First time at Synsations

Made a short visit Monday from 2-3. No cover Was charged $8 parking although the valet asked if I wanted "VIP" Valet for $40. WTF?

As you walk in there is a long stage running away from you towards the back wall. the back wall has a full bar that seats about 8. The right-hand wall is a longer bar seating 12-15. That one was tended. The left side is raised booths. There is a good amount of open space between the bars and what looked to be swivel chairs or club chairs around the stage. I did not go back there, but there is a VIP "lounge" with separate admission (not quoted to me, but I have seen other reviews quote anywhere from $50 to $100). VIP booths with blackout curtains beyond that. Both of these are behind the back bar.

Beer was $7 plus tip. I was one of 3 customers. I got three $10 dances in the left-hand wall booths from every single dancer working. Both of them! One was a thin white girl probably 40. The other was a chunkier white girl about 30. I give both a 6. Contact was good on all dances. Nude by the end of the first song. I was encouraged to roam everywhere except the pussies. Neither made much of a VIP pitch and I would not have spent the money on either. I left after about an hour. Still only 2 dancers when I left.