Reviews

When I lived near New Orleans I went almost exclusively to the black clubs in New Orleans East. As a result, I developed a preference for AA dancers. Also, the last time I…

Visited back in February. Originally I was going to Cabaret which is around the corner, but when I got there around 10 pm it was close which is odd. So I decide to check out…

I had never been to Charlotte before so when a work thing came up there I turned to tuscl for recon. Since I like chill, divey spots with AA, Candi Cabaret was the go-to place…

Arrived at the Pony around 11pm...no line as usual, that's one of the good things about the Pony. Parking is easy and cheap. Paid the cover charge and walked around inside a bit, just to…

I decided to stop by with a couple of friends on a recent Friday night around 9:30. We took our chances and parked on the street in the bad area. There was a cover…

Stopped by the cloud on way home from Philly club. I had had a draining dance with an atf, but wanted to check out cloud again. I still had enough $ for a 15 min,…

This club is just about average in a lot of ways, but I do think it is spendy compared to some of the other strip clubs I have been in. I believe there is no…

I have not been here in a long, long time, and dont think ill be back in a while. Takes forever for me to get here from my crib. The outside and parking…

So I wanted to give Pink Poodle a second chance after my last visit. It’s not that it was the worst trip I’ve ever been to, it just didn’t impress me enough to have me…

Came back in, once again on a Sunday. Sat at the front row as I usually do, and wasn’t long before a girl sat down to chat me up and shit got weird quick. I’m…

Stopped in on a weekend a couple of weeks ago. It was my first visit in a long while. It wasn't crowded at all, but it was still early. Hopefully it got…

I was in town for the night and wanted to hit a club and see some naked women. I didn't have high hopes for a Nashville club or a chain but it was the best…

Very nice atmosphere. Mostly attractive girls. Only 1 girl on 1 stage. I know how it works in Vegas, however, I wish there were more on display. I know opinions vary but just like all…

Decided to drop in on Oasis on my way back from Athens. (Wrote a review for Toppers for those interested) I haven't been to Oasis for a long time. The parking lot…

Arrived about 5:30, having parked on the US side and walked across the border. There are a number of parking lots on the USA side, but most said they closed at 7pm. I did not…

Came in with a group of friends for a night out. For the most part it was fun. There were a lot of dancers to choose from but not much variety in terms of looks.…

Was in Athens for a business meeting and decided the yearly visit to Toppers was in order. The small group I was with arrived a little after 9pm. There were several ladies standing…

I walked in and was carded by the doorman. It seemed like there were only two girls that were working at the time even though it was approaching 7:00 pm. 2 girl kept…

I practically pass Purple Orchid on my commute most days, so I have been interested in checking it out for several weeks. This week I got my chance to visit. Parking was easy, though there were…

It’s been about a year since I have been to PTs. From a layout perspective not much has changed. Multiple stages, but due to slow afternoon only one was active.…

I have been here a couple times but everytime. I seem to leave dissatisfied. Because if you want more girls I’d rather go to synn. If I want more mileage. I’ll go to paradise. So…

Went about 11:30 on a Tuesday night after getting into town. Decent number of girls for the crowd. The club was not very busy. Over all looks of the girls were ok a few were…

My last visit to the rhino was unsatisfying to say the least. I was passing through on my way to cincinatti and was anxious the entire hour prior to reaching the club because of what…

In my previous review of Paper Moon Springfield, I said that I might try out one of the expensive lap dance options just to see if it was worth the money and report back. Well, I…

I used to go to this place years ago and recently moved back to the area and have gone to this place a couple times this year. But there are plenty of girls, mostly skinny…

I've seen ads for Vivid around Houston, but never really thought about checking it out until I saw Jennifer White was a feature dancer. I love me some Jennifer White, so I thought I'd sop…

The club was a little dirty. There was only 4-5 dancers. The guys threw money but you could tell that they knew the dancers personally. The drinks were a decent price. I dont think they…

My girlfriend and I stopped by here one evening after a long day on a work trip. The cover charge was $10 which is pretty reasonable and typical for a lot of strip clubs I’ve…

Sugar is so hit and miss. There are a lot of dancers who could watch the 3 or so girls that are making $$$. If those girls are locked down might as well enjoy…

I’m not too happy to write this review because Synn has always been amazing imo and I’m only talking about this place on Thursday nights. But I will NEVER go back on Thursday nights. Way…

I've been to the Gold Club many times over the last 4 years. It's the best club in Memphis, IMO (not that that's saying much). I usually go in the after-work hours (5-7, surprisingly lame)…

You better be ready to open your wallets but it will be worth it. I was here with some friends after a night of drinking and the bouncer had no issue letting us in even…

This club has on OK vibe, not uncomfortable. After paying the cover I settled in to get the lay of the land. Being a Sunday evening it was not very busy, there were maybe 6-10…

It's been a long time since I've been in striking distance of Follies and I jumped at the chance to revisit it when the opportunity came. Have to say my memories have been enhanced…

