Reviews

The Panama City clubs have always been a little beyond my "after midnight" travel comfort factor, but a slow night in my area pushed me to make the trek. I had done some reconnaissance (online)…

If you are looking for extras, it might be worth a visit. It's in a sketchy area but it seemed safe enough in the club. I was passing through the area on business and had read…

I found myself with a day and night to kill in SD and decided to make a return trip to Tijuana to visit HK. Last time I was there, I just stayed for a few…

Man, i have been really slowing it down on the trips to the HL. my self-imposed embargo had to end, so this past Monday (early afternoon) i drove into the HL easy, safe parking I walked right in…

This is the old Take One that opened as One a few months back after Take One had been closed for a year+ if I remember correctly. They did some cosmetic improvements to the club but…

I saw Isadora for the first time upon my last visit to GGR. She is a relatively tall, Brazilian blonde with a nice rack and curvy ass and legs. I got several lap dances from…

Stopped by on a Sunday night. The place wasn’t really crowded at all. I’d say about 10-12 dancers working. No alcohol so I had a soda and watched the Cavs game. Got a few lds…

Went in around 1030pm. Lots of girls and a decent amount of guys. Grabbed a mediocre dance from a cutie named Lily and a few very satisfying dances from Stella. Then I met a lady…

So I did well at a casino on Freemont St, and thought I would press my luck a little bit more. So I knowingly asked a cab driver to take me to LDs.…

I flew in for a business trip remembering this club from a couple years earlier. I arrived at about 7PM. It was slightly better than I remember. The facade has drastically changed.…

I was in Waterloo for work and went to Flirts. I also went to Fantasy earlier that night. Please see my review of that club. Flirts is a nice looking club, but things have changed…

I have been to this club a number of times. It has been over a year since my last visit, so I wanted to give everyone an update. I arrived after 8:00pm on a Thursday…

This review is from a while ago. Went on a sunday night around 1am. Parked in a big parking lot right around the corner, which is free at night. Neighborhood does not look too safe,…

Well this was one of my best visits at my local "dive" club. First off the "parking" area can only hold about twenty cars, so it was just dumb luck that got me a…

Hadn't been in hb for a while so figured i would check them out. Parking lot is still gravel but less potholes, i think. $15 cover but you can text them to get in…

Upon my arrival to Atlanta (literally after picking me up from the airport), my friends brought me to the Clermont Lounge (They insisted it was a "thing I had to do" when visiting ATL for…

Went on a Thursday night after a bad experience at Synn across the street. On this trip 50% off cover using yelp which includes the drink. I’m a regular here so I’m…

I just moved to Houston and I wanted to check out a stripclub close to my hotel, playmates was about 12 miles away. Being new to Houston I would not have found it without…

First time at Porthole and didn’t disappoint. Thanks to Papi and many others I felt like I knew what i was doing and what to expect. Showed up around 530 after some fun 95…

I've been here before. Tonight may have been an off night but let me share my experience. I called for their shuttle around 7pm. They were prompt in picking me up by 7:30.…

From reviews seen on these forums, it seems like most of these girls are down to do whatever but things seem to be changing. I walked into the place around 3 in the afternoon and…

In town on business. Needed to eat and wanted to hit a club - killed two birds with one stone. I took the convenience shuttle from my hotel and it was probably about 8:30 when…

there were about 6 or 7 other guys in the bar and about 5 dancers. i got table dances from 4 different girls all gave good grind and 3 of them gave some stick shifting.…

Went here for the first time in a very long time. There is no sign outside except for a temporary "banner" near the door. Inside, it's much the same as when it was…

I checked out Vixens on a recent Friday night. Cover charge was $5. There were 3 cute girls, but the rest weren't very attractive. I got a table dance from one of them for $10,…

As everyone knows Vics is ultra high mileage and thankfully they have private booths now. Use caution though as some of these girls may have HIV Aids, they FS for $30 dollars! On my last…

I was told that this was one of the classier to visit while I was in Chicago Heights for business. I was able to get in for free with a coupon from their web…

I’d admit I got there a little early but it was an hour after it opened so I thought it was worth the risk. Walked in, not as dark as some clubs, mostly old…

I never know what to expect here. I've never been here when the place has been high energy or crowded. I walk in tonight and a dancer is at a table with her…

As the previous reviewer states the clubs around here are pretty high priced. A club within walking distance has $40 one way contact lap dances. Sometimes I go there first for the eye…

Paper Moon is a club I've visited on and off for quite a while. It has been up and down over that period, but now it seems like they are on a downward…

Winston clubs are getting hard to afford. Savannah's at least offers 2 4 1s with some frequency. At $40 per song, it takes no time to run up a bill that breaks my…

friend i used to work with have kept touch since i left. we meet once a month for eats and then head off to the club of the month we both agree to visit. this…

Only a few dancers, most not that attractive and not that interesting. One looker glued to a regular and/or money guy. Basically I had to coax talent (if you could call it that) to my…

