Reviews

As much as I love the sight of a naked woman (preferably with her legs spread, inches from my face), I've always enjoyed checking out chicks in bikinis. And as you can tell from the name…

Stopped by on a first Friday of the month so I was able to get there around 1130. Not many guys when I arrived but girls said they had a steady flow for most of…

I had alone weekend, so I decided to visit my fav Follies on weekend for a change. I usually only visit club on weekday but wanted to see what kind of crowd and girls…

This place is right near Wonderland, and I visited it on a whim after a boring experience at Wonderland. Others have said plenty about the parking, so I won't mention that. Not like a traditional…

I can see where if you compare what you can do with gurls in detroit with here you may be disappointed, but we all know that it is stretching the rules even if we take…

have gone to this club several times wishing it would be like it was before but not this time. the club has one large dance floor with about 30 seats around the stage.…

Though I don't live in Atlanta, I've been here multiple times--typically after 10pm and either on a Friday or Saturday (the girls say much more dancers come on Friday). I really like this place, but…

I wasn’t expecting to find much in Pilsen (especially since nothing was listed in TUSCL), but was pleasantly surprised with the Gallardo Club. (This review is of a visit in early July 2018.) The club…

Hadn't been to Mickey's in ages, had some time to burn and was in the area. Around 9 pm or so. Had maybe four girls there. Tiny latina spinner, a real big girl, a mature…

This is only my second time at a strip club and I feel like I got my money's worth. The actual building is kind of sketchy (but some people would like that), and the inside…

When I last visited the Pony, it had been years since I had been there, and I was blown away by the quantity of gorgeous dancers. I decided to come back to see if that’s…

I started back dancing and since this club was my stomping grounds when I was a younger stripper I decided to go there to make a few bucks. I felt safe because of it being…

I came check out Cheerleaders after a satisfactory visit to Club Risque. Walked in through the security screening and paid the $20 cover. There were around 25-30 dancers most were 5-7, with a few 8…

Late afternoon visit since I was working in the area and done early. Had not been here since they raised the prices to 25 per dance, but at least it's better than the stupid wrist…

I am a frequent visitor of the club up the street, but lately they are slacking on the choice of ladies. The quantity and quality is slowly becoming disheartening, so I decided to come…

Visited around 11 at night but it was during the World Cup, so I was - initially at least - the only customer in the club. Bouncer is the biggest Russian I have ever seen…

Yeah, it's different. But different isn't always a good thing. First of all, this is an adult store (DVDs and toys) with a very small back area for "fun." There is a limited amount of…

I found this club to really serve its purpose. While the area has other clubs that interest me this felt like a very homey dive bar with strippers. I noticed the crowd was more blue collar…

Returning from Livonia, stopped in to see what Heartbeats is like. Physically, it was a neighborhood bar with strippers. The ceiling is low so the stage is raised ~1 foot. The stage has…

This club is far easier to see than to get to for the uninitiated. You want to be southbound on Rt 130 when approaching the parking lot. Otherwise you will see the club pass…

I have been stopping in on Friday afternoons every other week or so this summer. While I still go to the Philadelphia area for extras clubs, I always enjoy stopping in here and getting some…

Stopped by on my way home to grab a cold beer since it was so unbearable outside. It was quiet only a few customers. Ordered a beer and within 30 seconds I'm getting a tap…

Think I got here between 9 and 10pm on a Friday night. The outside of the club doesn't look like anything special, but the inside is very upscale and posh. Since it's a…

I got there pretty early in the evening and went next door to the liquor store for a 6 pack of beer. They let me in for $10 cover since it was before 8, but…

Why is the club rated so low? And especially close to Cincinnati where everything is run down and sucks?! After our adventures at New York club, we were disappointed. A buddy looked up the next closest…

There has been a marked change in this club - and not for the better. First, remember this is a BYOB club. $20 entry and typically $10-$15 for setup (ice, cups, etc) for…

Still a good club, but not what it used to be. The dancers almost act like they are forced to be there and there is nothing worse than an unhappy stripper. Once again it took…

I’ve been to the Body Shop probably 10 times. $10 cover at the door. No nonsense dude takes your cash, stamps your hand and pretty much instantly a waitress takes your drink order. Tiny waters are…

With Macombos closed for renovations, my strip club outings have been scarce. I've been meaning to go here for some time now but other things got in the way. Anyway I finally make the trip.…

So I have not been here in a while so I decided to stop by one night with some friends after we were st the casino. Again the place is connected to a motel and…

You can't miss this club, bright pink facade and right off a main thoroughfare. Easy parking access off the road and on site to the building. Wasn't full when I arrived around 5. There were…

Owners finally sold and Arnie’s is now “Boogie Nights”. I rolled through at roughly 1am or so Friday night and saw about 20-25 cars in the parking lot. Quick pat down and only a $10…

Landing Strip has been one of my long time favorites in Metro Detroit. It is typically a mid tier club with decent talent, reasonable pricing and comfortable VIPs. Unfortunately, the club seems to…

