Reviews

I arrived a little before 9:00 and paid a cover of $10. Once you come in, they get more money for a single drink. Water was $7 plus tip. At this point, the waitress puts…

First time visit to deja vu and only went due to the $2 drinks on Tuesday. Had been to many other joints in Vegas and was tired of spending large cash for drinks, so…

Since Criket didn't open until after 7 on a Sunday and I arrived in Detroit earlier than expected, I thought I would give BTs another chance. Arrived before 6pm and used the mandatory valet.…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is another long, play-by-play, Papi Chulo review - thus skip-it if short on time/patience or if the subject-matter does not interest you (black-club) ---------- I will break-up this review into 4 sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III)…

I've actually been here many times but I will talk about my most recent visit. Non-VIPs: $60 bring a great time but choose wisely. There is a $5 cover on Friday and Saturday nights. I…

Look, Rhino is a great club if you go with right expectations. It is not cheap, but the overall club is something to behold if you haven't been before. The selection of girls covers the…

Arrived to my club after far too long and saw one of ATFs, Mackenzie, talking to a bouncer when I walked in. I gave her a hug and she remembered me from all of the…

Was traveling to boston for work and took a quick detour to PM off 95. It was a slow shift. I reached there about 2pm. Good mix of girls that suit my taste. Mostly latina…

I have only been here once (a Friday evening) at night. all other times i have been here in the afternoon. this is the club i go to most often when…

I should have known better. Drove past this place and my horniness got the better of me. Thinking with my dick, I flipped back around and headed into this place. I had read reviews before…

At first I was skeptical of this place, it seemed pricey from what I had heard. At night there's a $12 door fee and drinks are $7 and up. The cheapest dances start at $65…

Stopped by the HL needing a great time. Took an early flight in, no work till the next morning at 9. Straight to HL, for afternoon fun. No cover at the door,…

Went here on a Saturday night with a few friends for a bachelor party. The place is nice and the dancers are definitely thick so if you are an ass man this is the place…

So arrived on a Tuesday afternoon around 4:30pm. I believe they do dancer shift changes at about 5pm so I had the pick of the afternoon crew. About 4 dancers on hand. One Latino. Two…

Stopped by for a beer one evening, first time in this club. The clubs north of Tampa are much better mileage with full nude full contact. I was immediately scouted by a girl when I…

Have been going to Treasures for maybe 5-7 years now. Moved out of Houston a couple years ago and just recently had a chance to go back. I would say the talent there in…

Safari has been in business for quite a few years, and the building used to house Doc's Bar & Grill back in the 90's - mid 2000's. But now the place is closing and…

I've heard a few recent reports that Kings Wild has made some changes and hired some hot new dances. I found myself in the area on Friday night and decided to check into it.…

Was here on a recent Wednesday evening, arrived little after 7. I won't speak to much about the layout, most has already been discussed. Cover was $5. They have a current promo for $1 dom…

After my last visit mid July on a Thursday that was really good, I was feeling the need and stopped by again. I was a bit short of time so, I didn't stop by the…

I knew from earlier reviews this wasn't a nigh mileage club. But I decided to check it out since it has a reputation for attractive girls, and I figured Sunday is a gamble in most…

I’ve been to the The Runway a couple time in the afternoon in the past and never thought much of the place. I found myself in Hillsboro for a birthday on Friday evening and…

o I decided to pay a visit after some luck at the Horseshoe Casino. The place was not that busy. There have been many complaints about this club in the past year. I have to…

Was in town back in May and had a free evening. Went in on a Friday night a bit before midnight. Not too busy and had a decent selection of attractive ladies. Didn't stay on…

Went on Thur to the Pre Grand Opening Party.. Event was scheduled to start about 730 and I did not arrive till about 930. The parking lot is still a pot hole mess.…

After a couple of disappointing weekend visits, I returned to what had been working for me in the past - an early afternoon weekday visit. Arrived well before valet, so parked free of charge and entered…

Controversy is a very nice club. It does not look dingy inside or old at all. Typically on a given Saturday night there is usually between 6-10 girls. Most girls do not…

I was in Dallas for a couple of days and love to hit the strip clubs here since they are so much better than where I live in Arkansas. I hit BabyDolls and its a…

I went in on a Saturday nite around 9pm. There were about 7 dancers there and they were either talking with regulars of huddled together talking and laughing. Drinks are reasonably priced and…

I hadn't been to Atlantis since they raised the price of the dances. I was pleased to see the dancer quality is up. Tried the $100 room for the first time. Wish I had known…

After having an arguement with my girlfiend in Tijuana I decided to take a taxi to Hong Kong Club to cheer up. Wow, best thing I ever did! I entered the club, turned right, climbed…

I had stopped in this club on a weekday about noon, but did not have much time but was curious so the next time I was in town I stopped on a Saturday afternoon before…

Been coming here a while but the last couple of times, I left early because the girls seem to sit and chat up their regulars and the few that kept me coming back are no…

