Reviews

Went to Risque around 2:30 on Thursday afternoon with my coworker. Club is right on Columbus ave not far from a Target shopping center. Area seems very safe parking is on the side of…

I enjoyed my experience here, and was pleasantly surprised mostly by the number of dancers. I am used to the Gold Room - Scores - Knockouts trifecta by O’Hare, which are much closer to my…

I went into Scarletts on a Thursday night before I was flying home the next day. I didn't really see much security but they were likely out of the way. The cover charge is usually…

Friday Night first time at This club. I The Basics: 10ish PM Topless Club with bar. 10$ Cover Charge. 7$ Domestic Bottle I The Club: Sign said Nicolas, Cocktails. Can't tell it's a strip club unless you see the busy lot and security outside.…

Club details; $21 cover to get in. (now $10) It is another $7 for a 12 oz beer. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ,…

It's been a couple of months since my last review, and when I go to the club it's during the day shift. I'm a regular at Desires, and don't go to the club without money to spend…

The parking at DV8 is surprisingly full, but there is plenty of street parking adjacent. Friday night made it about 3/4 full in the club, but I was always able to locate a table on…

Made a return trip to Ultra early Saturday evening. The location is convenient next to PBI and near 95. There was plenty of available free parking which was unattended. No cover before 8:00 so after…

Back again! I had an opportunity to hitch a ride to Gold Club, spur of the moment. I arrived at 3 PM. Started off in the mens room. It did not reek of festering bacteria…

Entered on a Saturday night. Club was pretty packed. A bit of a South Asian majority crowd. Bought a beer. Club is pretty dimly lit and a bit dingy. Restrooms were a mess! The vip…

Second time at Tropical. Did the whole Rizo/Troical Bar Combo this evening. This will be a review of Hotel Rizo and Tropical Experience. Will break it down. 1. Getting to Rizo/TB: Arrived to PedEast at Midnight decided to…

Starting with the basics: $15 Cover, Security Pat-down, Drinks are around $10, Laps are $30, VIP for 15mins is $100 and the “Blue Room” VIP is $200 for 30mins. High mileage in my experience. Second time…

Went here two weeks ago on a Saturday night with a friend celebrating his divorce. We were staying close by so it was an easy choice. We were thinking about the Palomino or the Rhino…

TL;DR: Went on a $10 dance night. Club had a lot of customers and dancers. More of a bar vibe than most strip clubs have. Got 5 dances in the shared lapdance area, good mileage.…

First the basics - Cover was $10 with a 2 drink [@ $7 each] minimum. Not a big deal as $20 is basically what everyone else charges. Layout is straight-forward with the entrance leading to…

Thursday May 8. Arrived around 1pm. Pat down and ID scan, no cover at this time. I came and went a couple times during the day. Each time I was there there were around 20…

Got to visit on a Wednesday in March, early afternoon around 2pm. Parking lot was pretty empty (no fee). After entering I paid cover fee of $5. Went to the bar for a coke ($6-7)…

Club Desire is a smallish club, located down the street from Providence Hospital. Its actually two clubs in one: Club Desire occupies the bottom floor, and Club Lust is a more upscale, members only club,…

work was stressful and needed to blow off steam. decided to visit pandoras friday afternoon logging off early. arrived around 1:30 and was there until 2:45. there were around 4-5 patrons when i entered.…

I arrived at Uncle Bucks about 6:30. There is an ID scan and I paid a $5 cover and went inside. It's a large club with a stage in the middle with seating…

In Toronto for a meeting so had a chance to visit the Rail. The club is downtown TO so parking would be a pain if you had a car. It's been a few years since…

Club Fantasies is an old Providence club located in an industrial area of town. I have been visiting, off and on, for about twelve years now, and have seen the neighborhood clean up quite…

Stopped in early evening on a Tuesday. Twins game that night so slightly busier than a normal Tuesday. Cover was $10 but free with same day ticket to any event. When you…

