Reviews

This club has been my go to club of late. Not just because I happen to be assigned work projects in the area, but because I've had very good dances at this club. Anyways, I…

Stopped by cheerleaders on a Monday night during a work trip to Pittsburgh. There are two parking lots one that is more well lit. That’s the valet side in front of the club but the…

Got here early on Wednesday night. So early I got in before there was a cover charge. Drinks aren’t cheap. There was about 5 dancers when I first got there and only 1 even approached…

Decided to bypass the Two-fer-Tuesday at Cheerleaders and give Totally Naked Tuesday at Oasis a try. This club is in an automall / airport parking lot kind of area by the Philly airport (just down…

Wednesday night. $10 cover to get in. The place is in a prime location surrounded by bars, restaurants, and drunk foot traffic so you’d expect it to be loud and lively. Instead I walked into…

Arrived Tuesday 7ish first time to the club. Walked in and was greeted by the velvet rope and was given the rundown by the attendant. $10 to get in all nude no alcohol $8.50…

Visiting Portland after a very long time and staying in downtown. I'd never been to a club here in Portland previously. So, I decided to lookup what's around and Kit Kat seemed to be the…

Decided to try a massage parlor in Tijuana and this was the closest one to where i was . Walk in and ask for line up paid 40 us dollars for the house . Girls…

I know this review is going to sound a little on the shill-y side, but I’ve published more than 300 TUSCL reviews since 2014, and I always tell it like it is. Bottom line…

The Rainbow / GOGO / Lounge is definitely still open. I stopped in on 9 August, 2025. $15 at the door. 1 drink minimum. There were 6 girls working. The place looks the same as…

Went back after their one month closing. Parked on the street in front of the place. No cover charge. When you walk in there is a Long bar on the right…

I stopped in at Sugars today around 3pm. After entering the building and walking thru the metal detector I was patted down by a male security person. A lady at the desk collected $5 for…

This review can stand for either Saturday night between 8 and 10 and also Sunday night from 2-4, as I had almost identical experiences both nights. The club is in a fairly seedy part of LA,…

Midway Invader Wed early night 8/13/2025 7:15 PM to 8:30 PM Midway Invader has a layout similar to the other three sister clubs. The booths I sit at are in front of the bar…

In the wee hours of the morning, somewhere on my 600-mile drive from Indianapolis to Minneapolis, some stupid, stupid part of my brain urged me to check out as many clubs along the way as…

New Locomotion 8/12/2025 Late Night Porter, which now has direct flights from Phoenix, got me to Toronto about 8 PM. Escaping the 115°F heat in Phoenix, it was only in the 80s in Toronto, but it…

So, It was Friday and the Carolina Panthers held their first pre-season game against the Browns. As you probably could guess, it was not much of a game. I went to see the first…

Place: Reached there by Uber on a Sun night, it was only around 15min drive from UT Austin. Went in and I didn't think the security even looked at my ID, paid the front desk girl…

Swung by Diablas Thursday night. Twenty at the door, parking was a breeze. Inside’s nothing fancy — layout’s awkward, chairs are crap — but that didn’t matter once I spotted her. Mid-20s, Latina, long black…

I decided to visit Paria De Noche in Ensenada while visiting on a cruise. Based on past reviews, I wasn't expecting much. The club is located on a side street about a half block from the…

Okay let’s go ! Wanted to keep the ball rolling and hit one of my comfort clubs. Arrived around 6pm in the afternoon. Multiple patrons along with girls. Saw first shift change so many coming…

First time in MSP, decided to check some SCs, did my research and went here. Place: I arrived here by Uber around 10 pm as I didn't rent a car this time. It was around 20mins from…

Back in my hail grounds and was urging to dig into something hot. Haven’t been to the pantheon in a minute and needed to show love to the Ebony hos. As a mainly daytime monger…

BT is becoming more and more like it was before the remodel. A bit schizophrenic & bipolar, and a lot hit or miss. On the miss side, dancer quality on average is noticeably…