I hadn't been here in about a year and when I came back this time it seemed like the club is going through a rough patch. Almost all the girls were on the heavy…

I hadn't been here for a couple years when it had a different name but was driving by on my way home and decided to stop. I think it looked a little different than what…

The club is fairly clean, restroom is a little small and rundown. Music was loud, but not terrible. The music seemed like it was hooked up to an ipod or playlist, no real DJ. The…

So I was on old National this past Sunday and decided to stop in at eye candy. I usually stop here for a few drinks and a couple of dances before heading to work. At…

I can't help but love this place every time I go. Some people have gripes with the fact 99% of the girls are enhanced in some way but frankly I couldn't give a damn about…

I was on my semi annual visit to Phoenix. After reading several reviews I was expecting a much different situation from my last visit. I can definitely confirm that there were many more…

Stopped by Bogie's a couple of Saturdays ago around 630, just kind of happened that I ended up there at shift change. Day shift leftovers at that point were brutal - the old short blonde…

This was my first visit to a strip club and boy was it fun! So I went in around 6:30 and sat at a table near wall ordered drinks. A few girls came my way…

Well, i put all 4 of these here because not much was happening.... and figure if you are going to the block you will see this anyway for the other establishments. Started off at the Pussy…

Stopped by for lunch, which is my usual starting point in baltimore... 3 gals dancing... 2 were not my type (overweight) one was pretty good. None really did an erotic dance, just walked…

Stopped in here last Saturday night around midnight. The places had a lot of people in it but was big enough where you didn’t feel the crowd. Parking was $5 and a $20 cover charge…

Stopped by Bogie's a couple of Saturdays ago around 630, just kind of happened that I ended up there at shift change. Day shift leftovers at that point were brutal - the old short blonde…

Went to the club around 8 before the standard 10 door fee and got beer for 4.The club had a main stage with 2 girls rotating after about 4 songs. Saw a tall blond with…

In town for business and staying downtown, so Blush was the closest place within easy walking distance of my hotel. It was game 1 of the NHL playoffs, so the downtown area was pretty…

I've been here for beers and conversation in the past and figured to give it another try. The place is clean enough, a bit old and has that mild bleach detergent aroma. It is what…

This was my last night in Pensacola and after checking out the clubs there the previous two days, I hit the road and drive an hour to find Matador Club in Valparaiso. I've read that…

We got there early and it was pretty dead. Dipped out and came back it got crowded. One of the waiter told me the better shift starts at 4PM. I noticed that there…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is another kinda long-winded Papi Chulo review of a black club thus the usual disclaimer to skip if short on time/patience and/or the subject-matter does interest you ---------- I have reviewed Vegas Cabaret (VC) before thus…

Is this place a strip club or a straight up brothel? First off it's in a residential neighborhood in a bit so nice part of Jersey. Good luck finding parking on the same street or…

I tried this local club out for the first time the other day since I had a little time to kill after getting out of work early. It was the middle of the afternoon…

Saw my first unicorn. Came in the early afternoon. Grabbed a beer and sat in my usual spot. Then i saw a unicorn. This dark haired, spinner type. Never saw her there before. Found out…

Le girls has a great selection of dancers. Decent mix of ethnicities and body types. You will probably be able to find your type. Girls range from no touching to offering bjs in the VIP,…

Similar review to many others, I suspect. Monday evening visit, so the club was pretty slow. The facilities themselves were upgraded a year or two ago--the regular LD booths are in the back and much…

First time back in over a year. Not much has changed. They moved the cash register to the opposite side of stage. Same price for drinks $14. No entrance fee before 8. There were 4…

The $5 cover fee till 7pm is what brought me here with my friends. We had an entire table for ourselves. The club is very classy with a lot of dancers on a Friday evening.…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon to get out of the heat and just chill for a bit. Free cover during the day shift M-T (Friday, think its before 3pm). Got my water…

First time back in over a year. Not much has changed. They moved the cash register to the opposite side of stage. Same price for drinks $14. No entrance fee before 8. There were 4…

I decided to pay this club a visit based upon its previous history of hosting feature dancers like Alexis Love and Jenna Jamison. The club layout is fairly modern inside but not exactly flashy from…

Hadn’t visited this club in a while the cover has gone up since last time I came,after 10pm it jumps to $15. It was a wednesday so the place was slow but there were some…

I stopped by Monday evening cuz I had nothing better to do. Very few customers in the club when I walked in but still plenty of dances around at least for the few people in…

Gold Club Centerfolds is considered the gold standard of Sacramento, and may even be one of the best regarded clubs in all of Northern CA. That said, I was turned off by the club because…

I had not been here since November 2017. Parking was still $8 +$2, $10 Entry Fee and $10 Beer with Tip. Once the season starts, I roll into Detroit on average every 6-8 weeks or…

I visited the Paper Doll on a Saturday around 10 pm. It is a large, clean club with a large stage. There were only 8 to 10 customers there when I arrived.…

