Reviews

Small club located off strip. Don't expect to see more then 5 girls working, but this is all about value. Girls are super friendly, no cover, and bar will take care of you. I mean strong…

Some of the girls are nice and have fit bodies or a little curvy without too much cellulose showing, but London clubs don't have a lot of contact on basic dances. You can chat…

So it’s been a few months since our last visit. This time was AWFUL. previously we had multiple girls come to talk to us and always chat us up on stage. We went in with…

Was on my way to The Treasure Club when I decided to stop in to check it Mirage. Since I always seen the big purple neon sign but never visited. Paid $10…

Well this past Saturday night I was out with a female friend, had some dinner in a bistro, in SoBe, then after taking her home it was fairly early so I decided to check out…

Decided to hit the club up late around 2am since i was bored at the crib. I pretty much know what im getting in fuegos at this point. This place used to be stellar back…

Dancers are always attractive enough (no less than 7's) so there seems to be some standard with hiring which is nice to see. Lots of talent which I can appreciate. The locals seem to treat…

Made a sooner than expected return trip to SoFL, so of course......I had to stop at my favorite pressure release..the Porthole! It was weird because I got there later than I normally do, so I…

For the managers of Adelitas, La Malquerida is their high end club--while Valentina Bar is their version of Las Chavelas. A fair warning though, you will only see 2 or 3 girls working here…

After reading the reviews, I decided to check out Scarlett's after spending the evening in Ybor. Got in around 12:30 and payed the $15 cover and 5 mandatory coke. There were about a dozen guys…

So so coworkers and I always make jokes about going here for lunch. Well we finally went and grabbed dinner their. The food is rather mediocre, but who goes for the food. The dancers were…

Firstly, the turn into the parking lot from the slip road is a blink-and-you-will-miss-it kind of dip in the sidewalk right before the building itself. It is a sharp turn as well. You…

Fare Arlington is a mid-sized club in somewhat disrepair. The parking lot is uneven. The entrance curves unnecessarily around a counter for the coat check girl. The seats are all decades old,…

I have been to this club several times. This is my favorite club in Philly. I parked my car in front parking lot which is free. Security guard at the front door asked for id,…

I love Bucks. The club has 5 stages and they work to keep in clean. There are cabanas lining most of it, so being a VIP is highly recommended. The VIP area has an…

I finally gave The Lido Room in NYC a try recently. I was intrigued by some of the reviews here and had been meaning to visit NYC anyway so it made sense for me to…

I am not going to get into a lot of the facilities of this club as they are well reviewed. However, Diamond Dolls does seem to be evolving, slowly but surely there have been some noticeable…

Visited this many times before. But this review is only for my last visit. This time I wanted to try half an hour private dance. It is $ 287 when you use credit card.…

I walked in about 4:00 on a Tuesday. As always, free parking out front. There was no cover charge—not even anyone sitting at the counter by the door. I believe they start…

I’ve only been dancing for a month and Peyton’s was my first club. The girls are surprisingly attractive for a dive and the owners and bouncers have been friendly. Lots of big booty latinas…

I was given All the hype about Mons when I moved down here and I always raised my friends with a mention of The Spearmint Rhino in Vegas, the gold standard. Anything that could come…

About a month back I got back to the EB after a winter away. My NE old reliable. Unfortunately "old" as well as "reliable" are operative words. Seems like many of the afternoon dancers, some…

I still love this club. Mostly because of the music. It's the only place you can go and not have to listen to rap all night. Table dances are affordable at $10, just good enough…

Usual Saturday afternoon visit. The operating myth around these parts is that summer slows down the club activity here. As Lee Corso might say, 'Not so fast, my friends." Certainly started off slow for business…

This was my first time coming to this club, and in fact to preference this review, my first time in a Northern California club. I’ve been to a few in Vegas and SoCal, so keep…

Went in on the Sunday night of Memorial Day weekend thinking this might be a "second Saturday" for the long weekend. It wasn't. It was the usual low-key Sunday night at Choice. So-so line-up of…

All of the girls, waitresses and the patrons were very friendly. Ample free parking in the parking lot behind the club. Signs were posted - 24 hour surveillance. I felt very safe walking from…

It's been almost a year since I last tried Flamingo and not much has changed. I arrived about 9:30 on a Saturday night when many other clubs would be packed and instead there were just…

I don't know what happened, but Sat night has gone down hill. I went after 2 months and was little disappointed, the dance is now $25 in the dance booth, and $40 in the…

On my final night of a week's vacation in L.A., I decided to give Skin a try. Checking its reviews, I knew the pricing was on the high end, but many reviews raved about how…

It was my last night of a week's vacation in lovely western L.A. and I needed to see and feel some lovely skin after days of seeing the young beauties on the beaches and sidewalks…

On a recent trip to SoCal with my wife to discuss music plans for a movie with a composer friend, we walked across at PedWest and took a taxi to the south end of Revolution…

Popped in here early evening for the first time. Cover charge and VIP wristband purchase a little pricey. This is a BYOB club so I had water- a bit expensive but if you're…