A friend and I were in Lansing on business a few weeks ago. The bartender at our hotel recommended going to Omar’s for a night cap. I thought she was kidding but she insisted that…

Stop #2 on my Minneapolis strip club tour before I head back home and compile my deeply scientific findings for the good of humanity. Tuesday afternoon I rolled into Downtown Cabaret. No cover charge. My…

Boardroom Cabaret which i remember from its Foxy Lady days has become much more Providence than Boston... if you know what i am hinting at. I still have a Foxy Lady brockton christmass 2011 t…

After a work dinner in downtown LA on a Monday night I was in the mood for some fun but didn't feel like driving out to COI. I have seen other reviews of this place…

Was $10 cover on a friday night. Got there probably around 1030 and not a huge crowd probably 75% of the bar seats full. Walk in there is like a some what square shaped bar…

This is going to be a short review for a short visit. I had a late night flight to LA from the east coast and was looking for some quick fun on the way to…

You know, this time of year can really be hit or miss at Phoenix clubs. The girls though are seemingly quite hungry for the cash! First the details. This club is located near downtown, but it…

So. First with the explanation to those around the country. In Seattle, extras are the norm. Veteran dancers provide them. Management looks the other way. So please do not get upset that I give details.…

I used to go to MC all the time, when I lived in the Carolinas. Then I moved away to Miami, and so not been there for past few months. So was very happy to…

Haven't been to a club in a while, and have always wanted to check out this place. I will say it was a pretty good experience. There is a ton of free parking…

Arrived Sunday afternoon around 6.30pm. Heard the reputation about the place and decided to stop by. It seems like someone is moving or it is the food truck kind of blocked the entrance. The guard…

Happend to be in the area, so I wondered in Friday afternoon for a beer. Parking lot across the street was free during the day but $10 in the evening. Club has a very…

Stopped by this past winter and the place was closed, so thought I’d try it again. There were about five cars in the front parking lot, but I went around behind the fence where there…

Been a while since I been to this club, I want to say close to 10 years since my last visit. Came on a Sunday night around 7pm right where the nightshift started. Plenty of…

I stopped in 19th on a Thursday afternoon, since I was in the neighborhood. The club is in a residential area, near a golf course...thus the name. It has a stage inside of the bar…

I've been a regular at criket for longer than i care to remember, but this was one of my best encounters since Linzee moved on to porn. This is a great club for a regular,…

Pandoras is my staple to relax and enjoy some nice company. It used to be dark and laid back. Now, with the bar, it’s a little bright which isn’t great for me. I…

On recent Sunday night I stopped by Sparky’s and was surprised to see how full the parking lot was. I paid about $5 for cover $4 for a beer. After 30 second I…

Apologies ahead for droning on with not a great deal of details Arrived on Friday at 7:30, apparently the Valet and entry fee start at 8:00. The door guy is not rude but not very welcoming,…

I last visited about a year ago but I was back in town so I decided to stop in once again. I went on a Wednesday night. Cover was $8. I was immediately greeted by…

Spoiler alert, I REALLY wanted to have a good time, and I believe this club has so much potential. But it clearly has a management problem because it really couldn't be worse. I love the location…

Came on a Thursday Night around 10PM. Admission was $5 at that time and after an ID check (scanned in a reader) and a pat down I was let into the main area. The place…

I think everyone knows the setup at this place so I’m skipping to my review. Decided to go on Wednesday which is always a good deal if you are willing to visit in the middle…

Local spot. Been gone about a year and haven't been in a while. Was looking for some quick grinds after striking out that day at Knockouts. Was headed over to Midway and this is like…

Hadn't been here in a minute, thought I'd stop by and hope for the best. Tight parking lot, I prefer one of the side spots by the fence separating the club from McDonalds t lessen…

The layout is well covered, but I will take time to complain that the men's room often lacks soap, and has no way to dry your hands. Others suggest using a promo shirt as a…