First, who told the giant white girl she should dance and who the fuck hired her? Second, the food sucked. I had a burger and fries. Fries were better than average. The burger was crap. Third, get…

Was in Detroit area and made my 2nd visit to Criket. My first visit was last June. Was impressed with the place then; some really attractive dancers, good food, and no smoking in…

I've been by several times. The sign on the door says closed for remodeling re-opening soon. There's no evidence of any work being done. I'll keep going by when I'm in the area but until…

This was a couples visit. We w termed just after 10PM last Friday. Let’s get some of basic dollar things covered. valet parking $5, cover was $20 per person, water was $5 and mixed drinks…

I just got back from Blaze. Nothing happened, except I played the worst game of pool ever. There were a few thick, borderline fat girls with big booties , but I chose another…

I work nearby for the regional hospital and see this everytime to and from work. Never really had the urge to go since its close to work and don't want to bump to anyone…

The thing about BDD is that it is a really big place. Huge. With many stages, many entertainers, and a lot going on at all times. Passing through town, I found myself near Love Field and…

2nd night at Palomino this trip. Got a buddy who'd never been here to come out. Got there around 11pm on a Monday and it was not nearly as busy but it took a minute…

8$ to get in is a great start. It’s pretty simple and the bouncers don’t feel intimidating although they seem like they won’t take shit either. The stage is center of the room and fairly big.…

I actually went 2x this Vegas trip and didn't try any other place. Plenty of good girls to be found but you have to watch who you spend your money on. 1st trip Arrived late Saturday…

I’m not sure if I just usually go to seedy strip clubs but this one was seriously lame. I got a private dance and I didn’t even get touched by the stripper she just kind…

I visited Wonderland for the first time very recently. As others have stated, parking is a huge issue and I doubt I would ever attempt to go there on busy weekend night. The club itself…

Have been to this club 15+ times over the years. The other comments about smoking in the bar are quite true. I am not a smoker and you can’t avoid smelling like…

Planned out a trip this afternoon. I arrived at 1:30 paid $5 for my bottle of water and settled in. From the schedule Leah was arriving at 1 I set up camp on…

Gave this place another try after being in the area. 20 bucks to enter and a brief pat down by some Spanish dude who speaks poor English. Whatever. I noticed that the lighting now…

Stopped in for a visit for the first time in a few months. Was pleasantly surprised as there were a few lookers who I hadn't seen before. There were also the usual suspects of grandmas,…

Stopped by with couple guys after hitting Gibson's in Rosemont. Paid the cover ($10) but place was packed and initially had trouble locating a good spot to sit so went initially went and stop…

Went in Wednesday night around 9.30 pm. There were atleast 20 dancers that I could see and like always I would say most of them were pretty good. I sat on the stage for about…

I had about two hours to kill before a flight out of LAX and since this club is only 10 minutes away it seemsed like a good fit. No parking charge but a $6…

I went in the first night after about an hour at Eden Cabaret across the street. I didn't even move my car over, just walked over. There was plenty of parking and it was free,…

I stopped by Arnie's on an early Saturday evening. I hadn't been to Arnie's in a couple of months and wanted to see if anything has changed. Nope. I arrived before 7…

I visited "the den" or visions whatever the name is ??? the other day. They charged me $15.00 to get in and $5.00 for a water. After I tipped the waitress $3.00 she said the…

Lovely room. Some very nice-looking women sitting around paying more attention to their cell phones than to any customer. Long stretches with no one on the stage. A couple of them came…

Went in about 6pm, before cover which starts at 7. One fatty on stage that got fully nude. It was a good half hour before another girl went up. Most of the girls showed up…

I made a Friday afternoon pitstop at The Playhouse on a drive up I-95. I got there about 1pm, 1 hour after they opened. There were probably about 8-10 customers and I saw maybe 6…

Been here many times most visits are successful. I won't describe the club since it's been done by others. This is more for new mongs rather then the experienced ones. These are just my own…

I went back to HT8 after a long time off. I could not believe how aggressive the girls were! Before my eyes even adjusted I had one come up and whisper in my ear…

So I used to live in the stone mountain area around 2000-2005. Back then I used to visit pinups frequently as it offered more bang for your buck than strokers down the road. I moved…

I heard from several reviewers here and on other boards that this place was good on afternoons. It is close to home, so...I gave it a shot. Haven't been there in a long time but…

Got there around 7:30 btw this place is kind of small with small uncomfortable chairs there were about 6 girls in the rotation mostly white and rican and 1 woman of color.The girls working were…

Few times I've been back to TL, but I think my time ( and $$$) may be better spent elsewhere... if you have been before you know what to expect (VIP extras...) but recently…

So I went to this club because I was in the area and it didnt seem unsafe. Visited both deja vu and little darlings across the street. Deja Vu is full nude but…

Went for the first time a few months back (it was nude then but I guess not anymore? ) anyway didn't know what to expect. Th ey don't serve drinks ( alcohol) but have…