Reviews

I spent a couple of hours last Friday evening, March 31st, 2017 at the Bareback Saloon in Rock Springs. I got there about 6 pm. There were two women in street clothes…

The first time I went to this place, curiousity got the best of me and I found myself on the nude side. It seemed promising, as the hot girl onstage was finishing up. The next…

Visited on a weekday afternoon. Dancers do their sets on stage behind the bar which hardly qualifies as dancing... moreso standing and posing sans enthusiasm. Then they come barside and solicit tips. I;m not sure…

So it's been a while since I've been at The Parrot... I'd like to say the quality of the dancers was better, but it wasn't my thing yet. I want nothing but fantasy girls, but…

Went on a Wed afternoon and there were only two dancers on shift. Luckily one was a little hottie with small tits. I grabbed a beer which was fairly cheap for a strip bar…

Pandora has been my go-to, except I seldom go to. And quality had been very inconsistent. Well, finally, it's back to the old Ricks levels. Inside is still the same - dark hallway where…

I decided to visit an old favorite for stop 2 on my Weds. Vegas club crawl. Parking to the south of the club and walking to the entrance brought back a flood of memories of…

See my previous reviews of this club for the general details and the reasons for my strange fascination with it. Stop 3 of 4 on my Weds. Vegas club tour. I was inspired to take…

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon, it was completely dead. Only two older ladies dancing when I got there. Then after my first drink, NO dancers. Stopped by on a Tuesday evening, and it was packed.…

Was here Monday afternoon to early evening on the $10/dance night. Started off with about 8 eight dancers during the day shift and transitioned to about 10 dancers for the night shift with some overlap…

Back in Phoenix again after some time on business - nearing a year since my last visit to the BML. As many have mentioned, the costs have inched up a bit and the place is…

After not visiting for a while, met a buddy at the Horse for a drink and some eye candy. Saw a lot of new faces, as the talent has cycled out over the past…

Dances are $25 for a single song, girls will sometimes offer discounts if they are not making money, or are not the cream of the crop. The drinks are average price for a club,…

This club is definitely hit or miss. They have some really great looking girls...and definitely some not so great ones. Stage is topless only. There is only one stage in the center of the floor.…

I saw the sign at the door that said "state and local laws prohibit customers touching dancers" and thought "oh-oh boring", but it was not boring and actually quite enjoyable. This visit was Saturday April 1…

I decided to give the Spearmint Rhino (Carter Lake) a chance, and it totally recalibrated my expectations for a strip club experience. The club is designed with a full bar on one side, and…

After several years, my wife and I had a return visit to Mons Venus while in Tampa a couple of weeks ago. Wow! What's with the new lighting?! The private dance areas are now brightly…

Stopped in at 12:30 and only 1 dancer at the bar. Within about 15 minutes another couple came out. All but one went right to regulars so must have been pre arranged. None…

I visited Shakers a couple hours before midnight on Saturday. The design looks nearly like a pink barn from the outside, but inside there’s pretty standard night-club design—neither trashy nor upscale. Cover is…

Another visit and no real action. As usual, most were hanging with their regulars. I sat a the table reserved for the dude I think may be dealing - He wasn't there.…

Stopped in mid-afternoon on a Weds. to start my clubbing for the day. Nothing has changed club-wise since my previous and other more recent reviews by others. No cover. $2 draft beers. Authentic dive atmosphere. The…

This was stop one of several on a Tues and Weds club crawl in LV. I'd heard that Tues night is a good night at DV due to $2 drinks all night. Cover was $25…

Maybe it's me, but I didn't see a difference between Penthouse and Flight Club or Bogarts for that matter. The skank hoes were absolutely average except for the high ass price tag. I have a…

I had never been to any of the Washington Park clubs, so I was very excited when my girlfriend suggested we head there for a "Bachelorette Party" (it was only the 2 of us as…

How to waste 20 minutes? Stop in Peek-A-Boo. I had heard through the grapevine that the old Bugsy's/Lulu's was open again so I drove over to have a look. It was bad information as Lulu's…

I was here about a month ago and it was my first time back since it reopened, valet was $7 and paid no cover. I was here seeing one of my ATFs who came from…

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon, first time visit, but was interested to see first hand how the much talked about refurbishment looked. Valet quick and easy, next stop was young lady at the door…

This club is becoming more and more my go to club in the NYC area. PROS: For starters the manager/bouncer is accommodating. The layout is superb in that you can get private rooms with real…

I happened to be in the area for work, and thought I'd check out a couple of the clubs here. Foxy Lady is, as stated in other reviews, kind of a dive-bar sort of place. It's…

Wrapping up a small trip through Tampa's SC scene, my friend and I went to PP Tuesday night. Cover was only 5, which should have been a clue. There's a long stage in the middle of…

Found myself in Rochester and decided to hit up the Klassy cat a couple of times. My visits were Thursday (8:30 pm – 9:30 pm) and Saturday (7 pm – 9pm). Good size parking…

Found my myself in Rochester again for a few days and decided to check out a couple of the clubs. Not sure what to think about this place. Visited twice on a Thursday and Saturday…

