Reviews

This is my visit to sins for 1 months old on Wednesday evening. As mentioned earlier, I visit JAX once a year and Sins is my place go to place when I am here. Reached after…

Arrived at Strokers around 11:30 on Saturday night. The parking lot was almost full, but there are a couple of places in the same strip mall that stay open late, so the club itself…

I always look for an excuse to stop by and found one a few weeks ago so stopped in after noon on a Thursday. Quick summary of the club that gets repeated by everyone- but…

Google lists this place as closed, but it was open, at least on the night I went. It was a Friday night around 10pm. It’s listed as open at 9pm but when I arrived there…

I went to the club because I had been recommended to a specific dabcer for some safe fun. Paid the 16$ cover. Bought a beer and sat down. There were surprisingly a lot of dancers.…

I visited this club (the first of two) whilst on holiday in Florida from England with a friend. As neither of us can drive, we got to the club via a bus from downtown, where we…

The place You get patted down by security before going in then pay the cover charge at a desk right by the door. After that you go through a door on the left that leaves…

So this was my dive bar strip club for years when I lived in Miami. I always liked the staff. They always had at least 4 to 6 non Cuban Latina women there a decade…

Full nude club on Broadway. Went on a Monday night (around 10-11pm), which had a $30 entry fee ($25 on other nights). As soon as you walk in you'll see the main stage in the…

I’ve been to Carl’s a few times since my last review. One of those times a friend of the older bartender came to visit her. Sitting next to her was her nice looking twenty something…

168 is one of the bigger cafes. Think 3-4 times of a coffee shop. It's a big rectangle with table and chairs. There's some booth seating on the back wall and side wall with the…

Didn’t have the greatest experience last time but figured I would give it a try just in case things had changed. I heard this place has been rough because there were so many girls working…

I decided to give Rio a try on a Wednesday a little after they opened based on what I read from the reviews. Cover charge was $10, one drink minimum so I got a $10…

I was in town on a business trip and wanted to go to a strip club. This club was the closest to my hotel so I walked there. It was a Wednesday afternoon about…

The usual - pink building near the dealership. Dark inside but your eyes adjust. BYOB or a few complimentary waters/sodas with your cover. I think the cover was $10 this night. Bathroom to the left,…

Saw that Houston had a bikini barista up north and swung by for a mid morning coffee. In most other places these are coffee shacks where the baristas are wearing see through lingerie or…

Dirty's topless is a decent strip club with free parking and a decent space inside. they only have the one stage but it has decent height and the lounge area and bar are while worn…

I moved to sf about a year ago and having lived in Miami for a short stint, unfortunately have become accustomed to the lack of value of the SF strip club scene. That being said,…

Pulled up and thought about bailing based on the homeless dudes around the front but glad I didn't. More girls than I've seen at an LA club during the day, probably 5 when I arrived…

It is very unfortunate that no one has reviewed this spot since my last visit, a year ago. I arrived on Monday around 930 pm, by tram from Old Town Prague (17 minutes). Cover charge…

I arrived in Winceslas Square, the "red light district" around 11pm. Hot Peppers was one of the 1st spots I saw. I approached the doorway and was told that entrance was free. Great! A girl…

After a disappointing late evening visit to Bourbon Street which only had 4 dancers and Tiffany telling me that I would need to wait about an hour before I could spend time with her, I…

So this is one of Downtown Seattle’s No-Booze Strip Club – Guess It Was Better Than I Expected, But Still Kinda Odd Alright, so I stumbled into Seattle’s no-booze strip club because my hotel area was…

I was here twice, on Tuesday night and wednesday afternoon. They have a big parking lot and security outside but I wouldn't say the parking lot is a 100% secure since it goes around the…

I was in Houston for a few days and made the round of clubs in this area. I was here twice, Tuesday night and Wednesday noon. Parking is large and free with security at night.…

I’ve been there maybe 6 times over the last few years. On par with the nicer places in Vegas in terms of how nice the girls look. I’m picky, so that means a handful worth…

It was humpday, so a quick visit to my new favorite spot was in order. Parking lot was semi full, not sure if it was a good or bad sign. Walked up to the security…

Went to Chicas Locas on a Friday evening. They had a lot of dancers. There is high visibility when you walk into the club so as soon as you sit down someone will come by…

Seems like I visit this place more frequently than I have had in past. This was my second visit in last 30 days. Would have been great if results were consistent. But, those who visit…

Your experience at Venus really is what you make it. If you are looking for an experience with a woman the you want the peep show before 10pm. If you want to buy porn or…

This was my first ever visit to this club in downtown Portland. Amazingly, I found parking right across the street from the entrance. There was a doorman who checked ID and did a pat down,…

Easy short walk (downhill even!) from the convention center. Stick to Main Street and it seemed safe enough with traffic and streetcars passing. $20 cover to enter and you can come and go to…

I arrived at 9 pm and paid the $7 valet fee. The admission fee is another $10 when you get inside. Tip the gal at the desk, she is really nice. When I got there,…