Been here many times now, and my latest visit was pretty standard. The lapdance room's proximity to the DJ booth can be unnerving sometimes, and it can be annoying to have some dude trying…

Been here plenty of times. Convenient to the airport and a good way to wait out traffic. Stopped in around happy hour. Only one girl dancing at a time. Was seeing…

Not a lot to add here to what has been covered by many reviews preceding this. Other than perhaps to confirm that GGR is still the go-to club in this area. I…

Back to my favorite club. Not crowded nor deserted on a weekday night. About 7-8 girls and an equal number of patrons. Got a beer at the bar and eyed the stage from a distance.…

I went Spearmint Rhino on Memorial Day weekend with a friend. Was hoping it would be poppin’ since it was a holiday and all but, it ended up being somewhat boring. My friend really wanted…

first... walking into mexico. i park a bit North at one of the trolley stops and ride the trolley to the end of the line in San ysidro. parking is free where I park. only…

The place was 10 to get in. 20 to get into "VIP" each time. The VIP is pointless. It is literally upstairs where nobody else but the bouncer guy is. You give him 20 each…

I’ve reviewed this club before so I won’t go into the layout. Nothing has changed in that respect anyway. Got here at about 10. $5 cover. 6.5 buy one get one on beer. Talent has…

Xposed is a club I used to come to years ago, and it doesn't feel like a whole hell of a lot has changed. The parking lot is crowded and feels a little sketchy.…

Came here on a Friday night, I had been to other clubs in the area such as spearmint rhino, synn and deja vu. This club on the outside was packed, had to drive around and…

Came here after having a few drinks at another bar in the area. This place has a good amount of parking and is in an industrial area. Guy at the front tells me there is a six…

The strip club scene in Washington DC is terrible. The glory days are long gone and it’s depressing. My inbox gets pretty stuffed with users messaging me about the best places to go and I…

Made my first visit in almost a year this past Friday evening. I arrived around 7:45 and left after the 10pm feature. As expected the club was dead when I arrived and never really got…

I visit here a few times a year and this time I stayed the night at the hotel so I could take my time and sample a couple women. The two experiences couldn't have been…

Decided to visit the Bird on a Monday, which is usually when this club is the most dead. Arrived a little past 8, not many dancers on shift but a few others arrived shortly after…

This was my second time going to Xoticas, now having lived in the RGV (Rio Grande Valley) for the past 6 weeks. The club is right next to a Taco Bell off the freeway. Parking…

This visit was better than my first. The cover is $5 with an invitation to purchase VIP upfront. Not knowing if it was worth it I declined. Upon reflection I would buy it next time.…

Another review of my former local club, which is now not so local but close enough that I can infrequently visit: To reiterate a description of the club’s layout, I particularly enjoy the design of this…

So I read lot of reviews of this place here and wanted to try it firsthand. $10 to park , $5 +tip to enter. So far so good. Enter and you will get in smoke filled,…

I was back in Vegas and went to my favorite club, the CB. I usually go there early afternoon when the place doesn't have a lot of guys but quite a few girls who are…

I went to Cheetah's twice, in the hopes that the second (later) visit was more worthwhile than the first one. My hopes were not fulfilled. I went there on a Friday at 11:30 am. The…

Went there one Wednesday night after work(Around 8:30 PM). Greeted by a girl at the front counter. The cover was $20 and included access to both the lower level stage area and upper level…

It’s been years since I’ve been to this club, over 20, so I was curious to see if it had changed any. I have been to clubs around the United States and I would say…

I was in Cedar Rapids on May 8 and had some time in the evening. Based on reviews of the three clubs in the city, I chose to try Woody's. The name is cute. I…

The club was in an industrial park. There was plenty of parking and the place seemed secure. The cover charge was $20 but the place is BYOB so you don’t get killed…

As I travel to the bay I am making my way through the clubs. DD seem to have a lot on offer from other reviews. I like "real" women, but I think the…

Chicago area clubs suck! There’s just not enough hot dancers. They’re just not good entertainers or we can do things we want. Therers a few cute ones but have attitude issues as if they’re in…

This club is located right in the city of boston. Easy to get to by public transportation and there is also a parking lot / garage near by. It is right next to the glass…

Spent a little bit of time here on a Thursday night when I was in the neighborhood. Surprisingly decent despite it being in Bristol. Nice, well lit, on-site parking. Metal detectors at the front entrance.…

This was my first day shift experience and it was underwhelming. I’ve been going to this club for several years, in sporadic intervals. At night, I’ve had hits and misses, but this day…

So, I stopped by the PC this week. I went on a Friday night -- this is very uncommon for me as I prefer the more low-key weeknights. Well, this Friday was more…

I had not been to JRs in a while and decided to see if the place was still open. Sure enough it was so paid the cover for water/espresso to see what girls were New…

went there on a tuesday afternoon. the girl at the front told me it was $20 to get in and I was about to live when the police officer doing the security told me it…

I stopped by a second time on my way south on Tuesday after Memorial Day. The club was nearly empty except for 6 or 7 eye-catching ladies. I started cycling though single lap dance…

