Reviews

The club is ok, for the nude clubs I prefer fantasy plaza and I will explain why. This club is fine for nudity, even good there. Everyone on stage gets naked, it is well lit,…

Maybe this place would be different on a Friday or Saturday night. I realize that Sunday night is the worst night to visit, but this was pretty bad. I walked in on a…

So I was out and stopped at each of the south side bars Thursday night. I got to this one last and was hoping it would break the bad string that was the previous 3…

Lots of innacurate reviews here. Drinks were not expensive, as others wrote. A beer was 6,000 pesos (US$ 2), or if you paid in US dollars it was $3. Other normal regular…

This place is cheap cheap cheap! You can get $1.50 drinks and there are .50 beers on certain days of the week. There are so many different girls to choose from. A lot of the…

it was decent club from what i heard about tampa. it was kind of smokey alot of black dancers which we liked . some girls didnt really pay attention to us even though it seemed…

Second time trying this place out. First off clubs in Orlando suck so bad you have to drive to either coast for decent action. I am more of a tampa visitor and with that being…

I use you come here a lot back in the day i.e approx 5 or so years ago. I use to have a lot of fun here!! Not just the dances but the overall…

So you can see from my previous reviews, I used to rave about this spot. Now it seems like what the last few post have said are somewhat true. I wasn't a regular but would…

It is a shame. This club to really take advantage of the IR disappointment, but it just doesn't. The market is looking for a replacement for the Inner Room experience. Not that…

Decided to check out the Carousel on the way home from another bar late at night, and the parking lot looked full, so I said why not? There was no charge at the door so…

When I'm on that side of Anaheim and feel rundown, Cali Girls tends to be the right kind of pick me up. If you just want to enjoy a few beers and some nice girls…

Took my semi-annual trip to Bottoms Up. The physical layout has been described in previous reviews so I will leave that out. As usual they have very few dancers there at one time. This club…

Small place, bikini bar, one stage. VIP isn't very private, there is a lounge with a few "booths". The ladies were nice. I'd say average strippers, thier bodies did show some wear and tare…

This report actually encompasses a Saturday and Monday visit. I won’t go into the layout or entrance fee as that has been well documented. This was the first time in my visits to this…

I haven't been to Alex's in years, so this was my first time seeing the revamped club. It looks nice. One stage in the center, a few small cocktail tables, a small bar, everything looks…

Dancers are mostly white and they play a lot of rock music. Topless, girls frequently put your head between thier tits. Girls are hot, good variety of ages, shapes, and sizes (don't know how…

My second occasion with Eboni - she is terrific! First thing she does is remove everything -- top and bottom. Then snuggles up real tight. She is a bit thin, but she…

This club is a good drive out of ottawa. A good 1/2 hr away from anywhere in the city, on Bank street. I wouldn’t mind the drive if it was worthwhile but Im…

Ok guys, this will be my last review on Rhino Rialto unless I really feel that I need to share. Like I said a few reviews back, I wanted to come see what the rest of…

This was my second time at Sapphire LV and boy was it verrrry different. My first visit was on a saturday night and the club was predictably packed with patrons and knockout dancers. During that…

This review is for a visit a few weeks ago. I haven't been able to write it up until now. I've visited a few times over the last several months and have generally had positive…

As stated before, the construction makes this place almost impossible to get to. I ended up having to go about 50 yards the wrong way on a one-way street. That apparently doesn't stop…

Been awhile since my last visit, wasn't quite sure what to expect. But man the quality of the dancers was fine! a couple I would rate 9-10, with a number of others 6-8.…

I have a favorite type - young, thin, pretty, and natural breasts. For Pandora's, that eliminates almost all the girls during the dayshift. But I occasionally visit just to see if there is someone…

Small place, pool table, semi private in the back. More of a small bar than a strip club. It was afternoon, so not too much excitement. However there was action to be had. Overall pretty…

This was my first time at Fantasy's On The Beach and it was a fun surprise. I've been to a couple of other places in Ft. Myers and they are ok but the girls…

If you like strip clubs with high mileage, this is your hangout spot in Wichita Falls. Lots of mutual touching, and if you find the right, girl you can definitely negotiate both inside and outside…

This place is comfortable like an old shoe. The latest rumor is there will be renovations coming after Christmas. I'll believe it when I see it. Still I've seen much worse in other cities. I…

I stopped by this place Thursday night around 6. ON Thursday they have a $2 drink specials all of their drinks except for top shelf. When I arrived there were about 5 girls dancing mostly…

Went in to the Bing for the first time in a while. The club has not changed physically. Also, still the same two drink rule instead of cover. Beer and other low alcohol drinks (ie.…

I was in the neighborhood so I thought I would do some navigating and find the place. If you're not from Pittsburgh, you wont understand that you cant draw a line from a to b…

I haven't been here in almost 2 years. Since my departure from Double Visions in June, I've mostly ranged close to home. (30 minute radius with occasional forays into the city) I called and asked to…

