Reviews

After a dismal experience at Lucky's and ODG, I arrived at Lusty's around 7:30 pm. About 6 dancers in all, with 2 that only appealed to me. One was white dancer, super skinny, w/ black…

Been here once before and had a good experience so thought I’d try it again. Parking is tight and there are a couple of Strip Clubs in front and next door. There’s also an adult…

If you've been to an FKK in Europe, you'll know what I'm talking about - gorgeous women walking around nude - all you have to do is introduce yourself and get them all to yourself…

I went there with a friend and it was okay at best. We didn't get much attention since we were not regulars . Even though we were tipping the girls and talking with them while…

Arrived about midnight and although the lot was full, almost nobody inside. Two dancers on shift, a barmaid, and 3 bouncers. $7 cover. Dancers were both white girls, younger tall blond with…

In order for a review to actually be useful, I feel like sometimes you need to clarify your perspective or attitude first. Strip clubs are an only-when-I-travel thing, so my visits tend to be…

I walked in and payed the cover $5. When you walk in it is a bit dingy. Needs to be updated. Lighting of the club was ok. I went around 8pm no thug factor at…

Nothing much has changed with Leopards since my last visit (which was several years ago). The place still looks exactly the same. It is clean and has a local vibe. I guess that is why…

This club used to be THE club for the urban scene. It's been in a ton of songs, music videos, etc. Unfortunately that's in the past and probably won't be back. The club is right off…

HBs is almost a weekly place for me, so I have a few regulars. Tuesday my blond haired curvy polish girl in her blue and black lingerie was there. We went for the…

I go, have a drink and get lap dances. Girls are pretty open and free willing. Things happen in the VIP. VIP is a decent price at 180 for 30 min, can’t find…

Nothing to do on a Thursday and found myself in the far east side. Stopped by Dreams for a spell around 10pm. Parking lot was pretty empty, but I figured more selection for me. Walked…

This is not a strip club. The place is like a renovated "auto shop", 2 dancers and the hostess was one of the dancers the other was in her 40's. There's no…

The facilities are as described in other reviews. The girls were cute, and a couple of them I would say were 9 or 10. I was approached about 10 times by different girls asking if…

Stopped in here a couple of times over the past few weeks to check things out. Would rate this as arguably a top 4 or 5 club on the Block, though that's not saying much…

So after the disastrous visit to Flashdance Friday, I’m passing by Ultra and decide to give it a shot. Been a long time, different day of the week (albeit the day before Easter). I step in,…

This was my first time with at a strip club in Knoxville. I could say that it was a below average experience. So the Dancers. The girls were looking good. Only saw one that was…

I went back to Showcase last friday. Parking is in a private lot and is safe enough. I paid $30 to enter and the place was packed beyond belief. I didnt like that I was…

Stopped by Treasure club around 5:00 PM on a Thursday . There is no cover during the day after ID check , and beer was $4.25 for a draft . Only three dancers were working…

I've been reading the review of PH for a while and so when I realized I had a day to kill between work in Baltimore and needing to be in NY, I saw my shot…

So after being disappointed by the laws and liquor in the state of Washington... (Mind you I am from Houston, texas) I actually was quite surprised by this place. When you first walk in…

....but I was passing by and it seemed like a good idea at the time. After the crash and burn I last reported, I was in the neighborhood and thought maybe last time was a fluke.…

Stopped in the club after a long absence. Valet parking was up to $6. But there is on the street parking. A lot of new waitress it seems that they have…

I've never really had a bad time at PT's. I enjoy the music, which is basically a mix of rock, country, and hip hop. It's loud, but its a club, but it's not so loud…

I finally had a chance to drop into The Playhouse in the evening. All of my other visits have been daytime detours, on my way north or south through Jersey. This visit was…

I went a couple weeks ago, it was about 9pm. Upon entering it was fairly dead, I sat at the bar a Chinese girl came up, she had braces which threw me off but had…

I decided to TOFTT and stop by Mystique on my way from work today to do some recon. Got the patdown by security, this being brpt and all. Went in, ordered a drink at the bar…

I heard rumors that the club was recently sold. As I was in SF for business two weeks ago, I decided I had to make it in before any changes. As usual, the walk through…

I went in a Friday afternoon on my way home from work. The place is very small. There were 3 dancers all older but very nice. They were also a bit thick. Beer was 4…

Wanted to check out this location for a while and got to recently. 10 cover and no alcohol. 4 for water. One blonde and one brunette working at the time of my visit…

This place likes to throw a lot of rules at you before you step inside. Big sign about no baggy pants at door. Inside there was 1 blonde on stage and 1 customer, but i…

This place is gross. If you have no standards or want to get laid here then fine. But the women are nasty and the club is too. They are all clearly on drugs, you see…

Hot hot girls. On the outside I thought I was in NY or something. It's all about the promotional items and that is it. The girls as pretty as they are might…

So this is my first trip to my go to club this year. Now by no means am i a regular here, but ive managed to find a few go to dancers who i see…

