Reviews

Kind of annoying this place is only open on the weekends (F&S). So finally made it to this place on a weekend. nice there is free parking across the street. First, I won't be baak. Just…

Another stop at this place. Huge club, one of the biggest footprint around. Large square bar with seating for probably 50 people. Have never seen it full though, usually there are 5-10 customers scattered around…

Went at around 9pm in a Thursday evening. Beer was around $9 for a Coors light and waitress comes around just as often a expected. Was very pleased with the quality of the dancers at…

I stopped by Jimmy's last Thursday evening since I was in the area. There were around 6 or so dancers at the club when I arrived including some ex-Arnie's dancers that I knew.…

On a Saturday night as soon as I walked in, I was greeted by a very aggressive (yet friendly) dancer who started feeling me up. She got straight to the point and suggested a lap…

This place is old and badly in need of some kind of renovations. The girls were attractive, but dances are total air- “don’t do this, don’t do that, don’t touch”. Maybe that gets better if…

A gal I had seen dancing at another club started working here, so I figured I'd check it out. The pros: GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS: I've been here on predictably busy nights (Saturdays) as well as on…

Friday Afternoons can be Hit or Miss during the Summer Days of Chicago. This day proved to be a decidedly good one with the addition of new faces, bods and attitudes. Although we like the…

I came here at night hoping for good talent. I paid my cover and the club was packed. I was able to find a seat at the bar and ordered a bottled water.…

Some good things about Criket remain. Free parking in a fenced lot and no smoking in the club. While parking, I saw two dancers in the lot at shift change who were lighting up…

Nice club. Girls spend a bit more time with the regulars which could be frustrating. Music is nice, drinks are ok. The best time to approach dancers is during the dances. Before tipping ask them…

Stopped here since it's been awhile. It was Sunday special on cover, $10, and $10 dances. Same layout as before and same bothersome Cuban who won't take "no" for an answer. She…

arrived around 4 and there were 5 dancers on stage with others sitting at the bar. you enter through a metal detector but as at other clubs not monitored during the afternoon. No cover and…

The interior of the place is typical strip club. One nice aspect is that they have three stages and the dancers made use of all three. The space is pretty good, so you're not crowded…

It was my second time visiting the club so I came in around 9 pm. They told me to get there early because it was going to be crowded and boy they weren't lying. Christy…

I stopped by Flamingo with a group of friends for a bachelor party. This was the last stop of the night and it was definitely not worth the admission. We were charged a $10 cover…

I was walking back to my hotel from dinner and was near For Your Eyes Only so decided to check it out. It's a nice layout with tables and a bar in front of the…

It's been a while since I had been here and I've seen postings on IG that the place was making changes. Place hasn't been reviewed by anyone since last year, so I figure take one…

Going through Phoenix and decided it was time to check out the Hi Liter. I parked without being charged any valet or parking fees. ID was checked at the door and I was wanded after…

It’s Saturday and wanted to go to Vics but I read on here they close early at 8 and it was already 7:30 so I decided to check this place out. The place…

In recent years my annual visit to Austin always includes one afternoon each at the Landing Strip and XTC Cabaret, which have replaced the Yellow Rose and Club Expose as my two favorite clubs in…

Based on past visits to Vegas, I'm not a huge fan of the really big, cookie-cutter clubs. So I got a kick out of this place. It's still pretty polished, and on the relatively high end,…

Went there on a Wednesday night . There’s a bouncer at the door to check Id and a quick pat down. There was no cover. There is traditional seating around a bar and the dance…

This was my second visit to DD. I'm from West Palm area and after reading reviews, I took Papi Chulos advice that the 30 min drive would be worth it - you were damn…

I would go there again .. I went there on a Sunday night with my buddies around 10pm and it was little slow. The atmosphere was ok. I thought looking on the outside it would…

I stopped here on a Monday night at around 8pm. The place is easy to find and safety is no issue...it's actually right next to a Costco. Parking was easy and I walked inside. The…

Had heard a lot of things, both good and bad, about the Zebra, and it's one of the last RI clubs I hadn't been to so I decided to check it out. Parking is in…

Haven't reviewed this club in a year or possibly two lol... I've been off and on... usually not much to report on.. club usually sucks... over the past few years club has slowly been showing…

As much as I love the sight of a naked woman (preferably with her legs spread, inches from my face), I've always enjoyed checking out chicks in bikinis. And as you can tell from the name…

Stopped by on a first Friday of the month so I was able to get there around 1130. Not many guys when I arrived but girls said they had a steady flow for most of…

I had alone weekend, so I decided to visit my fav Follies on weekend for a change. I usually only visit club on weekday but wanted to see what kind of crowd and girls…

This place is right near Wonderland, and I visited it on a whim after a boring experience at Wonderland. Others have said plenty about the parking, so I won't mention that. Not like a traditional…

I can see where if you compare what you can do with gurls in detroit with here you may be disappointed, but we all know that it is stretching the rules even if we take…

have gone to this club several times wishing it would be like it was before but not this time. the club has one large dance floor with about 30 seats around the stage.…