This club definitely isn't anything special. It's not in the best part of town, but I still decided to give it a chance. The inside is a little shabby, a little run down looking but…

I stopped by recently for my first visit in about 10 years. It seems like the clock stood still because it seemed exactly the same. The dancers and their dances are about average.…

I have visited many times since they reopened in 2015. The atm charges an astronomical fee, with a maximum of $100 per withdraw. Seats are uncomfortable. Private dance area are not as nice, compared…

I was in Anderson Indiana on a Wednesday night and wanted to go and check out the two clubs in town. The reviews were so bad on the VIP Club that I didn't bother going…

First off, let me be clear, this is neither the best Pussycats joint, nor is Wednesday the best day to visit. Some of the hotter models come here every now and then (gotta love Jazmyn),…

I had a plan... After landing at Metro, I would go to the Coli, and if that didn't work out then down the the PC. Sounded great in my head.. Trip over was…

Arrived around 10:00 on a Thursday. Cover was $10. As others have mentioned, since this is a private club, had to sign a form describing the rules (no touching the dancers, etc.) and…

I've always found someone to enjoy time with at Fifth Alarm but this afternoon trip turned out to be extra dry. Sat with my beer for about 15 to 20 min before I even…

I got to the club as shift was changing. In the past, that has been a problem but this time it was good. One of my daytime favorites was there, but she was not…

I met some friends in Daytona during the NCAA basketball tourney. We watched the game we were most interested in across the street at Oysters and then decided since we were close to slide…

Stopped into Bogies right around 7:30. It was miserable. Two dancers on. They actually took a 15 min break and they offered non stop drink specials so people wouldn't leave. Sat around and milked some…

So first off the food here is great. I've come here twice. Once I got to experience happy hour day shift and once I just did the night shift. Day shift is cool because beers…

One thing about Atlantis although there are regular dancers that remain here there is often an influx of new faces. As a daytime regular some of the new faces may actually be former night shift…

So it was the first time I went to G2K. It was like around 4.15 pm. There was no one at the door. When I got in a black guy checked my id with torch.…

Stopped by again on my way south to Chicago. The club is still a typical Wisconsin setup. Not much for decor but that's ok with me. I didn't go for the…

Think Cheers, with titties. I am going to start with the food. Their burgers and fries (I ordered at 1am last night) are better than five guys, clydes, you name it. Waitress was touchy feely…

Arrived here pretty drunk already from having drinks in the hotel and DT. Club set up is nice. One small stage near the bar and then a center stage. Chairs were comfy and they roll,…

It's been a while since I visited Michaels. The place is full of Cubans of different shades, some of them are black. A lot of sexy girls on the shift and not too many customers,…

Yea so Don costa has been around awhile, since i first went to a gogo as a mid teen in NWK. I went like 3 mos ago , and i can tell u it was…

I came here 3 different times within one week. To see if anything changed since the last time I was here 6 months ago. And the answer is no. Same boring music. Same stuck up…

Well, I did return to the Playhouse in January. I had reported from visits last summer and in October that the club is much less entertaining than it had been. I've only ever visited when…

After several trips to Pure Passion I found the best time to go in order to have a good time and to not go broke. Tuesday nights is there Double-Up Tuesday special. Admission is basically…

So I decide to go away to Atlantic City for a few days. I always stop by the club and usually in the afternoon for the no cover charge. The cover is usually just $5…

After a slow night at Risqué Bristol, decided to take the drive a little further up the turnpike to Playhouse. I was talking to one of the patrons and he sold me on trying it…

I stopped in here on a weekday late afternoon. I have to say I was well entertained as I stayed for several hours. It's a smaller club with only one stage for dances.…

I dont know what these other folks talking about, but when i went, it was the shit. Im from Cleveland, Ohio and it got my attention as soon as i walked in. Not only the…

I went to BabyDolls and The Lodge a couple of weeks back. Babydolls is on Shady Trail near the lovefield airport. Parking was good and well lit. Cover was $7. Not bad. No wait to…

We went to the Men's Club in Houston to celebrate of our friends birthday. Arrived around 9:30, not that crowded. Good parking in a gated lot.Good looking girls mostly 8 and 9's. Bad day for…

I will start this off by saying I had some high hopes for this club reading some previous reviews. The club is in a strip mall and shares a small to medium parking lot…

Went to this strip club not knowing about it with my friends kn friday night. I didnt expect the place to he so lit . The girls were amazing if you're seeing youngstown standards all…

So...I came here with decent hopes that this upgrade would pan out. First off the remodel is fabulous, with very good lighting, music, and overall ambience. The dancers were very attractive although none…

My wife allows me to let her join me on my birthday month to the clubs. There is good feeling to be at a club with my lovely wife. This is the second time we…

Friends wanted to stop here on a slow weekday. Locals usually get in free. One thing I noticed upon entry, local friend was asked to show his car keys to verify that he drove us…

Visited on a Friday in mid-afternoon for the first time in a few months - no cover during the afternoon. Only six dancers working - rated them at 6-7 with one 9. Nothing much has…