So I have been going into the cricket once or maybe twice a month for the last year or so. Up until a few months ago, I can say I genuinely enjoyed my visits.…

Paid a visit after nearly a year and was happy to find that the quality has not dropped. Didn't see any of the regulars from a year back but understandable as it was a Wednesday.…

its was 2 month my last visit, the place was not crowded, about 10 customers and 30 dancers, i left at 6pm , it was getting crowded then. had a…

I found myself in north Phoenix on a recent Friday evening so I decided to make a stop into The Candy Store. I arrived around 10pm, parking was pretty full, I took that as…

Happened to be in Guelph on business om a Tuesday afternoon so decided to check this institution out. Despite being a regular of the multiple Trinity clubs just down the road in Mississauga I had…

My visit was pretty standard for daytime BML. Five dancers, mostly 6s. Four AA and one white. Four customers. Three songs for $46. Happy with the outcome. The dancer I chose welcomed me back. I didn’t…

Hush seems to be struggling. Afternoon hours have been cut. Hush now opens at 5 PM every day. Also closed on Sundays which indicates slow traffic. Anyway, went on a Thursday…

From what I heard eaves dropping the regulars comments, the owner passed away and his daughter is now running the place. The daughter is the attractive day time bartender. Stopped in early evening, two dancers…

Words Can Not Truly Describe This Place And Do It The Justice It Both Deserves....and Tries To Escape. I'm not so sure of what I can put here that hasn't been put here before. I don't…

This review is from a Friday visit a few weeks ago. Watched the msu game w some buddies and we decided to hit up the club after. Got there around 11. Parked with the valet…

I visited UC early afternoon for lunch and again that night about 7 PM. Lunch time is very slow usually. Wednesdays and Fridays are busier since they have a buffet on those days. I ordered…

First off I forgot that San Antonio is a pasties city. I can’t knock the club for that but the girls might as well just wear a bikini top since the pasties cover pretty much…

Strokers. It's not that bad. It's just not that many places you can sit in and get a decent dance. I get there around midnight and I see my friend Carmel dancing on…

I usually don’t come in on Sundays but I was running some errands and decided to stop by. After driving in front I decided to make a u-turn and visit the strip Joint Pomona on…

Stopped in for the first time in awhile. It was a little more crowded than I expected for a late Wednesday afternoon. 7 or 8 patrons and 8 or 10 girls. The…

Wow Dayton is done for me. Off my stop list. Had been here once before and it was OK. Nothing great but worth a second chance. As described its a small club with a pool…

Stopped by after the casino and it is a small club but the women at teh door are friendly and take care of the place. Sat around the small stage for a 2.5 laps…

The good thing about this place is it has a locals vibe and you do not feel like you are being hustled like at many of the tourist traps. No cover charge, dances are $20…

So I had a great session with Candy, I am usually a repeat client of Star but lately it seems she has been “off” and in a rush with sessions lately. So I decided to…

Headed up 95 during the afternoon, no better thing to do than get out of the traffic and kick back for an hour here. Came in, got a serious pat down and wanting, paid my…

I didn't have much time on a Friday afternoon, but I had business in Round Rock and opportunity knocked. It was maybe three years since I last made it to P10. The club…

Went there Tuesday, and enjoyed the whole atmosphere. It's clean, well arranged, plentiful seating, lots of gals "7" or better! A decent separate VIP area, friendly hosts & dancers. There are 2 stages. And they are…

Went to New Locomotion on a Sunday night not knowing what to expect. It sits in an industrial type area not too far from the airport with not much else nearby. The inside…

I was driving through town and decided to give this a try. Ok place in side but they have no staff. One girl was multitasking as Bartender, DJ, Kitchen Help and Den mother. She had…

I had another business trip to Birmingham and I wanted to go back to Medusa’s. This was the first strip club I went to when I started the hobby and it ruined every other club…

I'm walking through Times Square because reasons and free time, and some guy is handing out a free admission pass to get in, so why not check this place out, right? It's a trap. There's a…

So I made my way down to HK. Since the flights are fairly cheap to SD if you book them early enough. Flew down SD, went to my hotel, and hung around San Diego until…

Since last December I must’ve stopped in about five times. Unbelievably I never have a dance which I went in for. They charge you $15 to get in, $10 if you text a…

a buddy and i decided to stop here a little before 5 this past saturday. since the roster of girls would be the same the entire day and evening we opted to go early. a…

I've laid out the club details before so I will hit some key points from a Fri night visit around midnight, Sun evening visit around 830p, and a Thurs afternoon visit. All quite different experiences,…

Showed up at Coli at 12:45 on a Friday night, had spent most of the night at Flight Club and after getting zero attention from the dancers there I texted my ATF to see if…

Club blaze is in a bit of an isolated location, in an industrial area. Not much else going on around there. There is plenty of parking, but it's a strip club, so you know they…

A few of my buddies had been here before, this was my first time. The 8 of us went to the Bullpen next door to grab a few drinks prior. We got into…