I decided to come in during the afternoon because I just wanted to see some titties with my beer. However I was not aware that there were only going to be a single pair on…

Not too bad of a place, although I was there on a dead night. Clearly, this place is good if you're a regular, because for the first hour, I could barely get any girls…

This was my first visit to a strop club, so bear that in mind. Traveling from out of state and had some buddies that suggested we go since I had never been. I was a…

Dropped by Friday night the place was full, but still with a good dancer to customer ratio. There was a $7 valet, $10 cover and $20 for a booth. The dancers are ok, there are a…

Seriously looks like someone put a pole in someone's basement. Interior is all wooden and doesn't really feel like the typical strip club atmosphere (maybe what you want, but me personally not really.) Girls…

Hadn't been in this place for a couple of months, and just a reminder of why really. Walked in around 10:30 on a Thursday night, and including employees there were 7 people there. 4 customers,…

I was in town on a Friday for a wedding on Saturday and had time to kill so I decided to try a club I hadn't gone to before. Took a cab from my hotel…

I hit Playmates on my way to Buffalo. I’ve been once before and had a good time so I was looking forward to another visit. This visit was on a Friday night about 8. I…

This place was nasty. In both good and bad ways. The place was dirty, the girls were not attractive. When I got there there were mostly some super skinny AA girls, and one gigantic white…

So I was looking for a place that had video poker to play and hopefully watch some girls dance unfortunately the video poker slots face the bar and a wall behind the bar so you…

I dropped into the Magic Lantern on a Wednesday evening about 6 pm on my way from Boston to Buffalo. The club is laid out like a bar on one side with a stage and…

After walking out of Madame Oar's (see my review), I found this place. The staff and dancers were very friendly and there was very little pressure to go private. Maybe because it was…

This was my first time in a strip club. The vibe was pretty chill when I walked into the club. The bouncers took my door fee and I walked in started to look around the…

OPENING THOUGHTS It's been a month since I had been able to make my way to my favorite Phoenix stomping grounds. I arrived early enough (8pm) to make sure I could get a table on…

Lipstick on a pig is still a pig. The joint sucks. It's tacky and terrible decor is suitable for the women working there. When did they get so old? The ladies I mean. Can't the…

Needed to blow of some steam and relax after a rough couple of weeks so headed in around 11 PM. Already had a good crowd but I was able to find a seat near, but…

Decided to go north from 75 this time on my sojourn to the east Florida coast, and after checking out Diamond Dolls for a spell (not my type of club), entered this club around 5…

One of my favorite spots in MB. I’ve been a reader for almost a year and writing first two reviews, it’s still worth it. I come here almost every Monday with a few coworkers after…

This was my first time visiting a club out west. It wasn't too bad of an experience. Cover was relatively cheap, I think it was 7 or 8$, I paid with a 10 and just…

I stopped by here early evening on saturday, and it was pretty dead. I should preface that by saying I stopped by friday afternoon, but didn't see a parking space, and didn't want to…

Stopped by Spyce at 7:15 on Wednesday. The door was locked an they still were not open. Finally I hear the door unlock and the guy lets me in. He didn’t charge…

I arrived mid afternoon. There were 3 dancers, 1 Caucasian, 1 possibly Hispanic, and 1 AA. There were about 1/2 dozen PL's all seated at the bar, I arrived with a friend and we sat…

My wife and I were on Fremont street and had talked for a while about going to a club, but she was definitely nervous about it. I didn't push and later she suggested we try…

I went there last Tuesday on my way home and it was closed for the first time. There was a sign posted on the outside that said a woman was killed ouside the club on…

Visited a friend here a few years back. Hadn't been back since. Stopped in to see if anything new. Not much changed. Took awhile for the bartender to reach me. I thought they used to…

Went to Scarlett's Friday night about 10:30. I was totally dissapointed in how dead it was for a Friday night. Six girls on rotation two were AA, 4 White, 1 AA/Latina Mix.…

Laid back place with dim lighting. They got some European women and Latinas and Blacks. Some of the girls are 6/10, some are 8/10. Overall the place has good value and the dances were a…

Ok, so last came in here about a month ago. Been coming here for years mainly because the dancer quality is pretty good and the back room is set up to let things get hands…

So a quick stop in during some errands on the east side. Not very busy, got in right before they raised the price at 7PM. Maybe 7-10 PL, but worse, seemed to be…

I've been going to the MBOT since 1999 and it has gradually gone down hill, somewhat due to dancer quality but also due to strange policies and pricing. I'm normally there at night but this…

The women here have the most acrobatic pole skills you'll ever see. You’ll see performers in all stages of contortion, in every position, and with every body part moving seemingly independently of the rest And This…

I come by here every few months or so just to make sure I'm not missing any diamonds in the rough. There was a time when this place was good for some afternoon fun, but…

I've been coming to "HC" Baltimore for at least five years and at least 4-6 times per year. It used to be really fun. Security, management, dancers, and staff made the entire experience quite pleasant.…

