the ultimate strip club list

Hopefully my third time is the charm with this review after misplacing twice… BE has been reviewed many times but current review covers an “under renovation” club. I decided to stop by after running errands in…

This will cover my 3 visits (within the week). It's close to a bunch of hotel and a waffle house, other than that there's not much else in the area so it's safe.…

Been a while but Penthouse still the best in the city. Arrived after work, parking lot had plenty of space and no attendant yet. Doorman was friendly, checked ID and in I went!…

Arrived here around midnight to see the new club. Parking lot was decently packed with a lot of cars and there was also a small line outside to get in that moved pretty quickly. Upon…

Went to cheetah, as it was my first time in the pompano area. Was debating between there and booby trap but from my research booby trap is really ghetto at night and isn’t as good…

Playhouse lounge has been reviewed a lot. Pink building in Burlington. Went on a Wednesday night around 10:30pm. There were maybe 5 cars in the parking lot. That should have been…

rickthegator is happy. Normally he is kind of pissed at those damn dirty apes in Gainesville for appropriating his culture (gator culture, not rick culture) but he likes a good basketball game when he watches…

Stopped in on a random Thursday, around 2:00. I parked in the ample free parking, no cover that early in the day, and paid 6-7 for a beer (I didn’t count up the change from…

Club layout has been covered extensively by many better reviewers/writers so I will skip it. I will try to add some info that hasn't been covered in recent reviews. What I like about this club compared…

For reviewers: If I reject a pending review, I go to a screen with a list of reasons for the rejection (not enough details, shill review, AI generated, etc.) and a space to add…

After a year of not going to the clubs, ventured out today and was pleasantly surprised. Parked in a nearby safe lot to avoid the $10 valet about 1pm Tuesday. I actually think…

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Let me start by saying that this place has been well described so I will skip that this time. Went by mid afternoon after taking off early from work to start the weekend.…

Stopped in on Wednesday afternoon last week. Saw Patti at the bar and talked Red Sox for a bit before I sat down at one of the high tables. Some of the reviews have said…

First time in Utah and read reviews about the clubs here. Decided to go to Exotic Kitty and give it a try. This place is pretty easy to miss coming in since the entrance is…

Back for another early Thursday evening. It didn’t disappoint. Pulled into the lot just before 5:00 and it was packed. Paid my $21 and got a the “free” soda even though I…

Made another Thursday evening stop at the Portage Location. Quite cold this night, so it wasn’t as busy as I had seen before. As previously described, one big room with a couple tables in the middle…

I got here around 12:45 pm. They just can't keep this parking lot in good condition, it is what it is, the lot isn't going to give me a lap dance. Dealt with the metal…

Full disclosure this was during a very rainy night. I was in town for a conference and decided to blow off some steam. Looking at google and Reddit this was the last standing strip club…

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Have not been here in a weeknight for some time, decided it was time. Parking lot was full, but when I walked in, there were only a few PLs scattered across the seating area. Paid…

I've been reviewing baby dolls quite a bit recently along with the rest of the crowd here so its time to venture back around to the other clubs. My primary 3 when visiting Dallas for…

Despite being in the area for a while I’d never been to this club. It’s easy to access right off the highways and looks to be remodeled at least semi-recently. There was a standard metal…

I found myself with a free afternoon in Philly and made a quick hop on over to Cheerleaders. Since I've already reviewed Cheerleaders in the past, I will skip the full description of the place…

I stopped by on a recent Friday afternoon right around 4:15 when they should have already been open, but the metal gate covering the main entrance had still not been unlocked and it would be…

Since I was in the area, I thought I would stop by and see what things were like on a Thursday night. When I pulled in the parking lot there were not many cars…

Not a great club experience, even taking into consideration that it was about 1pm on a Sunday... There's a decent sized parking lot, and a more discrete entrance on a side road that sorta shields you…

Small row home bar in a manufacturing area. It seems too empty to be a bad area near the door and I have been able to find parking within eye line of the door. Inside is…