The club itself is nestled inside of a plaza parking lot. There are plenty of parking, never concerned for a parking spot. The entrance is up a few steps with a $10 charge after 7pm…

Went to Club Risqué after a work meeting in Wednesday night. Arrived around 9pm so it looked like the shifts were changing. There was a really nice looking girl on the pole when…

Saw on their website that one of my ATF's was working so I decided to head over. It was early evening on a Wednesday and there were maybe 8 ladies working. I think…

I stopped into Deja Vu in Minneapolis late on a thursday, hoping for a fun night out. The club itself is pretty standard — dim lighting, booming music, and a crowd that looked like it…

I hit Deja Vu after an event in a near by town, hoping to unwind. Spoiler alert, not the worst experience I've ever had but certainly near the bottom. The area is close to the highway,…

I strolled into Xsensual recently on a Thursday night. I don’t do the Lingerie shops too often, I usually try it when I’m bored with the strip clubs at the moment. The good thing about…

The interior of Dandy Dan's is just a dark rectangular room and comes off exactly as it should, as a low bar strip club. When you walk in the long bar extends to the left.…

G2000 is a short train ride (7) and walk from midtown so not much more difficult than the midtown clubs. This where the similarity ends with G2000 more raw in terms of dancers and…

This has become my go to place in Minneapolis area to grab a beer, and hang out with some hotties! The usual: large parking, $10 to get in. They scan your ID. I went in at…

This was a bigger place. When you enter, the main stage is right there. There are three poles. As the night went on, they increased the number of dances on stage at a time, with…

Was $2 to park and it was easy. The place is very nice - upscale decor and overall high-end. There's a main stage in the center, a big bar in the back, and then an upstars…

Been to Pussy Cat many times over the last couple of decades. It had always been the most reliable club on The Block for me. However, times have changed. The Block is Baltimore’s famous strip…

This was my first visit back at this club since its reopening. The reason I titled this review "Deceptive" is largely due to the parking lot. I went in the afternoon around 4 pm…

I was in town on a Thursday and I started my night across the street (at synn) but the other place was insanely crowded with dudes (couldn’t even find a place to sit). So I…

It’s been a while since I’ve made the trip to Gold Club, er, I mean “Old Dolphins.” Sounds like there’s a new owner however I didn’t notice too much different other than some new drapes…

Visited on a Monday afternoon. Paid $10 to get in with no charge for parking behind the fence. The last time I can hear, I had to pay 10 to park even…

Tried Foxy again. First the club is nice and seems relatively upscale. You park in the lot across the street and walk in. I went on a Thursday afternoon and it there was no cover…

Long time reader, first time poster so apologies in advance if I don’t get the format right. After reading a lot about Cheetah, I went in on a Sunday afternoon on my way north from…

Went to CH last Friday with a pal. Its right opposite to GetGo on the border of Bedford. A handful of girls were working. Most of them were in late 20's…

Came here around 1pm there were about 5 latinas and 2 black girls. Entry was $10 and shots of reposado were $17. Ended up getting two separate shots because doubles end up being the size…

Maybe for a total of $12, this visit wasn't terrible. Maybe just miserable. That's right. I was there for 35 or 40 minutes after work one afternoon and spent just $12. Beer was $5. Bartender…

I ended up back in Darmstadt a couple of weeks after my last visit to Sharks and decided to make the most of my time and go again. Twice. I visited on a Monday and a…

Drove up with a lady friend around 11pm on a Sunday night. The area is great and has had some development put into it in the past few years. We were met with a mandatory…

Visited Cloakroom on a Friday. The club was decently busy but did have 1-2 open seats at the bar when we arrived shortly after 9 PM. The club got significantly more busy after the Capitals…

This place hardly changes, but I will go through the description again for the people who want to read it. The location is on a little jug handle street that…

I’ve been to OTB a few times during the week, but never on a weekend so thought I would give it a shot. Club was fairly busy with multiple stages going(3). Seemed to be a…

My most recent visit here was an up and down one. Early nightshift on a Wednesday. Good collection of girls. Hardly any customers. Just left club down the street so wasn’t planning on staying long…

First visits to the “sel” in ages and it hasn’t changed much. For those that haven’t been, the place is basically a neighborhood bar with strippers. When you enter, there is a U shaped bar…

I find this place to be a nice stopover when I am doing dropoffs or pickups at PBI - I just go early for an hour or two on pickups and stop on my way…

My most recent visit here was a fruitful one. Dayshift. No cover. Got a mixed drink that came to $18 whoa. It was strong. But still steep pricing. When in Rome I guess. Girls were…

I had finished a 2-3 visit at the Playhouse and was on my way back across the state of PA. Wanted to make a short visit to see if there were any dancers worth…

So it’s a Friday and I just got off work. I needed a place to see some eye candy and saw this place on the way back. Outside is alright, parking is spacious so you’ll…

Unfortunately not a ton to report from my last visit. Risqué Bristol had been pretty good to me my last few visits so hopefully this one is the anomaly. Got there around 1:30-2…