--- THE BORDER There are two major crossings to get into Mexico. I chose to cross the border near where the 805 goes into Mexico which is the newer crossing. I arrived around 7PM on…

This review is going to cover my first two visits to the club-a Saturday night and a Monday day. Being my first visit(s) to the club, I didn’t know what to expect. I’d…

I stopped by on a walk home from a bar in the Tenderloin. It was less extravagant than I'd expected from reading about it. I checked my bag in at the door and paid the 40…

Got in around 9 pm and ascended the stairs to the Heavenly Upper Brass. Paid my $20 cover and entered a near empty floor with an equal amount of dancer to civi ratio. Been here…

This place is in a slightly sketchy neighborhood but it's generally safe. Wanted to check it out on a Sunday so went by early, around 5pm. The place is mid-size and seemed clean.…

For a total of $80, I had one of the best experiences I've ever had in a club. This club is unpretentious - no cover - a corona is $5. On Fridays they have…

Went for a visit on a Thursday afternoon. Most of the dancers were not all that. Mostly African American and mostly overweight. The bartender was mad cute, though. Too bad she wasn't dancing. Grabbed…

Haven’t tried out this club in a while, so I thought it was long overdue for another visit. I remembered a short sexy blonde with glasses named Emily whom I’ve had dances with in the…

I found myself with a rental car in the East Bay and, since I'd been meaning to venture a bit farther out to check out other club, took the opportunity to try out Gold Club…

After trying to make a go of it at the competitor "strip club" up the street, I strolled into FLB in the mid afternoon with tempered expectations. The customer base was 15 deep or so,…

Got to go club just after 11pm on Friday night a few weeks ago. Club was packed which is weird for summer months and umcp kids at home. But the line up was nice. All…

I don't know what keeps bringing me back here. The place is a shithole it must be something. Oh yes it's because you can go to the back room and pretty much have…

So this happened a couple of months ago. Went to the Body Shop on a friday night. The vibe was hig, lots of people/couples. I go to this club every year when visiting LA and…

stopped in after worl and paids the $5 at the door. After a while the door girl came aroumd and said that there eas a one drink minimum. I ordered a water for…

I decided to go back to Pandora's after over a year's hiatus. I used to be a regular here but it just got tiring after a while. I went in around 1:00 PM and there…

This is still downtown's most raunchiest club. I swear whoever is recruiting the talent here has got to be partially blind because i would say half of the girls working are not worth looking at.…

I haven't been here in years. Grabbed a seat in the middle of the bar. There were 7 or 8 dancers. Most AA or Latina's and 3 Caucasians. A lot of…

Visited the DHP on a Friday afternoon. Was pleasantly surprised to see that there were actual dancers here, which is not always the case. Laney, Heaven, Ashley, and a few others were there. In the…

I know that I should know this by now. Sulphur is not Houston. The two clubs in the area are both bad. Temptations is a little better than the other. Drove…

Stopped by for a quick visit again on a weekday. Got there at about 3p. Maybe 5 dancers on shift. All were at the bar mostly chatting with each other save…

Decided to stop in since I was in the area. Grabbed a seat in the back area and ordered a beer. There were a number of dancers floating around the bar and sitting…

I previously submitted a review about this old stop about a year ago. On a whim, I decided to return. The club now has an Instagram which, while infrequent, does post a line up from…

A group of friends and I were in town for a convention, and we were looking for a place for some entertainment. On our second night in town, we made our way to Club Rio…

I recently reviewed GVL and decided to go again with a friend, who had never been there, after watching last week's UFC at Winghouse. I had higher expectations since I had such a good time on…

Having been here once before, I was anticipating a much better vibe than I found at Go Go Rama this Thursday evening. There were at least twice as many (probably 3 times more) guys than…

TL has been around for me since day one and I’ve always walked out happy. On this night I came to see one of my ATF, Desiree who is always easy going, doesn’t charge…

I stop in on Friday night. There were several dancers dressed but not very many of them dancing. Most of the dancers were on the patio smoking, talking and drinking but not dancing. There was…

Generally speaking, I was happy with this my latest visit to Visions, "where the locals go", yup I'm a local. I went on a Thursday evening, more in order to check on what the dancers…

I was in the area and checked the TUSCL site to see what clubs were close to where I was. This place came up as being only 10 minutes away. I had never heard…

This is one of my favorite clubs in NJ. Was driving by this area and thought of spending some time here again. This place never disappoints me. Saw some new girls this time. $10 cover…

Went in right after the day/night shift change, so I wasn't expecting much. The dancers were friendly, but I'm always more of a day guy. My expectations tend to be higher for the…

I haven't been in the area for a long time and had basically given up the hobby but old habits...club is still very dark but much the same. I chose the couch seat behind…

I have been going to Risqué for years and the place never dissapoints and I enjoy this place. The location of the club on Columbus Blvd which is right off I-95. Take cash with you…

Took a drive to Patterson Monday evening arriving around 9:30. First stopped into Moonlight because Monday is the only day of the week that the regular bartender does not work. ( Always need to watch…