So, it had been a minute since I was at the Playhouse and from reading the reviews, I was interested in going back. Thanks to NYprof to responded to my DM regarding some of…

Was in town to visit a friend in the hospital. Got here around 7:30 and parking lot was pretty empty. $10 cover and for first time had my ID scanned. Place was pretty dead with…

Decided to see if I could find something new in mass, I usually go to boardroom (foxy lady Brockton) but I had a dancer that was fired from there ask me to come see her…

Been there once or twice this most recent visit was derby week so I expected it to be a little busy and a little higher door fee. Basics Location easy to find right off the…

I was at local coffee bikini barista recently, and one of the baristas there mentioned she was going to try out dancing, and that her first club she’s going to try out is Bottoms Up.…

Before I decided to head back home, I figured it would be good to give Tootsies one last stop and I can see why people prefer this one. Skipping ahead of the usual stuff (layout, bar…

Second time visiting Mystique. Went with a friend for his birthday. Club is located inside an industrial area so parking next to the club or even nearby can be a real pain in the ass…

TLDR: Run-down Spanish only club with good lap dances. I stopped by Glamour Girls on Thursday about Midnight. There was plenty of free parking but the entrance…

It’s been a couple of years since I’ve checked this place out. Was here on Friday night, 11pm or so , EMPTY. There were about 20 girls and maybe 5 patrons at most. The women…

It was my first time going to a strip club in Houston. I went on a whim after leaving a bar and saw it was close by so I just went in to see what…

My friend and I stopped by “The Church” on Thursday night about 9:00. It was $20 each for cover, and then $19 plus tip for two beers. Supposedly…

After reading reviews I deceided to give Desire a try on a Saturday night. I didn't have any expereince going to strip clubs but this place was smaller than I expected, but it was a…

New Locomotion Friday late night, actually Sat early morning 5/10/2025 -- Ok, I have to add more details, although it's the same as in other reviews. Large building, easy to find lots of parking on the back and…

First time back in Seattle in a few years and am beyond thankful for the Seattle PL's who gave me incredible insight and recommendations to make my trip as eventful and fun as possible! Arrived on…

This place is called sugar n spice now. Upon arrival, the parking lot was packed. I was greeted in the lot by the owner I believe, and he asked me to park out back. So…

Ok, a second trip to TJs, this time I checked the VIP rooms. Pretty clearly this place is under a management group who care about their customers, not the usual creepers you usually get.…

I’m sure you’ve read about this place or you are at least familiar with it. Former legendary punk music venue in the middle of a cornfield on a dirt road between Highway 10 and Lawrence.…

Arrival (largely unchanged) I got there around 7:15. Small parking lot in a residential neighborhood; you'll overlook it if it's too dark. You come in up a short flight of stairs, through a foyer, into…

Grand Prix weekend, so I thought I'd get my own lap(dances) in and take a hot model around the track. Club was fairly quiet when I arrived around 4pm. Screens were showing…

Was in town one night for work and this placed seemed to have the best reviews for what I was looking for. A good time not a long time. Arrived and I believe the cover was…

I had been to Nashville's only other club, DejaVu, so I decided to complete the city tour and visit this one. Both clubs are owned by the same group. This one's less than a…

First visit since they started serving liquor. Cover was $10 on a Friday at 9pm. Not sure if this is the new cover fee. Was expecting $21. Anyways layout is still…

Checked it out for the first time on a weekend night. On the east side of Rt 19 in NewPort Richey, the location is quite safe and brightly lit. Ample parking for club…

No it's no Christmas, but Candie's... MAN! Headed to Candie's on a Friday afternoon, not my normal time to go. I typically go on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday. This particular day did not disappoint!…

I stopped into SR on recent Wednesday evening. I called the club around 10:15 or so to get a ride to the club. They picked me up around 11:00 or so. No…

I’m working in the area for a while, so tried to take advantage of the Discount Dance Wednesdays at Knockouts. This is a summary of four Wednesdays in April. The club is located in Stone Park…