This is a very clean club if you can ever say a strip club is clean.. Door is usually $10 sometimes you can slide in for “free” if you tip the door girl. There are…

I was driving route 6 back from the Providence area at about 7:00 pm on a Wednesday evening. It was snowing lightly in the Willimantic area. I was a within a few minutes…

Well there isn’t much to be said that hasn’t been said about this place. It’s a place to go if you live by just to have a night out with friends. There isn’t a VIP…

This is pretty much the only club I go to when I'm in KC. The women are friendly, beautiful, and on Fridays and Saturdays, plentiful. I like to show up just after shift change (7…

I arrived mid afternoon. The parking lot was nearly empty and I didn't expect much activity . I waited for a little bit to let my eyes adjust and went to the bar and ordered…

I used to come during the day shift but the “newer” girls come during the evening or at least more selection. The front of the lot was full but ample parking along the side…

Generally the entry fee is not $30 in my experience but perhaps since I came late they raised it a little. No worries since I was expecting a good time inside and I got for…

Haven’t been back awhile, missed Bebe. Wanted to see if she is still around. She’s the older MILF type, with face and boobs much younger than her age. I was used to the K-bar type girls…

A few things have changed at the dollhouse. Dances are $25 during the day instead of $20. They switched brands of water and now charge $4.50. They have also started doing girl on girl sets…

The bar comes across kind of like a townie watering hole, but everyone seemed to be having fun... even the girls. I use the term girls loosely, because most of them were probably late 40'5…

I spent a Tuesday strip clubbing. I visited both Uptown Cabaret (review to follow) and the Gold Club. I went in the GC around 1:30 pm. There were maybe 5-6 girls, couple white girls, the…

So my wife and I went here for her cousins birthday party on a Saturday night around 11pm or so. We went in the parking lot surrounding the club and it was full. So we…

So I went last evening and saw Messina. She is not a bad looking lady and has a nice size tits ( enhanced but very Nice). She seemed very nice and pleasant with me but…

After my failure of a visit at Centerfolds in Worcester I figured I would try Mario’s. I arrived at approximately 1:30 pm on a Saturday. Upon arrival I counted about 15 cars in…

If you set your expectations pretty low you may get a surprise. But don't hold your breath. Toured Louie's on a two different nights recently as I bounced from spot to spot in the area.…

Same old Lamplighter. I’m a day shift guy and it’s a neighborhood bar, guys get off work throughout the afternoon, stop in for 2fer specials on beer. Mix of ethnicities, ages and work backgrounds, based…

Lace is great! I usually have to wait for my wife to go out of town so I can get over there - but it's worth the wait. This place usually doesn't start getting busy…

I was at J's twice in the last week or so. Once on a Sunday evening and again on Wednesday night. The pros about this place is that it is very chill. Def more bar…

2nd time visit this place after their remodel. The doorman was nice and gave me the names of 2 girls working. He said I could go to the bar to have a drink first before…

So after trying this place during the evening I read reviews about more dancers and the quality of dancers on the afternoon shift. Well glad I went in. Got there did not have to pay…

with almost every tv in the place tuned onto a sports game hong kong seems more like a sportsbar (kinda like a hooters with a twist) than a stripclub sometimes. i'm quite sure i missed…

I go to Virginia frequently on business but I've been told that this Roanoke club is literally the only club in the entire state that is worthwhile. Finally my travels took me to Roanoke for…

Hadn’t been back here in years but the boys voted and FD’s it was for the night. Nyc cover charge at 9 pm, checked our coats, a few >$10 beers later and off the…

I guess I can understand how this place stays open. Is known for lots of extras in VIP. Place is really depressing. Always is poorly lit(maybe so you won't notice how seedy place is and…

This was my first visit since the "remodel." The remodel doesn't look like it was much. Just conversion of the old private dance area to more little cubicles by removing the larger dance/show…

Club Bristol is a great place to hang out, just as long as you come at the right time. Got to check around 5pm and the place was busy. A few girls were working the…

Stopped here Friday, afternoon, I was on the East side of PHX looking at projects and said why not. If you never been, this is probaby the nicest club in the valley, upscale, ect...By…

This is the only club in Sarasota area. The club has happy hours untill 7.00 which includes two for one dances and 2 dollar entry fee. cheetah is a big club with two bars but…

This club has three stages with four dancers each so when you walk in the sheer volume of naked women dancing can be a little overwhelming. Add to that even more naked women dancing…

I was driving on the Mass Turnpike and figured I would make a quick detour to Centerfolds. I arrived at 12:30 which is an hour and a half after opening. There were about…

Like some of the other places in Stone Park/Melrose Park, Bobby's is more bar than club. Louie's, J's, Bobby's and Carl's are also like this. I am overdue for visits to the full fledged SCs…

So the place has free parking cheap cover and nice facilities... Even if you are hungry food is not all that bad... Considering you are in Michigan and not east or west coast the place…

I had grown tired of my other favorite clubs in the OC (granted, the pickings here are slim), so I decided to go 45 minutes out of my way and visit TJs. Went in on…