Arrived a little after 5. Place was pretty slow. Bartender was attentive as soon as i walked in. Most of the girls were sitting the the corner on their phones.They had 2 girls on stage,…

I haven't been to cheerleaders in a long time and decided to try it! Went on a Wednesday and was hoping to try their half priced champagne rooms. First up, I didn't expect the club…

Ricks is one of those hit or miss clubs. Some days are amazing and some days you walk right out. The night shift can be very busy however and the best looking girls…

My brother and I stopped in on a Friday evening at about 7 pm. Admittedly, this may have been a little early but it was our first stop of the night. Walking in, the club…

Have visited this place a couple of times. The thing about this place is its decent enough to be called a gentlemans club but nothing really fancy. Being someone who is used to the atlanta…

I went here on a Friday night and there were a pretty decent amount of people here. There weren't very many places to sit and the main room where the stage is is pretty small…

Decided to mix it up on weekend and give pony a shot. I normally go to follies during day time and tats at night time if I'm in a club mood in ATL. Someone…

Tucked in behind a truck stop and a motel 6, almost didnt think they were open as that signage falling apart. New hours 8pm till 3(ish) am. $5 cover, sodas $1, couldnt tell…

After getting off work and seeing how much traffic there was, I decided to beat traffic by grabbing a beer and possibly getting a 2 for 1 lapper. No cover at 5 pm. Music was…

BELAX has delivered, each and every time. Rarely do you walk in and not have at least 10 girls, and most walk around nude. BELAX offers consistent dance specials, and if they know you, you…

Been to SR off and on for the past ten years, very much a hit and miss experience. Over the years, dancers change, some come and go, some stay, new ones roll in. The afternoons…

I don't know if this was just an off night or if something is starting to slide at this club. Visited after being away for a few months and was initially glad to see that…

I’ve made frequent trips here usually during weekday afternoons after work when i used to work nearby. The talent a few years back used to be good. Seems like the talent is going downhill. Mostly…

I think the title says it all, but I will try to elaborate. This visit sucked. There were six thick Latina girls and nothing else. A few who were also a bit…

i have gone by 3 times in the lasy few weeks and they have been closed. This has been around 6pm each time. No cars or activity outside. Not sure whats to…

So my lady and i went with one of her friends who had never been to a strip club and was bi-curious. Probably my 4th or 5th time here over a several year…

This place is always so hit or miss. Last time I reviewed it in January it was a hit, but the crew was mostly a miss this time. As a cost and logistics…

Bandaids 5/10/18 7:30-8PM Only a few customers and dancers most were barely attracted to me - most were tied up with regulars and some would have no interest in. Stood at the floor dance entry…

Sugar 44 Thurs 6:30-7:15pm Well, just like last few visits, only about five customers in stage area and dancers either standing talking by the DJ or with their it seemed known guys. Two guys…

The Rama is the best club in NJ. Pretty girls with a variety of shapes and ethnicity, friendly and no dollar parade. The lap dance room is reasonably priced and songs are a…

I'm not quite a regular at Mickeys, every couple of months for a cheap and reliable thrill. ... On this Saturday night, the place was unusually busy, about 8-10 customers, some playing pool, some…

I have already been to this club twice when visiting vegas! Both times were really fun. The club has 2 stories with full liquor bars on each floor. I think this is the only club…

This was my first visit there. I've passed by enumerable amount of times. Tap outs at Bogart's and Henry's (an exceptional horrendous visit there) had me decide on the Vert, while on my…

Made my first visit to King Street on a Thursday night. The club is by far the nicest facility in Charleston, very nicely decorated with an upscale feel. The dancers are overall very…

$10 cover and $5 drink required (juice or soda). Saturday’s in the spring/summer seem to be busy as far as lots of different girls. I’m guessing 20-30 throughout the evening. Dances are quoted at $30.…

Not a whole lot going on in Lafayette. Decided to check out Dancers. Okay crowd, most of the patrons were concentrated at the bar or at the tables near the back of the club. There…

Visited PW this past Saturday and arrived at 9pm. Went to the bar and ordered the usual vodka special but was shocked when the bartender told me $8.50! She said this club no longer has…

I visited Dancers this past Monday around 11:15 am. I paid a $3 cover and sat at the bar. I was one of the first customers to arrive so it was quiet. Soon after the…

Was in the area for work for a few days and decided to stop by in the evening to check it out Only 3 dancers visible when I got there. Bartender was hottest girl there which…

Wow. What a disappointing visit. To be right up front, i was hoping to see Monroe but she was nowhere to be found. Again. Does she have a solid work schedule? I was…

Seems like I am becoming a regular at TMC now, visited late afternoon on a friday hoping to catch some regulars but none of them were there. Paid the cover and went in, the stage…

Haven't been to the Tacoma Deja Vu for a few months, decided to give it a try. Used a $10 off coupon from the Internet so admission was $10. 6 girls working -…

Only one of 2 clubs in Augusta. My visit like others before was nothing exceptional. Door charge of 10 and then you enter a small dance room with 3 small stages. Early evening only…