Though I don't live in Atlanta, I've been here multiple times--typically after 10pm and either on a Friday or Saturday (the girls say much more dancers come on Friday). I really like this place, but…

I wasn’t expecting to find much in Pilsen (especially since nothing was listed in TUSCL), but was pleasantly surprised with the Gallardo Club. (This review is of a visit in early July 2018.) The club…

Hadn't been to Mickey's in ages, had some time to burn and was in the area. Around 9 pm or so. Had maybe four girls there. Tiny latina spinner, a real big girl, a mature…

This is only my second time at a strip club and I feel like I got my money's worth. The actual building is kind of sketchy (but some people would like that), and the inside…

When I last visited the Pony, it had been years since I had been there, and I was blown away by the quantity of gorgeous dancers. I decided to come back to see if that’s…

I started back dancing and since this club was my stomping grounds when I was a younger stripper I decided to go there to make a few bucks. I felt safe because of it being…

I came check out Cheerleaders after a satisfactory visit to Club Risque. Walked in through the security screening and paid the $20 cover. There were around 25-30 dancers most were 5-7, with a few 8…

Late afternoon visit since I was working in the area and done early. Had not been here since they raised the prices to 25 per dance, but at least it's better than the stupid wrist…

I am a frequent visitor of the club up the street, but lately they are slacking on the choice of ladies. The quantity and quality is slowly becoming disheartening, so I decided to come…

Visited around 11 at night but it was during the World Cup, so I was - initially at least - the only customer in the club. Bouncer is the biggest Russian I have ever seen…

Yeah, it's different. But different isn't always a good thing. First of all, this is an adult store (DVDs and toys) with a very small back area for "fun." There is a limited amount of…

I found this club to really serve its purpose. While the area has other clubs that interest me this felt like a very homey dive bar with strippers. I noticed the crowd was more blue collar…

Returning from Livonia, stopped in to see what Heartbeats is like. Physically, it was a neighborhood bar with strippers. The ceiling is low so the stage is raised ~1 foot. The stage has…

This club is far easier to see than to get to for the uninitiated. You want to be southbound on Rt 130 when approaching the parking lot. Otherwise you will see the club pass…

I have been stopping in on Friday afternoons every other week or so this summer. While I still go to the Philadelphia area for extras clubs, I always enjoy stopping in here and getting some…

Stopped by on my way home to grab a cold beer since it was so unbearable outside. It was quiet only a few customers. Ordered a beer and within 30 seconds I'm getting a tap…

Think I got here between 9 and 10pm on a Friday night. The outside of the club doesn't look like anything special, but the inside is very upscale and posh. Since it's a…

I got there pretty early in the evening and went next door to the liquor store for a 6 pack of beer. They let me in for $10 cover since it was before 8, but…

Why is the club rated so low? And especially close to Cincinnati where everything is run down and sucks?! After our adventures at New York club, we were disappointed. A buddy looked up the next closest…

There has been a marked change in this club - and not for the better. First, remember this is a BYOB club. $20 entry and typically $10-$15 for setup (ice, cups, etc) for…

Still a good club, but not what it used to be. The dancers almost act like they are forced to be there and there is nothing worse than an unhappy stripper. Once again it took…

I’ve been to the Body Shop probably 10 times. $10 cover at the door. No nonsense dude takes your cash, stamps your hand and pretty much instantly a waitress takes your drink order. Tiny waters are…

With Macombos closed for renovations, my strip club outings have been scarce. I've been meaning to go here for some time now but other things got in the way. Anyway I finally make the trip.…

So I have not been here in a while so I decided to stop by one night with some friends after we were st the casino. Again the place is connected to a motel and…

You can't miss this club, bright pink facade and right off a main thoroughfare. Easy parking access off the road and on site to the building. Wasn't full when I arrived around 5. There were…

Owners finally sold and Arnie’s is now “Boogie Nights”. I rolled through at roughly 1am or so Friday night and saw about 20-25 cars in the parking lot. Quick pat down and only a $10…

Landing Strip has been one of my long time favorites in Metro Detroit. It is typically a mid tier club with decent talent, reasonable pricing and comfortable VIPs. Unfortunately, the club seems to…

--- THE BORDER There are two major crossings to get into Mexico. I chose to cross the border near where the 805 goes into Mexico which is the newer crossing. I arrived around 7PM on…

This review is going to cover my first two visits to the club-a Saturday night and a Monday day. Being my first visit(s) to the club, I didn’t know what to expect. I’d…

I stopped by on a walk home from a bar in the Tenderloin. It was less extravagant than I'd expected from reading about it. I checked my bag in at the door and paid the 40…

Got in around 9 pm and ascended the stairs to the Heavenly Upper Brass. Paid my $20 cover and entered a near empty floor with an equal amount of dancer to civi ratio. Been here…

This place is in a slightly sketchy neighborhood but it's generally safe. Wanted to check it out on a Sunday so went by early, around 5pm. The place is mid-size and seemed clean.…