Sinsations was dead so I went to DH for the first time around 10pm. Two guys were walking out to their car as I walked in. I almost asked them how it was inside, and…

I visited the Boxxx Office on a Friday night, arriving at 10pm. This is a smaller club that has nothing nearby, other than a gas station a few miles down the road. The…

I hit up PH on a Monday afternoon because I was looking to scratch an itch. The short day usually has some nice girls on the schedule and I was hoping to encounter Selina or…

Dancer here ; I came here on a Sunday from 12pm-11pm . Door fee is $5 then since it’s no alcoholic club that’s all nude you have to purchase water/gatorade , you walk in stage…

I have not gone to Flashdancers downtown in about a year and I was very happy this time. I spent time with 5 primary dancers all in the open not in the $1500 private room…

I stopped by on a Saturday around midnight, the parking lot while decently lit was packed and I had to park a bit away from the club. I walked in, paid a $10 cover and…

I had never been to “Church” before but was in Houston on a Saturday night and decided to try it out. I arrived at around 10pm and parked in the large fenced and well lighted…

This review covers back-to-back Monday visits that I had here in mid-April. Having now made my last 3 trips here on a Monday, I'm starting to think it may be one of the best days…

You guys know the routine here. No ball caps and no tank tops so please show up looking at least half human. I travel for work about 50% of the time and my schedule has…

Park in parking lot acreoss street from club. No parking fee prior to 7pm, after which $10 parking fee applies (paid inside club when you pay cover). I don't know how it's enforced,…

Was in the area and needed a beer so I decided to give this place another shot. My experience was slightly worse then last time. The rundown. 5th Ave is…

Others have described the place. I don’t drink, so I didn’t go next door. I spent time connecting with Ryan, a youthful, slender white girl in her 20s with perky little tits and a soft…

I was overdue for a visit to the Playhouse and specifically with Devon. It had been a while since we had a chance to dance. Club details at the bottom of anyone needs…

I decided to give this club a try after about a 3-5 year absence. I know what I’m getting myself into as this place is a tourist trap but I had an itch try…

Back in Vegas, back at Chicas. The details of this place have been covered many times in many prior reviews, and they're mostly right. Small dive bar, pushy dances, many of whom have…

Returned to the promised last after a decade. Border crossing there was easy on a Sunday afternoon. Took maybe 30 mins on the way back. Didn’t have any trouble with the cops or anything but…

It's been a while (approx 6 months) since I last had a good time, so I went in and paid the usual $14.00. This place and its services still don't disappoint, at least for me…

It had been awhile since I visited The Mint . It is probably the only place I visit when in Greensboro . You’re money goes further here , but the talent can vary on each…

This is a post-raid review of Paradizio. Since a description of the club is obligatory, here you go. The club is located in the hood, but no big deal if you're comfortable in…

I stopped by the pink palace on Saturday afternoon. It is not hard find, it’s on route 130. It has a big parking lot with plenty of spots. I entered the club from the side…

When I first signed on to this board there was a dancer who posted on here that used to work at this club. She’s since gone on to work at one of the legal bordellos…

Been going about once a month for around a year. No longer planning on returning. This is a review of the last three months. The girls are a real mixed bag. Some of my favorites have left.…

Stopped in to Kittens for the first time in years on Sunday around noon. It was very very dark inside and as I entered I didn't see any other customers. The door person told me that…

I made my way across the border around 8pm on a Wednesday night, short interaction with Mexican immigration, a short walk to a cab and $8 later I was being dropped off in front of…

This review covers a bunch of times I was in Dallas over the last two weeks. I was helping out on a project for work so I was on call for half of the…

First visit back since the big remodel. Overall improved -- the stage design is better, the VIP area is more private. The bar is now off in a corner but at the cost…

Was in town for the race. Decided 4 of us would go to prior to a pre-arranged dinner so we had a few hours to kill. Got there at around 3:30PM and it was dead, one…

Hadn’t been to the Rhino in years after an extreme amount of Hustling the last time I bristled, But after reading a few reviews on here and the fall from grace for the Lodge, I…

A girl I follow on IG who now dances in NYC had posted she was making a rare return trip on Sunday, and since I didn't have to work early on Monday I figured I…

Stopped by Scarletts while on a work trip down in Tampa. I was staying in Ybor so the travel was really convenient. The location was easy to get to with a large, well lit parking…

With dinner plans in the city Saturday night, decided to visit the Pink Piny to watch the NBA playoffs. Arrived around 12:30 pm so free parking and a gentle pat down by security before walking…

I wish more than anything I had something new to bring to this review. But, after about 15 years of visiting this place, think “new” is no longer a possibility. We all know the basics.…

I visited here on a Friday evening after a ball game in May. The club is located on Congress St. I stayed in a hotel a block away as I have anytime I…

Been a while since I been to this club, used to come here a lot like 10 years ago. Had no idea there’s a Target store next to the club now, it used to be…