Reviews

Another monday afternoon at the cheetah. Its free lunch from 11-3 so why not go. The continuing downward trend of the dayshift ladies seems to be continuing. There are a few that are strictly there…

Okay... The usual first .... Safe parking and its in good neighborhood.... Close from i75 5 bucks to get in and beers are cheap. ... Everyone entering had to go thru metal detector which is for…

Location: 2-3 miles from downtown Stamford, easy free parking, super chill doorman who will shoot the shit with you for a bit while you're waiting on your friend to finish up a lapdance. I tend…

So after hearing a lot about it I decided to go check out Baby Dolls in Dallas. This is probably the highest volume club in DFW with a good amount of dancers even during day…

Stopped in around 10pm on a Tuesday several weeks ago. I believe the cover was $8. There might have been 6 dancers working, though "working" might be a generous description. Several were…

This place is a dump and may always be a dump...but it serves its purpose. Had an urge and took care of it at Lustys. Nasty stools, filthy restrooms, dirty VIP, lots of grinding, lots…

So this was my first time at the Hustler (that I can remember fully, lol), and my wifes first time ever in a gentlemans club. Security is top notch here, seems they have an…

I was out in Austin for business and stopped in after an early finish to my day around 3:30pm. After a $5 cover, I was quickly met by a waitress who asked if I needed…

Had some time to kill so decided to make a return vist here. I arrived in time to get free cover charge and proceeded to the dance area. Found A decent seat near the stage…

I went to the club about 3 on Tuesday January 2. I was surprised that the parking lot was almost full. The club was even more so with no tables available. There were some places…

arrived at 2pm the day after Christmas. club was dead, parking lot was half full, the good news - seats were readily available. none of the regular girls are there.. is this because it is the day…

Stopped by after a long hiatus from adult entertainment hoping that New Year's Day might have someone trying to pay off the holidays. I waited a bit hoping to see some old favorites but none…

Go-Go Girls is right on Allenby Rd in a good area of Tel Aviv. I walked to the club from my beachfront hotel in about 10 minutes. It was 11:30 PM, but I…

So this club is my second stop during my PA trip. I heard good reviews from my friends . So I cancelled my PA club visit and drove to NJ to give a try. Arrived…

Gallagher's has the largest variety of dancers I have ever seen in a club, and I don't mean that completely in a good way. They range from a few really beautiful dancers, some Latin…

I’ve been here a few times recently and I do like it. It’s a hole with cheap beer and, more often than not, very good-looking dancers, usually African-American women with tight little bellies and asses.…

The best part of my recent visit to Fantasies was seeing my girl Morgan who works on rare occasion. Still smoking body and amazing lap dances if the right bouncer is working the back.…

Went to Buck's Cabaret after being at Buck's Wild earlier in the night. The previous club was really good overall, but Buck's Cabaret was AWESOME. Paid $8 for a beer and a shot, so definitely…

It was a Saturday evening in late December and I had some time to kill before late dinner plans. I had read a lot about DD and its Top 40 status so I had to…

Didn't have much luck at Lil Darlings, so thought I would try this place next door. Had heard varying reveiws and figured what the heck. Paid my $15.00 cover and was surprised how big of a…

I went there in Nov on a Saturday when there was a feature. Went there just to see my ATF so the crowd was a bit annoying...but a large crowd nonetheless. Standing room…

In previous reviews I've written and those of others, there's been enough said of the decor inside. So I won't bore you. Fyi. On the internet, you can download a $10 admission coupon for the club.…

I think this place is fantastic. It's loud for sure, with constant lights, smoke and lasers ravaging your senses. But if you don't like that, then I ask, why are you in Miami? E11even strives…

I went just a few days after New Years so I figured it would be dead and I was right. 4 dancers on shift including 3 regulars that are always there. Just me and two…

I went there on a Tuesday at around 3pm, an hour after they opened. I first walked in and the club was completely dead, no girls on the stage or floor, no patrons. I took…

Not my first review of cowboys, but had been a while so I thought would give another one. I don't get a chance to stop in as much anymore and was passing through and thought…

This was my first time to this club. The parking was half fulll ans I paid $10 cover charge to a beaituful receptionist who greeted me nicely. When I went inside there were just around…

This was my first visit to Caddy. Started out the day at Desire, which is my regular spot, but wasn't into any of the dancers there, so I figured I'd try someplace new. Walked in…

Don’t know why I bother but I keep cumming back with hope the dancer quality will improve.....but no. The place itself is ok, decent large bar with “main” pole to your imidiate left…

Was in the area so decided to stop in with a couple of beers to see what was happening...They use to open at 12 but now it seems like 1 pm. When I got there…

Based on some promising recent reviews and rumors that the construction might be coming to an end, I thought I would drop in and see for myself how things looked these days. I was…

Stopped in here because I was in the area for work. I walked in. Two dancers sitting at a counter with the owner who collected $10. A third dancer was asleep under a blanket on…

During the summer of 2016 I traveled to Key West for a bachelor party. We were there for 3 nights, and naturally, we wanted to check out one of the local strip clubs.…