As the title says, Sassy's has quickly become one of my favorite clubs to visit in Portland. It doesn't look like much from the outside--in fact the barbed wire around the patio fence is downright uninviting--but…

Dropped by on Wednesday night around 8. I would say there were around 10 dancers working when I got there, but there must be a shift change around 9, because I saw another 10 or…

This club sets the bar for what a strip club should be in my mind. Tons of women there... If you can't find what you want, you're not looking at all. A wide age range,…

Hadn't been here for awhile, so I decided to check out their $10 Tuesday event. One of the best values in the Chicago land area for sure. Arrived around 11pm and it was a lot…

After a dismal visit to Leather and Lace Gastonia, I decided to stop by Leather and Lace South before heading back to the hotel. It’s in small building close to downtown Charlotte. It…

Based on Magicrat’s comment that Leather and Lace Gastonia was “down and dirty,” I had to make the 30 minute drive to check it out during my short visit to Charlotte. It sure looks…

I've been getting to the Lamplighter quite a bit lately and I'm not sure why. It doesn't really have all that much of a strip club vibe in the afternoon. It's more like a neighborhood…

Gold Club is located in a commercial area south of Charlotte. There was plenty of free parking out front. The building looks like its seen better days, but it doesn’t looks shabby—just looks like it…

I got done with business a little early, so I decided to stop by the Gentlemen’s Club before heading to the airport. It’s located in a strip mall behind some low end motels.…

Diamond Dolls is in my honest opinion, just like any other club in the South Florida area. Nothing about it stuck out to me except maybe a rude bartender. I simply had asked for “the…

Checked this place out late on a Saturday night. The area around the club is good and the parking lot was well lit. I had no concerns about leaving my car. I went in and was…

Maybe it's just me being picky, but this is 100% the grossest club I've ever had the pleasure of visiting. Walked in on a slow weekday night to see what kind of talent Worcester has…

Made a quick visit on a Friday not too far back. The usual vibe with the usual girls. Waitress looks new, kinda a curvy busty petite girl with dark hair and glasses.…

Stopped in at the Bare on Thursday and had a good time. I was surprised at how many girls were there on an afternoon- about 12 - and most were pretty sexy with…

The Dream On Saloon is on the outskirts of the Portland area. And it reflects upon the dancers, value, and decor of the club. I have visited it several times in the afternoon…

Though it may not be as "fresh" as some of the other clubs in the valley, they could seriously use a remodel. But they always have a good mix of girls. 2-3 definitely caught my…

Went to an old favorite the other day. Some of my favorites have moved on so it was time to test the waters again. The early shift has always had the reputation of be more…

First of all this is not a strip club, it is a bodyslide/happy ending place. I have been to a few of these places, and I like to avoid sitting in the lobby and…

The front door opens into a small bar area. Very small three stool bar. Two girls and a boyfriend were sitting at the stools, none of them looked up or offered me a seat. One…

I visited a week or so ago, about 4PM. There were about a dozen cars in the parking lot. I walked in and there was a cocktail waitress which I had not see before…

$20 to get in. No alcohol. Overpriced water and overpriced non-alcoholic drinks that don't even remotely taste like alcoholic drinks because... well... there's no alcohol in it. Now that we've gotten the cons out the…

I ended up at Flirts after a night at the casino. I had won a bit playing bj so I thought I’d try my luck at getting a bj in the strip club. There was…

The night was going great. Arrived with lots a friends for my brothers bachelor celebration. Giving singles left and right. I decided to pay for a private dance with a girl. As we're in there…

Early afternoon visit. Didn’t stay more than 30min. This club has always had a high percentage of black dancers. Nothing wrong with that. But today is was 100%. At least for my 30min visit. No…

This is hands down the best spot in Baltimore, although that isn't saying as much compared to other cities, from the perspective of the club itself, atmosphere and dancers. Visited late afternoon/early evening on the…

Visited Playhouse right as they opened at noon. Was impressed that the number of dancers was so high, considering it was just the start of their day. Was approached by all of them bar side…

I was in the area so I thought I'd stop by. I should have noted the nearly empty parking lot as a bad sign. Immediately hit with an unreasonable cover followed up with…

So I've been here a couple times now because I moved to the North Shore and there is nothing else for a degenerate like myself to do and I'm not going to the Cab. This place…

I've stopped by here several times over the last few months. I've had a really good time each time I went. The girls are very friendly and I personable and don't harass you like some…

Arr. 4:30 About 40 cars in lot, seemed to be less people inside. Ordered my usual club soda from a 40ish waitress who was only semi attractive/friendly Asked about…

Made another stop on a Friday afternoon. The place was crowded and it was difficult to find a table. I still think the number of dancers out numbered the customers though! After settling in and…

Haven’t been here in a few years, made a stop to sitting sanything had changed. Entered the usual way through the side door and paid the cover and purchased a drink. For those who haven’t…

I’m going to divide this review into two separate days, since I attended the Cheetah Thursday night and the following Friday afternoon, and both were somewhat different experiences. _________________________________________ Thursday Evening _________________________________________ The night was not over…