Decided to try a Thursday at noon. Nice big parking lot, feels safe enough. Walk in at noon and was probably the tenth customer. No cover no ID check. Shown to a seat along the…

Midway Invader Thursday Night 5/6/2025 11 PM In two days, I made my rounds of five clubs from Oakville Pure Gold. I headed for the furthest away club, Midway Invader, before working my way back…

Come in here a few times when there is nothing else to do in town. Cover is $10 and upon paying that you walk into a dimly lit building with a bar and pool table…

Pure Gold in Oakville Thursday evening 5/8/2025 This was the third club out of five that I visited in the last two days. During which I stayed in Sauga. I usually do not go to…

Hit the club around 1 pm on Tuesday The parking lot had about 10 cars. Walked in and was completely blinded by the darkness. I needed about 1 min for my eyes to adjust .…

Wanting to see some actual pole dancing talent for a change, I stopped by Players after work on a Friday just after 6pm. Mandatory valet $7, no cover at that time, with $4 domestic specials…

I stop in every time I’m in town. I first visited decades ago and got to taste a dancer’s cooch in the private dance area, but that was forever ago and haven’t had quite that…

Last couple of times I've been here were kind of lack-luster but everyplace has it's ups and downs. Got there about 11:00 pm. It was lightly raining. The parking lots were surprisingly full but it…

I got here about 3 pm, left at like 4:30. They have a sign on top of the black building that houses the club that's hard to see and in need of an upgrade. The…

I am from out of state and last visited Creekside about 4 years ago. It is a decent size building with ample parking at the end of a dead end street. Seems like a…

Was back in H-Town for more networking Bizz. The group was looking for a place to watch the playoffs close to Hobby. T-Wolves are my team so don’t hate. We settled for The Ritz. Thought…

I've been here a few times over the years with varying results. I stopped in here instead of another club I've been hitting because I wanted a little more mileage than usual. Door was $20…

On some level, Montreal's downtown clubs tend to follow a certain formula that sets them apart from clubs in the states. Cleopatra's definitely had that Montreal feel, but it differed in a couple of…

First time at this new Vegas club. Thursday Night before midnight. The Rundown: Cover Charge 10$ 2$ Draft special only on Budweiser Lap Dance 25$ Short review cause I only lasted an hour. Did not match my expectations unfortunately. Hope…

I've lived in Pinellas county about 15 minutes from Reign for quite a while and never been there so I figured I would check it out. Typically I make the drive over to Tampa, but…

I don't usually eat at the Waffle House near this place because I don't want dancers to know what I drive. I did this time and noticed the kid running the front room has his…

This is for a Saturday 6pm visit. Free parking and a safe looking building. When you enter, turn left to enter the main club. Look right to see entrances to per dance rooms and VIP/ champagne…

Let me just say that this is a very very classy looking place. When I arrive, I paid a seven dollar cover, and as you walk in the bar is right in front of you…

PLACE The layout of Cheater's has been described often. It is the largest club in the area with the highest ceilings, two bars, a pool table and a huge area for lappers and/or vip. I…

I arrived around 2ish to check the place out for the first time. I actually parked my car in the parking lot when I didn't see any valet attendant, but after I got out…

I love bringing out of state newbies to this club. At least on good days. This was a good day and my young coworker was blown away. Maybe not blown, but very…

This club is pretty much as others describe. A somewhat dingy club with plentiful attractive dancers and extras on offer. It's out at the airport in a warehouse/business park area. I arrived around 9 p.m.…

Okay, I have tried to write this review 3 times, but keep deleting it because it sounds like an effing self club review. However, you can just judge for yourselve I guess. I had a fantastic…

Made a stop for their Wednesday specials with a plan not to indulge in the $80 VIP which can be a bargain if you find the right girl. Instead I planned on doing as many…

Cafe Atlantis Wednesday, About 5 PM - 5:30 PM For details on my interests and ratings, see New Loco Review. Wow, the men's room is small and has no towels or dryer, although it has a towel…