We came in with a couple of friends on a friday night and were dissapointed. Ambiance is ok, but there was only 4 girls working, none of them was very good-looking and they all looked…

I had not been in Dallas in several months and considered trying Bucks Wild for nude dancers. In the end, familiarity brought me back to Baby Dolls. I paid the nominal cover ($7) and got…

I keep trying this place on occasion because I know that a pretty good time can be had either with floor dances or back in the VIP if you are lucky enough to snag the…

Was in Cheetah Hallendale earlier in the day, then had to go to a business dinner. After the dinner, decided I wanted to try something new. The Good :…

It's a normal setup...main stage central in the room. The girls are generally pretty attractive, and do 3 song set. Lapdance room is private to the main room, but not private to the other patrons.…

The location of this club is more convenient for me than the other north shore options so I keep hoping to find a hidden gem or two here. Sadly the talent just doesn’t seem to…

I was passing by on Tuesday and decided to stop in at Riley's. First time here in over a year and only had about $80.00 on me but no cover since I got there a…

It's been probably about 5-6 months since my last trip up to The Players Club. I was able to sneak out with a buddy (who hasn't been to PC in about 18 months) on a…

Stopped in after striking out at Cassidy’s (only one girl on stage in the hour I was there). The place is not well marked despite being on the frontage road next to I-40.…

Walk in the front door, pass the door girls stand (there's still a tip jar but I've never seen anyone watching the door or been charged a cover to get in), the "VIP Room" (I've…

I was in the area and decided to stop by. The last time I was here I wasn't too impressed and it was the same for this visit as well. When I was walking in…

Given the opportunity to spend time in a club, do I want to experience what is sure to be new variety with hopes of great potential,..... or.... Go where I am just about certain…

I've been to Kittens 5 or so times since it opened and had never been all that impressed with the level of talent until this most recent Saturday night visit. I'd guess somewhere around 40+…

Still plenty of unattractive dancers here. Most, in fact, are too old or too unattractive to both. However, they do have a handful of 7-9s, that if you're patient, you'll get a turn with. There was this…

My partner and I stopped in to this joint just yesterday bc we were in the area and wanted to check it out bc we hadn't ever been to any of the clubs on this…

Stopped in Friday before Christmas for South's Christmas party. Been a few months since I was last there so I wantes to see if things has changed for the better. Being that it was the annual…

Dropped by early evening the Friday before Christmas. Another good time and another chance to check out a few dancers that I was not familiar with. What I like about this club is…

I made a few more trips to this club. I was pleased to have several women come by my table to either talk or to offer me a dance. One dancer asked me to buy…

When I walked in there were 4 or 5 dancers sitting together at the bar with 2 customers, and another 2 customers were sitting at the edge of this cluster. It made it difficult to…

Was in Porthole and just did not find what I was looking for there. So I headed over to DD"s. I wasn't there long, but got exactly what I wanted. Parked on the…

This place is your average club in terms of cleanliness. Drinks are of average price, I believe $4 beers and main bar is separate from main dance floor for people under 21. No cover. I…

This was one of my fav clubs and Ed not miss a visit while around Miami. The place has gone down quote a bit in the recent times. The decor, music etc are as great as…

I wrote a review about this place a couple of months ago after I had a splendid visit. But I have read numerous negative reviews about this place since so I wondered if…

Was in montreal on a business trip. Heard a bit regarding this interesting club so I decided what the hell and check it out. It's a bit away from the downtown area, but still within…

When I walked in, two of the dancers were actually on stage! I had not seen anyone on the small stage before. They were actually huddling around an electric heater, so unfortunately, not a performance…

The club was in good shape, a lot of your typicall Miami wanna be bad boy seen, a little ghetto for my taste. I am more of an Scarletts fan, but decided to give this…

Used to be body tapp, they have changed their name and renovated inside, they are now mansion cabaret. This place is awful! Tacky dancers, awful music, and a 15 plus minute wait on the bar.…

Went in for about an hour visit the other day. A few new faces, several Brazilian girls about 8 dancers total and about 6 customers. Girls did a 2 song set topless by the second.…

Saturday evening visit. Around 10 total dancers. 3 cute ones, 3 trolls, 3 ones that are nothing special. The club is set up with the stage in the center and seating all around with tables.…

Went by Sammy's a few weekends back with a friend visiting from out of town. It was his first time here, my third or so. There were not many patrons or dancers. We saw maybe a…

A monday in late December I had a great reason to spend the day at Scores and jumped on it. High quality drink options with terrific bartending. A change over…

Was in Montreal for the first time for business and heard about their legendary gentelmans clubs. Cab driver recommended this place. Glad we stopped in. Relatively small place with a single stage…

This place is usually pretty reliable for at least 4 or 5 girls worth getting a dance from, but tonight it wasn't really the case. Not really many girls caught my eye. Got a dance…

Visited on an off day not expecting much. A dingy spot from the outside but some quality talent within. “Pleasantly” surprised by the quality of the dancers. Don’t expect more for the price of vip…

