantasy Land which literally in the middle of nowhere. The building looks fairly decrepit from the outside and only had 3 cars in…

Hard to review I guess the best way to write this is to documenting the “experience”. Admittedly Monday at 5 PM is not prime time for strip club but I figured what the heck.…

Found myself at Henry's at about 10:45 PM on a Wednesday night, not sure what to expect. The parking lot is fenced in and at least partially monitored by cameras, so even though it's not…

I know Desires is reviewed on this site a lot but I just wanted to give the perspective of a non regular. I went here on a Tuesday night around 10 PM. I was hoping…