Trip 1:Stopped by Capital Cabaret for the first time in like 15 months. I was surprised to see one or two hot girls working. A cute brunette (queen?) stopped by and after about 5 minutes…

I decided to visit again Club 16 on a Saturday afternoon. I was happy to discover that there were not bouncers in the front. The club had a vibrant feeling with 2 or 3 girls…

Stopped at nearby Club 390 earlier in the afternoon, but it was relatively slow and not much of a selection of dancers fitting my taste. Decided to give Atlantis a try. Stopped in about 6…

Been to this club through a few iterations. Last visit was Thursday night after nine. Plenty of safe, free parking is the first plus for this club. I felt comfortable leaving my car and going…

I went about 7:45P.M. They did not charge a cover. I went in and bought a $1.50 Coors l lite No one was dancing but I was not surprised, because they don’t open until 7:00P.M. …

I went on a Friday afternoon and have been here before, so I know what typically to expect. Its a lingerie shop first and foremost. Deal is you go in and whomever is…

It was early Monday afternoon... needed some time to kill before I attended to business in the area. Had no problems finding parking since it was so early in the day. I always…

Last time I went here I got a mostly air dance from a new girl. This visit was better. I got the "handshake" from a curvy (not fat) dancer. A good grind, my hands were…

So this place is back to being a strip club after a couple years as a concert venue. Much better than the last time is was a SC! Clean, better girls and a…

Decided to hit this place up before heading to the Hitching Post. This was my second time there and was better than the first time. Located in a decent area looks like a old house…

This is a nice place. Kind of in a ghetto area to get there, but the club is clean, bouncers at the door, as usual. It's been a while but I believe cover was $20.…

Hadn't stopped by for awhile, so I wanted to see if there were any nice additions to the PM lineup. Well, the doorman seemed new, but most of the dancers (and there were at…

We beat the rush hour heat by stopping into our favorite Seattle club. Our eyes were still adjusting, but a new signed appeared to say they now have non-alcoholic beer along with the $11 bottomless…

i stopped in around 4pm to see what living room has to offer, its pretty much the same old stuff , did not have any lap dances, a dancer told me…

I’ve been to Medellin 3 times in the last 12 months. I always stop by Face Dos at least once a trip. There is a small cover and the club is pretty nice inside.…

I gotta wrote this while it is fresh in my mind, and up front i have to say this club charging $25 VIP toll each time a customer goes back can not be good for…

I was in St. Louis this past weekend. I found out that Onyx is now open on Sundays, so I decided to check it out. Arrived around 11:30, parked in thelot outside of…

Maracaibo is in an area that seems a bit sketchy at night but I’ve gone to this club over a handful of times over my 3 visits to Medellin the past year with no issues.…

It's taken roughly 3 months since the Hustler's managers and dancers invaded Ritz Cabaret and ruined Monday night. Which really was the only good night to go in with half off deals and lots…

I decided to pay this club a visit in the afternoon and see how it goes. This club has two entrances from two different streets. You can get it from either side. You don't need…

I’m sorry I hit submit accidentally underneath from my phone before I could finish properly. Anyways as I was saying, after a half I got approached finally, & shooed a few girls away. I got…

I’m on holidays in Orlando again, and this time I made it a mission to fix balky go see Follies. I arrived there at about 4 pm, and seriously considered parking across the street…

I read about this place so I decided to check it out. First off when driving there from the highway you will feel incomfortable. This area is ghetto and so don’t stop fully…

Had 3 song dance with a busy dancer that was very good. Later was approached by beautiful spinner black dancer who asked if I wanted a tour of the place. I said sure…

I have lived a sheltered life for most of my life. I had always wanted to go to a strip club, but never had the nerve or gumption to do so. One day, my desire…

oh man , oh boy, holy crud. This was a SUNDAY TRIP up to LA to check the sights. Sight seeing. Hollywood Bldv. Sunset Strip, etc. After walking the streets of HOLLYWOOD HALL OF FAME…

First of all, this is the old Wild Wild West club in Salina. I think it's the last chance going west until you get to Denver. It's just south of I-70 and just…

We went to Deja Vu on a Friday night at around 8. I was with a buddy and we were looking for something to do while our kids were out with their friends. The Vu…

Came here on a Saturday night with a group of friends. Girls were amazing, mixed, easily will find what you are looking for. Great dances on the stages and girls constantly come by to talk.…

This is a club I try to get to every time I'm in the area. I have only been disappointed one time out of the maybe 10-12 times I've been there. Wide range of ladies…

Won’t go into detail about the club as we have all been here. The non smoking is great though! Another update to share if not said prior is that they have new couches in the…

Got to the club about 9pm after an afternoon golfing. $10 cover. There was a special - $1 beer until 10pm, it was $5.75 after that. The club itself is clean, and the dancers…

While was in Vegas I was at Sapphire on Saturday evening. Went there around 7pm and this was my second of two clubs I visited. There were easily over 100 girls working and most of…