It had been a wile since I was in the No. 5 - not much has changed. Same deal, professional dancers on stage - which typically do a very good job of entertaining everyone, usually…

Unless you are a regular then you want get much attention from the lady's. Spent some time at the bar. They do have a very cool smoking area that if you time it right you…

I was in Toronto for another business in early December, I'm usually in Mississauga and go to clubs in that area occasionaly - this time I was downtown and thought I would try something new…

The parking lot is behind the building, which hides patrons from prying eyes..... upon entering, the patron is left to find his way to what resembles the cashier stand at the Circle K. The cover…

Came by to see the feature dancer this night, I believe that they have a few per year. This is a juice bar so no alcohol is served but the dancers show off their pussies. Parking is…

I remember going to Wandas a few years ago and it being okay. I have fond memories of a particular dancer who had that cute/innocent vibe that I really go for. But when I went…

A buddy and I went in late Sunday night - we are both visiting Toronto on business. I always hear the Brass Rail is THE place to go to in Toronto, it's fine - we…

I revisited this place at the advice of a friend. To be honest I wasn't that impressed the first go around. The club seems to be for younger guys which isn't problem especially when it…

So I went into Talk of the Town on a Wednesday night, and he place was slow as hell. All the girls were sotting around playing with their phones and smoking cigarettes. One girl was…

So the club is finally back after a long renovation. I'll go over the changes starting with entry. The door is still the same, but when entering you will notice a lot of green lights.…

Sometimes you just want to go back in time, when life was simpler. When you were young and carefree, had few responsibilities and your whole life was in front of you, with much promise of…

I've been coming to HBs for day shift every few months for maybe the past three years. In that time, it feels like dancer quality on average has dropped marginally, with cover recently increasing from…

Visiting family is great and all, but I was in major need of a change of scenery on Christmas Eve eve. As the fam went to sleep, I slipped away for a first-time visit to…

So this includes my last couple of trips in the couple of weeks before Xmas. Trips were solo and with a couple of friends. Solo Trip- Was early afternoon around 3pm, headed to my favorite…

Visited the Coliseum a couple Thursdays ago. It was the night before their Xmas party so the club was all decked out. Got there around 10 and spotted this super young looking platinum blonde spinner.…

My ex-girlfriend worked at Visions for a few months, so I can tell you this place is on the up-and-up. Silk is a little more picky with their girls but they're that much more stuck-up.…

Please to see some new girls that were hot. Three latinas (Ada and two new). No Kimmy this trip, but another Asian cutie that was working the room for drinks and has…

It’s been awhile since I’ve been to the club. Went with some good friends for Bachelor/Bachelorette party. Was there for a little over an hour but had a good time. Got some dances from some…

Bad news: Dances are now $25 (up from $20) unless you get the promo (2 for $40). Good News: this strip club has a better roster of dancers than before. A few of the most…

Just providing a brief update since my last visit. Arrived here after Hollywood Nites closed at 3 AM. $20 is still the cover. This was new to me, but they were charging $10 for parking…

I visited this club three times in early December, a Thursday, Friday and Saturday (not necessarily in that order). I drove myself to the club, since I had rented a car out there.…

Back in Tampa for a quick visit! Stopped into Mons and was happy to see the talent was strong as ever. Cover is $20 at the door. The club itself has not…

Got there at 9:45 and there wasn't a lot of girls there. Cover was 10 bucks before 10pm. Wasn't expecting there to be on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. Bartender said more were coming later. I…

I visited the Hugger a few weeks ago on a Tuesday evening. The almost empty parking lot should have been a tip that this was an off night. Got inside and there were only 6…

Been a while since I last reviewed Fantasys, though I continue to visit every few weeks. There isn't a lot to add to earlier reviews: this is a somewhat expensive club with a small but…

When will I learn? Every time I want to give this place a chance it disappoints. Maybe i'm not coming at the right time but when I visited on a Wednesday night around 7pm…

Stopped on a recent Saturday afternoon, which I used to enjoy. Weather was very cold, so the club was basically empty (a few customers), so perhaps this was not a great time to judge.…

Went with a couple of my mates and we had a good time. Go us a tour and they showed off the whole place. One of my mates disappeared for 2 hours with a girl…

Located in an industrial area in Mississauga. It's close to a major intersection and really easy to locate. The receptionist is friendly and pleasant and for the most part the reception area is clean. There…

While the exterior is relatively humdrum, this is quite a gem in industrial Mississauga. A 30 minute session (door fee and girl fee) is C$140 or roughly US$112 currently. You can't even get 15 minutes…

Had nothing to do on New Year's day so I decided to stop by the club for some entertainment. When I pulled into the parking lot only 3 cars were present, so I thought no…

Back to an old favorite for the first time in a long time (holiday visit in the area). I wasn't expecting much of the bar or the entertainment. The facility, furnishings and bartender remain the…

Walked in about 2am on NYE. The place was very dark and busy. The bouncer assigns seats and from my corner it was hard to see the stage. I'm not sure about other clubs in…