I must say this place is definitely one of the best if not the best clubs in the area. The girls are incredibly hot! I’ve had the best lap dances ever there, there is one…

Friday night so i was expecting lots of hotties but little disappointed. The club was crowded though. $30 for admission? Way too much not surprisingly they’re asking $60 lap dance for a single song...maybe it…

I did my homework and saw that Synn usually has about 20 girls during the day on Fridays according to their roll call. So I got to the SC at about 5:30. There…

CH used to be my favorite SFO club 10 years back. Now, since I live in the area, I pop in once every six months or so. As many have said it already on this…

I went to this place on a Thursday night around 10:30pm. I paid the $20 cover. This included a free soft drink. Inside, there were maybe two or three other guys in…

Scores is the only strip club worth going to in Baltimore. It is classy with beautiful and sweet girls, good bartenders and staff and generally good prices for food/drinks/dances. I've been coming in here the…

On a trip to Detroit last week, I decided to stop in to FC right from the airport, with the idea of staying an hour, then leaving for my hotel to check in then hit…

Went on a saturday night. There were about 15 or so customers and maybe 5 dancers. Drinks were well priced, i think a bottle of bud was $3. Only two of the dancers made there…

Looks like they painted the outside entrance, other than that an adding a walk-in cooler not much has changed. It's a little strange at lunch and diner time to stop here. People and families going…

As has been mentioned in a previous review this is not a strip club it's a swingers club. You must fill out a application online and be approved before you can get in. There is…

Just went to cab on Friday night 5 dancers full nude. Stage dim on 4 of 10. Got 2 aggressive dances $20 x 2 from older experienced dancer. Got the message that anything goes for…

Enter the Chaindog. Friday night should be the best line up right? The Varsity, The " A " list? Well no not at all. Came in about 8:30 north of 1400 bucks in my…

This is a report on two visits, one on a Monday evening and the second on a Friday late afternoon/early evening ten days later. Bergedorf is a suburb 20 minutes from central Hamburg on the…

Made a bit of an impromptu visit to Flight Club yesterday Friday afternoon. Same $8 valet parking which you pay when you leave. Arrived around 3:30 so no cover. Was greeted by…

Had the afternoon off so decided to stop by Candi for a few dances. The parking lot in the back is rather small and it was full with the exception of one spot on…

Went here one afternoon after work. Seemed like they would try to have you go with the first girl you are introduced to, but asking for the line up definitely paid off as a…

Dropped by my favorite DC club, Good Guys. It’s a very well managed spot. No cover. Many free parking spaces on the street. Attractive dancers consistently get fully nude on 3 stages. Love the one-way…

Club is clean, nice and easy going. I was there in the early evening and left 9:30pm. When I was leaving that's when people start to come in. $16.50 includes a drink. I just got…

Came in for a night of sinful fun. They were having a special, $3 for 40, and I decided to partake with one girl. Her name was Chanel and oh my gosh she had the…

I had the rare opportunity to be driving through Jacksonville, and was glad to spend some time with my TUSCL friend, Eve, visiting a couple of clubs I hadn't been to, Wackos and Sinsations.…

I had the rare opportunity to be driving through Jacksonville, and was glad to spend some time with my TUSCL friend, Eve, visiting a couple of clubs I hadn't been to, Wackos and Sinsations.…

I went there on a rainy afternoon during the week. Much to my surprise there were a few dancers there! Jordan was very beautiful and very nice and did a great dance but had to…

So don't plan a trip to Jen's right now... they're closed until June 13th for maintenance, according to a sign on the door. Guess it's off to the Club around the corner for this guy...…

This was my first time back at Penthouse since they reopened. Same doormen, same bathroom troll , no sports or news on big screens, not crowded , and a good mix of dancers.…

Went to EI the Sunday of Memorial Day weekend. Things started out slow for me, when this big plop her backside in my lap. Not only was the lap dance weak, her backside stink.…

Came in around 8 on Saturday night. Cover and all that has already been covered. Girls were hammering me about dances. Only a couple other guys in the club and neither went for dances the…

This was our first trip back to our favorite club since they shut down. We can speculate as to why, but, whatever. We typically go early evening, so no cover. The day shift…

First off, this is more of a story than a review, but I will still include a lot of details about the club and atmosphere. Some pertinent details: 1. This is the newest club I'm…

Got to the PC after midnight. Place is still largely the same except most of the girls are new. Same $10 cover including first nonalcoholic drink. This is a nude place so alcohol cannot be…

I’m gonna be out front in my review, and say the girls were, for the most part, very hot. Very friendly they were very nice. There was one girl who was probably a bit…

I used to be a regular at the Melrose Park bars, but after several disappointing outing, decided to give this place a try. Like the other bars, it can be hot or miss here.…

In summary, Brad’s Brass Flamingo is a very decent strip club, featuring mostly attractive dancers (no fuglies and no 10’s), cheap drinks and admission, reasonable dance prices, low hustle vibe, and a wide variety of…

Made a trip to Lusty's around 1:00 on my most recent visit to Akron. I hadn't been there on my last couple so wanted to see what was new. Nothing has changed. It is still…