I went to the club on a Thursday night, and it was packed. I was shocked by how hot the girls were compared to the other clubs I had visited. There are multiple stages and…

There is no cover and there is also no VIP area. However during the day there are less people and some dark corners in the front and back of the club where you csn…

I came to crazy girls to scope it out to see if I would like to work there and it’s a nice establishment. There were a lot of girls as it was amateur night, but…

Back in San Diego. Overdid the Hong Kong and Swiss FK clubs. Long story, but i have scaled way back for a while. Wound up in the Shearton Four Points about 1 block away.…

Went to marios on a Thursday afternoon hoping to see jewels as I have heard good things about her. Of course my luck she wasn't there! About 10 dancers on and ones I can remember…

Arrived at the club for the afternoon shift. $2 parking and no cover or Pat down. First thing I noticed is this place is fuckin dark. Took a minute for my eyes to adjust but…

I will preface this to say that I only spent about 30 minutes at Visions. As many have said the parking lot is tiny, but I was able to get a spot. As you walk…

Parking lot had a few cars in it went in and was surprised only one other customer in the bar. Walked in used the bathroom first which are unisex and not clean. Should’ve left but…

Always enjoy visiting Atlantis but made the mistake of coming by too early on Sunday. Like most other Philadelphia clubs Atlantis opens at 3pm on Sundays. I arrived close to 330 to find only one…

Hadn't been to Skinn in over a year, but I had fun. Walked in just after noon and it was pretty dead. One custie, a regular, nursing a beer and watching rugby on TV. Three…

I have visited a Diamond Dolls in South Florida once and this is a little different. The outside of the club was being worked on by a crew so I missed it when arriving. I…

stopped in around 1:30pm or so. The club is nice and very bright inside oddly enough. I got a red bull for $5 and took a seat the non stage side of the bar in…

This place has changed. Atmosphere is not what it used to be. The place is small. It is very intimate. Chairs are comfortable. Lap dances are 40 which is expensive…

Seems Frankie Jr. got rid of the $10 dances. Looks like 2 for 1's on Monday all day, and afternoons on Tue, Wed and Sun. Same old faces and bodies with some new ones. Mr…

I USUALLY go around 1230pm. If you get there any earlier it will most likely be empty. Ill grab a beer for about 4 dollars and head over to the area just past the bathroom…

Was bored on a Thursday night and hadn't been to Chicas in a while. Took the uber and went inside. If you aren't into Latinas this place is not for you. I'm…

So I had some spare time and thought for some reason I would try this club again. I have been several times over the years and it just keeps going downhill. They used to have…

I always enjoy La Pearl/Outer Space. Been visiting here for many years and it's come to be like family. I'm a white customer in a predominantly Black neighborhood. I have NEVER felt anything but…

Vics is exactly as described. bring 80 bucks and you'll walk out 30 minutes later with change and a smile. It's an afternoon place, but that's ok because I probably don't want…

I should point out, first, that the ratings above are relative to the SF strip club dayshift scene, which is what it is best compared against. Those of you in different states, or even…

I was recently arrived from out of town to visit friends but had some time to kill before they got off work. I stopped in around 4pm. There was a decent sized crowd…

Being the traveler that I am, I spotted this place a few times. Well, on this one afternoon I decided to stop in. It’s a run down sex shop with a galore of dildos and…

If your looking for flash and high impact The Pic is not your space. If you're looking for laid back and comfortable you'll enjoy your time here. There can be a wide range of dancer…

Went to Jimmy's while I was in town on business. Since i formerly lived in Alabama I have been to the place a few times more than usual and was hoping that not much had…

I stopped by here for dayshift to check it out. I walked right in no charge and approached the bar to get a drink. I seen maybe 5 dancers all sitting around together at the…

Spent a week vacationing in South Fla a few weeks back and I have always come to Scarlett's while in town. Got there just after 10pm and cover was $10 as per usual, club had…

Was in city and decided to pay a visit after my lunch time. Street parking was easy to find. Paid the meter and walked down. No cover during day. Got a expensive bottle of water.…

Evening entrance before 6:30 PM didn't have a cover charge. Bar is located to the right once you enter, and some chairs with small tables surround an elevated platform that's a stage. There is a…

I've been to Flashdancers dozens of times. The best time to go, as with most strip clubs, is between midnight and closing on Thu/Fri/Sat. However, I recently went at midnight on a Tuesday and it…

It has been awhile since I've last visited Treasure club, more new girls recently, but a few familiar faces such as Kimmy. Before 6:30 PM there's no cover charge, and girls will differ based on…

I used to live in the same county that this place was in so I used to visit from time to time. I've since moved away and hadn't been here for more than about 4-5…

I went to this place because it was close to where I was meeting someone. I'm glad I did. First of all no cover for the afternoon before, I think its 5 pm, so that…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon, you've all read the about the clubs layout and what it looks like so I wont bore you with those details. It was about 1pm and there were…