This place is huge even by Las Vegas standards. There were plenty of women, mostly spinner variety, and not a lot of silicone. Maybe it's me, but are strippers looking even more trashy?…

I went to the same location of where Lappers used to be but things have definitely changed. The place is under new ownership. The name of club is now The Krystal Cabaret. I…

There's a lot that's been said about the ambience of the place so I won't elaborate on that. Pretty diverse set of dancers always on the roster. Good thing is you will find 1-2 girls…

A friend of mine is a big fan of this place. Its topless so the guy very excited about it I guess. Its great to see the nipples. but in good bikini clubs, you'll see…

Stopped in last Friday evening around 9pm. There is a $5 cover charge but I used a vip pass from another club to receive free entry, First thing you notice when you walk in is…

So I was alerted by a friend of the opening of the old platimum horse/mars men club/evolution. Which now is Hush carbaret..I went with one of my guys and once we got there we paid…

Worked throught the lunch hour ans I was getting hungry, thought I'd stop in Arby"s and get a sandwich, but noticed that Hush was open. So I thought I woild check out the new club…

Hey there! here comes the live review.. Just came back from HL now... I went at 12 PM and the car parking was almost half full but when I went inside not much of crowd…

Figured I would swing by Henry's South has I was in town early Monday evening. Unfortunately they ended the power hour promotion at least for now so drinks were back to their overpriced selves. $6.75…

My first time in Charlotte with some buddies, and decided to visit the gold club. I am glad we went, we had a blast. I may not remember the whole night(a few too many drinks…

The Gold Club is a little hard to get to off 895 - you have to make a U turn on Pulaski Highway and know right when to turn or else do another U turn…

Late afternoon visit. Not many cars in the lot. No cover before 7. The layout has been described many times over. I will say this is a very large club and very upscale looking. The…

This review will be for Friday. So I decided to take a friend to visit follies day shift. We arrived around 3pm no cover charge just tip the jar. For a Friday day party the…

I got there about 12:20 noon No cover to get in at this time When I was living in Cleburne I would come in here every now and then, but I had not been to…

Ive been here a few times. Definitely not my favorite club in ABQ (TD Norths), but its okay to check out if the others arent hitting. Its not that big and they have some of…

I visited Fantasy Girls after visiting near by Spice House. It was much more active than Spice House with probably 5 or more dancers (I didn't get a good count). There were probably about 1…

As other reviewers have said this place is on the far northeast of town in a very small street. I missed the street and had to turn around. I parked and I was one of…

I've heard a lot of good things about The Criket, so I decided to give this club a try. I arrived on a Friday evening right around 9pm. The club itself is very easy to…

This place is good. Dancers are hot and you can touch them as long as you stay gentle. The place is crowded in the evening and something it can take a long time to get…

So I finally went back after a year of not going. The club looks and feels the same. You pay your entry fee ($15) in the front. They give you a thicker bracelet instead of…

I am a regular visitor to Browns and go most weeks. Now the English football season has just started the place was a lot busier than it has been in the summer months. A fairly…

Took off work an hour early to stop into the club. I got there around 3;30 and it wasn't busy at all. the regulars were they but there were 4 new girls that I haven't…

Was in the BP twice yesterday. The first time was just before the 4:00 shift change. Was able to catch Daisy, one of my favorites, before the end of her shift for a couple of…

First time here, I stopped in on a Saturday night around 10 pm, $5 cover, a few patrons at the bar and a group at a table in the back area, maybe 10-12 patrons total,…

Club Rouge may be my all-time favorite club. I was in town on business and went to Rouge on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday all around 8:00 ish. There was nobody at the door…

Came here after some Hard Rock gambling to spend some of my winnings. The first thing I noticed was the girl at the front door that takes the $10 cover was not in a very…

I went Friday night. Arriving at 11:45pm and leaving 2:30am. Club was busy with a number of attractive girls working. Pop drinks where free which surprised me. They run dance specials…

I decided to stop in on a saturday evening after being at KCs dugout around the corner and i can say that it seem to not have picked up yet because it was only the…

Went to BML for the first time last Friday. It's a little hard to get your bearings when you first get in because it is so dark. Found a seat near the middle of the…

Upon viewing the East of St Louis reviews, I decided to do blondies. I arrived around 4:30PM. Perhaps 6 women on shift. Ummm-- rated 3-6. I picked one, we chatted and…

First things first. Technically, this is not a strip club so no dancers. This place is an adult book store, with a theater and booths. On the night I went, they were…

This review is a summary of several visits over the past two months. I've probably been averaging one visit per week during this time, weekdays after work around 6 p.m. (No cover at this…

Someone once said the sign of insanity is doing something over and over and expecting a different result. That's how I felt when I went to Angel's this evening. I've reviewed this place…

Came in on a Friday night. Paid the 7 dollar entry fee and found a place in the back to sit. The place was dead. 2 people there. Made for awkward…