I went there with a couple of other females. We had a blast. The cover was $30, but it was BYOB. There was something about $50 for the VIP area upstairs, but…

Visited the Hole to find the selection of dancers has improved. Along with the regular, longer term entertainers, there were several new ladies who impressed me with their looks and style. Remi, Tia, Mercedes, and…

Decided to experience the school house one more time. Was glad I went and actually was "active" vs just observing. Again you walk in no cover before 1 am. Bathrooms are on left as you…

I stopped by after work on Tuesday. As I have mentioned before, the parking lot is a key tell - if there are plenty of spaces available, it’s probably better to go somewhere else. Going…

So I went to Rick's after dinner with very limited expectations based on other's reviews. I figured that given Rick's corporate reputation that it would be a solid representation of their brand. I had…

I got to the club around 4 pm. parking $5 valet in the lot. cover $5 at the door with pat down the club layout has not changed. the Saturday DJ was playing nothing but rap as usual. the…

If you are new to visiting Exclusive Lingerie or the business that does exactly the same thing, Chantilly Lace, diagonally across the street from Exclusive, make sure of your location right on the odd corner…

I was visiting the area around dinnertime and decided to check out Carnival first. Arriving at 5:30, there were zero girls working. "Shift change, pal." Hmm. I really didn't see this place as a…

First of all this place is very unknown. It’s right in the busy bar district of water street right next door to two popular bars and a pizza place. When you go in it’s a…

The club changed management a couple of months ago after the shooting outside. Louis is still behind the bar but there are a lot of new faces. I was told that they were working on…

So I've visited twice in the past 3 weeks. This review is from Friday 3 weeks ago. It was my first time in over a year since I've been here. Got there after work around…

This club was the closest to north Tucson, which is where I lived. One night after gambling a little, I decided to stop here on the way home. There was close to the…

Arrived around 1:30am cause they were open till 3am. It was packed and made it nearly impossible to get any attention of dancers. They were staying with regulars or guys they had already met. Because…

Based on my last visit, it seems like things have changed. First, I've noticed that now there are at least 3 or 4 dancers who spend the grand majority of their time on their cell…

I came here because I wanted to see it for myself. At one time this place was a after hours club where you bring your own bottle. That time there was like 100…

See previous review. Thick and tits was not here tonight. The girl that was here took me to the back immediately as I know what to expect from this place. This time…

I have gone to several other clubs in the North Jersey area. I have never complimented the boss prior to coming here. The talent here is very good and they are kind. Just like any…

I went back here after a while of taking a break from going to clubs and the place is pretty much the same. I sat at a corner table near one of the stages and…

I went here for the first time because I wanted to get a review in on this place and to check it out for myself. Once you park, no parking fee like one of…

I go here often enough because it is my local club. It’s nice enough inside and has that lovely strip club smell of cheap perfume when you walk in. The aroma of boobs... Anyway, the beer…

My friend and I decided to visit this club after leaving a nearby event early. It's located on the busy street in Elizabeth so parking street parking was a hassle. I wasn't alone…

I stopped in on a weekday afternoon so I wasn't expecting much. It's a big place with lots of seating and pool tables. Stopped at the bar and beer my drink was reasonably priced. Grabbed…

Decided on a little Providence Trifecta (CD, CF, CL) because I had the afternoon off and my favorite wasn't working at CD. On my second stop I walk through the door and sitting at the corner…

This was the very first club I ever went to so it holds a special place in my heart. A very nice, but plain dancer explain how the dances work. I ended up getting 3…

I went there on a Thursday evening at around 9pm. The receptionist was soft spoken and explained mutiple packages. I bought $25 package that covered a dance and entry fee. I bought a coke inside…

I think its no secrect this place is a glorified brothal. You walk in past the lapdance booths then its a huge room. Big sitting area around stage. If your there more then 3 min…

I arrived and sat down, ordered a drink. first, I wanted to seat by the semi-private area, at the end of the club when you walk in. but Rob, the manager, shouted that I had…

I walked in to the club and immediately noticed that it seems much darker than usual....you really have to struggle to see the girls on stage. I was told that they had a visit…

While Cheaters has been on my list to try for quite a while I finally got around to popping in on a recent trip to Inner Room from Orlando. No cover but also no…

Dancers were plenty by 7pm. But feel they don't understand Customer service. Not interested in entertaining me. Hardly would talk to me even tho I would tip and try to talk to them. Guess they…

This time I went with a buddy from work and, after parking in a quiet alcove across from the club, we found two seats together at the bar as traditional happy hour time hadn't yet…

This is a typical topless bar with a full bar and a large stage with two spinning poles a little too close to the edge of the stage. The girls varied greatly in quality from…

I was in Cocoa Beach to visit Inner Room as I usually try to when I get to Orlando or anywhere near there. But for quite a while I have been interested in checking…

The club is fairly clean. There is a normal cost to get in and one drink minimum. Dances are $20 for 5 minutes and VIP costs more but lots more privacy. Here there are definitely…