CLUB: Cheeks has a Royal Farms and a Taco Bell directly across the street from it. Plenty of parking. Walk in to the club and get frisked & pay $10 cover. No ID check today…

This club is very small, unlike the Blaze place down the street from here that has 2 floors. It's hard to get into via car. I'm going to Uber next time. Paid 5 to park…

Ilda’s Place is a small club that is very clean and well-kept. The atmosphere is relaxed with no heavy pressure from staff to constantly buy drinks. The lighting is comfortable and not too dark, making…

QTK… If there’s a true If You Know You Know place in OC, Quan Tri Ky would definitely be it. Imagine going into the closest thing to a bar on Bui Vien Street in HCMC. THAT…

I went to Pussycat Lounge after a long day of work looking to unwind. After looking up some reviews, I figured it would be a good place to get what I was looking for. I…

I came in around 5:00 on a Thursday, there were a few girls milling around, but not one of them was really interested in working yet, sat about 20 mins, and left. I came…

I've always liked the Saturday schedule in late summer (August), when quite often the regular lineup at Boardroom Cabaret offers the irregular lineup. The entertainers on my recent Saturday visit included Xena, Jamie, Adrianna, Mary…

Like a gas station price war, something similar seems to be developing in Northwest Indiana, whether it's a result of this club's rebrand as a Knockouts sports bar, or a seasonal slump influenced by more…

Stopped in to Bottoms Up last Thursday afternoon. There were only two dancers working and one bartender. You go on the door and they buzz you in. The $10 cover is paid…

Was in the area for work and decided to stop by. I do not know what I was expecting, but it was probably the worst strip club experience, if you could call it that, that…

Walked in around 1am. As someone mentioned in another post watch your step when walking in the 2nd door. Bought a beer $8.00. Cute little blond bartender was a lil slow at getting drinks orders…

I started my early afternoon at the Port for some cheap drinks and a bit of eye candy, then ended up here shortly after. Parking was just $2, and I tipped the attendant a buck.…

Decided to finally check out Chicas on a Thursday afternoon around 2:30p. After hearing a lot about it, I already a vision of what to expect and my bar was set pretty low. Based on…

Visited Hollywood a few days back. Trying it for the first time. A small spot with plenty of parking around the back. I came in during the early evening hoping to find an easy place…

Work dragged me out to Minneapolis so naturally I made it my patriotic duty to check out and support the local… talent. That’s how I found myself inside Rick’s Cabaret on a Monday night, $10…

Located next to an acme on new falls road, in fact many patrons park there as the parking is a little funny. Inside of the club is a long stage with two poles surrounded by the…

This small neighborhood club is setup like all the other reviews so there is no reason why to go through it again here. One of the best parts of the club is the strong…

Stopped in on a Saturday night with a male friend. Security checks the IDs thru a scanner. We walked in the dark entry space with some fun eery decor. The guy with me purchased $100…

In my effort to eventually hit every single club in New England, this one had escaped my RI trips. As others have said, it's in a weird area. Suburban yet a bit of an industrial park.…

I was in Myrtle on a Wed afternoon. Masters is always slow in the afternoons until golf season starts. Even though Myrtle is a jam packed city in the summer, many people don't…

Had a little arrangement in Indy and when that fell through I decided to go to The Pony. I’m more of the thick big booty women of color lover so that’s why I decided to…

If I had to sum up my experience at The Outhouse in Lawrence, I’d say it’s less “sensual night out” and more “weird fever dream you tell your friends about because it was too bizarre…

I got there around 1 PM. Parking lot was packed. I paid $10 to get in. Manager was wearing a face mask again. Not sure if she’s sick all the time or she’s just being…

Came here on a Saturday night at midnight. Place was pretty busy with around 7-8 girls wandering around. You enter into a large room with three large poles, and a sizeable private VIP dance area.…