For a total of $80, I had one of the best experiences I've ever had in a club. This club is unpretentious - no cover - a corona is $5. On Fridays they have…

Went for a visit on a Thursday afternoon. Most of the dancers were not all that. Mostly African American and mostly overweight. The bartender was mad cute, though. Too bad she wasn't dancing. Grabbed…

Haven’t tried out this club in a while, so I thought it was long overdue for another visit. I remembered a short sexy blonde with glasses named Emily whom I’ve had dances with in the…

I found myself with a rental car in the East Bay and, since I'd been meaning to venture a bit farther out to check out other club, took the opportunity to try out Gold Club…

After trying to make a go of it at the competitor "strip club" up the street, I strolled into FLB in the mid afternoon with tempered expectations. The customer base was 15 deep or so,…

Got to go club just after 11pm on Friday night a few weeks ago. Club was packed which is weird for summer months and umcp kids at home. But the line up was nice. All…

I don't know what keeps bringing me back here. The place is a shithole it must be something. Oh yes it's because you can go to the back room and pretty much have…

So this happened a couple of months ago. Went to the Body Shop on a friday night. The vibe was hig, lots of people/couples. I go to this club every year when visiting LA and…

stopped in after worl and paids the $5 at the door. After a while the door girl came aroumd and said that there eas a one drink minimum. I ordered a water for…

I decided to go back to Pandora's after over a year's hiatus. I used to be a regular here but it just got tiring after a while. I went in around 1:00 PM and there…

This is still downtown's most raunchiest club. I swear whoever is recruiting the talent here has got to be partially blind because i would say half of the girls working are not worth looking at.…

I haven't been here in years. Grabbed a seat in the middle of the bar. There were 7 or 8 dancers. Most AA or Latina's and 3 Caucasians. A lot of…

Visited the DHP on a Friday afternoon. Was pleasantly surprised to see that there were actual dancers here, which is not always the case. Laney, Heaven, Ashley, and a few others were there. In the…

I know that I should know this by now. Sulphur is not Houston. The two clubs in the area are both bad. Temptations is a little better than the other. Drove…

Stopped by for a quick visit again on a weekday. Got there at about 3p. Maybe 5 dancers on shift. All were at the bar mostly chatting with each other save…

Decided to stop in since I was in the area. Grabbed a seat in the back area and ordered a beer. There were a number of dancers floating around the bar and sitting…

I previously submitted a review about this old stop about a year ago. On a whim, I decided to return. The club now has an Instagram which, while infrequent, does post a line up from…

A group of friends and I were in town for a convention, and we were looking for a place for some entertainment. On our second night in town, we made our way to Club Rio…

I recently reviewed GVL and decided to go again with a friend, who had never been there, after watching last week's UFC at Winghouse. I had higher expectations since I had such a good time on…

Having been here once before, I was anticipating a much better vibe than I found at Go Go Rama this Thursday evening. There were at least twice as many (probably 3 times more) guys than…

TL has been around for me since day one and I’ve always walked out happy. On this night I came to see one of my ATF, Desiree who is always easy going, doesn’t charge…

I stop in on Friday night. There were several dancers dressed but not very many of them dancing. Most of the dancers were on the patio smoking, talking and drinking but not dancing. There was…

Generally speaking, I was happy with this my latest visit to Visions, "where the locals go", yup I'm a local. I went on a Thursday evening, more in order to check on what the dancers…

I was in the area and checked the TUSCL site to see what clubs were close to where I was. This place came up as being only 10 minutes away. I had never heard…

This is one of my favorite clubs in NJ. Was driving by this area and thought of spending some time here again. This place never disappoints me. Saw some new girls this time. $10 cover…

Went in right after the day/night shift change, so I wasn't expecting much. The dancers were friendly, but I'm always more of a day guy. My expectations tend to be higher for the…

I haven't been in the area for a long time and had basically given up the hobby but old habits...club is still very dark but much the same. I chose the couch seat behind…

I have been going to Risqué for years and the place never dissapoints and I enjoy this place. The location of the club on Columbus Blvd which is right off I-95. Take cash with you…

Took a drive to Patterson Monday evening arriving around 9:30. First stopped into Moonlight because Monday is the only day of the week that the regular bartender does not work. ( Always need to watch…

Trip 1:Stopped by Capital Cabaret for the first time in like 15 months. I was surprised to see one or two hot girls working. A cute brunette (queen?) stopped by and after about 5 minutes…

I decided to visit again Club 16 on a Saturday afternoon. I was happy to discover that there were not bouncers in the front. The club had a vibrant feeling with 2 or 3 girls…

Stopped at nearby Club 390 earlier in the afternoon, but it was relatively slow and not much of a selection of dancers fitting my taste. Decided to give Atlantis a try. Stopped in about 6…

Been to this club through a few iterations. Last visit was Thursday night after nine. Plenty of safe, free parking is the first plus for this club. I felt comfortable leaving my car and going…

I went about 7:45P.M. They did not charge a cover. I went in and bought a $1.50 Coors l lite No one was dancing but I was not surprised, because they don’t open until 7:00P.M. …