This club is in a strip mall and I didn't see a sign for it. There was no cover. Actually, there was a girl right at the entrance who I thought wanted a cover, but…

If your an eastsider like me the Coli is always a solid place to stop by and have some affordable beers in an SC and see some hot girls dancing. I will say the place…

In Colorado for vacation and to check out the 420 scene, and might as well hit the strip clubs I was not looking forward to going to this place because I don't like the location…

Of all the places I have been to this is my favorite. Even when you pick the wrong dancer you can find the next dancer to beat your expectations. Dollar parade can hit your wallet…

I haven't been to Bare Assets in a while. The place is very nice with everything lit well enough to walk around without running into tables. Drinks are reasonable. It's a low key environment but very…

This is one of the best clubs I've ever visited, if not, the best. When you first walk in you are better by an enormous place. The girls are very good looking and…

I returned to Mario's after having written it off about 9 months ago because of pricing, distance from civilization, and the departure of a few of my favorite day time staff. Found myself driving by…

I stopped at Zachary's on a rainy Tuesday evening between 5:30 and 6:00. The place was rather dead for the amount of vehicles in the parking lot. Must have been the employees. I sat with…

This time at our week to Horseshoe, we had 3 people in my party. I was the big winner with literally just over 2k in my pocket. Again, I wasn't driving so against…

Million dollar might not have the best name around, but it did fill up a little on the weekend. Service and bartenders were quick and friendly for drinks. Most girls will offer extras, if you're…

It's been a while since I paid a visit to this club,so after our usual trip to HongKong and Adelita's we decided to check Bar Tropical.It was a Thursday night around 11pm,and the club seemed…

So been coming in and out of NYC for years, but never really ventured into any of the clubs. This club just happened to catch my attention, after doing a quick proximity search of what…

First visit in coupla mos. Buffet was very good. 5-8 rating on dancers. A dirty blond (natural) - her hair, not her bod, with absolutely stunning natural boobs (D''s) got my $35…

Made my way in on a Thursday evening.. lot was over half full. There were a surprising amount of dancers.. and the variety was nice. A few spinners, a few with sole…

This was my first visit to MV. I agree with most of the recent reviews on TUSCL. If it once was a great club, it isn't anymore. It wasn't terrible, but certainly not a must…

Location is a bit out of the way but not too far to be called isolated. The building is connected to little darlings which is a daytime establishment that serves alcoholic…

This place is literally located in the middle of nowhere. It is right off the exit of the highway. A lot of bikers (hence why I was introduced to it) ride the…

I went here on a Wednesday night from around 8pm - 11:30pm. There were 4 us who are not frequent club visitors. It was fairly busy, but there were enough girls staffed that we were…

The outside looks okay when you first pull in. There's a bar directly next door so you can have drinks before you go in. Beware there is no alcohol sold in this club. When you…

Came here on a Tuesday evening. Was in the area after work and have been wanting to check this place out. Club is pretty clean and fairly newly remodeled, definitely best choice for the area…

Made the treck to MB for our annual golf trip. Our first club stop was the DH. We had free passes that are readily available in the area. This is the middle of golf season…

Bright lights are impotent to penetrate the shadows of this space. Darkness clings to the walls and lurks under chairs, throbbing with suggestive malice. The room is cool and damp, like a rain storm recently…

I have often reviewed this club, with the last time being February. Done the description enough times so I won't do it again. As a fan of young (under 25) thin, all natural…

Ideal being a Tuesday night and not very busy but plenty of attractive dancers especially earlier around 10PM. I left about 1:15am and with Higgs stopped in briefly at Bandaids. BigTim "blew his wad" with…

Been to this club before and was in the area on a weekday afternoon and decided to slip in and give it another try. The best way I can describe the majority of the dancers…

This visit was on Feb 23. Been to Cherry several times and is seems to be hit or miss. In part I am usually there around lunch so that is psrt of…

This visit was on March 7. This was my 6th visit so I guess it is good enough to keep going back. I was hoping for some different girls, but no luck. Brunette…

The Penthouse does not have a cover charge before 6PM, and so I arrived around 1PM in the afternoon. I took an Uber, and so I did not pay for valet parking, which is…

Revel in its seediness I thought it was about time I checked out this club, so I stuffed my pockets with singles and twenties and headed over. My first impression of this club was that it looked…

This place is indeed a gem. I crossed The borders after parking my car In the parking lot on the US side. it is easier and safer for the car to go to tijuana on…

If you're ever stuck at LAX - this is a great place to wait it out. It is a quick ride from the airport through a seemingly rough neighborhood. Ten bucks…

I came here on an off night but decided o give it a try less girls than normal but it was fun, I seen 1 upset guy there but I guess he paid to…

Got off from work and I had that itch so I washed up to head out that evening. Got tied up with friends and family at a local stake house but I managed to get…

Decided to go to Charlies because i heard alot of the girls from King Henry 8 and Starz had moved to here. Unfortunately even tho it was a couple familiar faces they werent who i…