On a recent Thursday afternoon, I took the advice of fellow mongers and paid my first visit to Chicago club. I'd stayed away because it wasn't on the same level as Hong Kong, tropical, or…

Another business trip to The D, and I scheduled a free afternoon to visit an old haunt. It’s been awhile but not much has changed. Free parking in the fenced lot behind the…

I was passing through town, on a road trip, and decided to stay the night in Salem. I had made previous arrangements. I had a stripper visit me at my hotel, and then headed out…

Two mistakes were made. Both mine. First, I arrived. That was a mistake because I knew better. Going far out of my way anyway in the hope I would find quality pussy at a discount…

Location: “You may ask yourself, 'Well…how did I get here?’” The Fine Line Club is a roadside in an obscure part of greater Worcester. $20 cover for a weekend evening. They scan IDs. Layout The club is less than…

For those that don't know, club has a dress code, no shorts no athletic clothes and no caps. Don’t remember entry fee but wasn’t expensive. Walking in you see plentiful women to the left near…

Basic details of this club have not changed since my review over 6 months ago. So here's a cut and paste synopsis for those who are interested in the club layout. I'll also…

Went in on a Sunday. The place opens late , about 2:00.. the parking lot was almost empty being they had just opened. I paid the entry fee which is $10 since they began serving…

So as a followup review to one done a few years ago. Ive been in here a few more times, periodically. This last visit I got here around 2 pm. No change…

This is slowly becoming one of my favorite clubs to visit. Partly it’s because it’s relatively low-key and folks there are cool, and partly it’s because the upstairs VIP can be really fun with many…

This club is like a bad habit I just can’t shake. Fun enough to keep coming back for more, but leaves the itch un-scratched. Some pro-tips: the ATM fee is outrageous ($75 last time I…

Flew into to Atlanta last Monday. After a few delays, picking up a rental and checking into the hotel room, I got a late start on strip clubbing. I initially stopped at Goldrush, spent about an…

First time to the club. It was much larger than expected and my guess it does a big bness at night. This Thursday the place we unfortunately pretty dead. One gentleman…

Visited here on a Friday night with a couple of buddies and had a great time. Not a ton of lookers but still very much so a relaxed atmosphere where everyone was laid back. Easy…

The club had a casual, laid-back vibe with a decent amount of traffic for when I arrived on a Friday at 2 pm. There was free parking with plenty of spaces, which is always a…

What made this place fun in the past has some glimmer of hope to return to its old glory. I was told not to come in too early by a fellow tuscl contributor, that hit…

Xposed is in a small strip mall, sharing space with a liquor store, small restaurant, adult store, and bar. The sign outside doesn't light up so it might look closed even if they are open.…

So the biggest new thing is parking. Its done with a qr code in the lot with many signs threatening a tow if you don't pay. Lucky for us, Aces validates upto 24 hours. A…

I went to this club with my gf and had a decent time. The place isn't as big as other spots in Vegas and the decor is kinda outdated. The bar was at the very…

A quick stop between work meetings, so I couldn't get too wild, but figured I'd check out the talent for the day. All Latina line-up, with a good variety of shapes and sizes.…

I've been to this place a bunch of times. Overall, the service is better than the quality of the dancers. Club is located in SW Philly. There is a plenty of parking…

Went in on a Friday afternoon. It has been ridiculously warm here in KY, and I thought spending an afternoon in the dark and cool of Cowboys would be a good…

Ok, so I tried the greener grass at Kittens, but did not find the grass so green, so I went back to Pandoras. Paid $25 to get in and had a soda. They…

I have been frequenting JS for a number of years and it’s always been quite reliable although the last few months have really depended on the day and time. There are usually a good…

I went to Night Moves on a Friday night at 21:30. The club is on the south side of Bloomington. The small parking lot in the front of the club was completely full, so I…

After an overpriced and very disappointing half hour or so at Jaguars, I headed down the road to Jiggles. Please don't ask me why; you'll find any number of mentions of me banging my head…