A lot of the basics have been said about this place so I thought I would provide some more detailed info that I noticed and learned first hand over the period of about a month…

I was back in New York for a quick visit and had a couple of hours to kill in between meetings so I stopped in. The place has been described many times but its…

I visited Ildas on a Thursday. This is definitely a dive bar. The overall place is small and the stage is small as well. The girls are in bikinis and they dance…

Bradenton, FL. Friday night real late. Bradenton is where the Pirates do spring training. Area seems alright to me, Right next to a gas station. This club's parking lot is in the back, you enter…

Hadn't stopped at the WAGG in over a year and had some free time in the area, so I figured, "what the heck"! The club is in a business/industrial area that is safe. They have…

I was in new west for a dinner and when that wrapped up I popped by the Paramount to see what ladies were around. $15 cover to get in with one mandatory drink (this is…

Things are definitely looking up at DD Pompano. My latest visit was a vast improvement from my previous recent visits. I’m hoping this is a trend and not an anomaly. I visited DD Pompano on a…

After a successful first and second visit here, I stopped by Wednesday evening (about 8 PM) to see what the club would be like on a weekday evening, and hopefully meet up with some of…

New Locomotion Wednesday, May 7, 2025, 3:30-4:30 PM & trip comments Loco is the nearest club to my hotel, about 2 miles away. I have all the strip clubs and massage places I like on Google…

The cover is a good amount (I think $60 or $65), but it does come with two free drinks. I don’t drink so I got a red bull and gave the other one to a…

Decided to go in after a long day of work. Went in was charged $20 for admission. No food on weekdays only on Friday through Sunday. You can still get drinks any night but of…

Came here on a Saturday in January. It was $25 entry, $25 vip bracelet to get to the vip room. A bottle of water was $3. This place can vary night to night, this night…

Let me preface this by saying I'm spoiled by Yellow Rose. I hung out at YR for several hours on Friday night and had a really great time - decided to stop by P10 on…

Palm Harbor, FL. Saturday night. Another club right off 19. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems fine to me. Walk on in. Lady at the front charges $10 cover. She notifies me it's…

The Golden Banana, or DB's Golden Banana, as the sign says, has been there for over 50 years. It's been through many iterations as a strip club. Now it's part of a group of 3…

Visited VIP last week and was decently surprised. I believe it's been under new ownership for a year or so now. The good - there is plenty of parking around. Free street parking after 10 (I…

Holiday, FL. Friday night. Came in after a couple spots in north Pasco. It's sort of behind a mcdonalds off of 19. There were cars in the front lot so I'm thinking that there's stuff…

Clearwater, FL. Saturday night. Right off 19. Area seems alright to me. Plenty of parking in the back lot. Walk on in. Lady at the front, $10 cover. In we are, bar to the left,…

Came back to the post after a while. Parking lot was pretty full, but thankfully there was additional parking further on the right side. Once you enter the club there is a rectangular stage…

This review is from a stop I made here back in January. I stopped at the club around 4pm. The place looks like a little hole in the wall with parking on the side. At…

Clearwater, FL. Saturday night after midnight. It has a Clearwater address online, but it's not really near Clearwater, so I don't fucking know. Right off Ulmerton, a busy road. Plenty of parking in the lot.…

It was my first time to the landing strip and my first impression was what was a place like doing in a tiny town like Romulus? The venue possibly the only business running in town.…

Second Visit to Cafe Atlantis. I visited during the winter during the daytime, this time it was on a less than busy Tuesday night. I arrived around 9:00 and left just after midnight. Location…

I’ve described the place before, small clubs small stage in the middle L shaped bar when you walk in. Private dance area right behind the entrance, and a few chairs around and a couple VIP…

This is a composite of two separate visits. Both were Tuesday early afternoon visits. No cover either time. First visit was good crowd. About 15 dancers with 25 or…

Found myself in the Milford area, and thought to give this place a shot. Bottomline.. for the afternoon, it was not worth the time. Location.. located in a strip mall. It was kinda weird finding…